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Bad KSU National Ranking stat of the week . . .
« on: October 05, 2010, 11:35:39 AM »
oh and SUCK IT my national stats posts haters . . . you know who you are!!

K-State Rush Defense Rank . . . 102   Big 12 Rank . . . LAST

Our Linebackers aka the foot divers aka the Velcro Twins . . . will be the primary reason we won't win Thursday . . . with Queso Cheese being 1a.



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Re: Bad KSU National Ranking stat of the week . . .
« Reply #1 on: October 05, 2010, 11:37:57 AM »
so... you are saying that the weak spots of the team will be the reason for a loss. interesting stuff here. i'll go share w/ my co-workers and report back.

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Re: Bad KSU National Ranking stat of the week . . .
« Reply #2 on: October 05, 2010, 11:38:09 AM »
oh and SUCK IT my national stats posts haters . . . you know who you are!!

K-State Rush Defense Rank . . . 102   Big 12 Rank . . . LAST

Our Linebackers aka the foot divers aka the Velcro Twins . . . will be the primary reason we won't win Thursday . . . with Queso Cheese being 1a.





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Re: Bad KSU National Ranking stat of the week . . .
« Reply #3 on: October 05, 2010, 11:38:36 AM »
so... you are saying that the week spots of the team will be the reason for a loss. interesting stuff here. i'll go share w/ my co-workers and report back.

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Re: Bad KSU National Ranking stat of the week . . .
« Reply #4 on: October 05, 2010, 11:39:15 AM »
Post Game CFU . . . Old Balls sounded less than happy with Chris Cosh's version of the bend defense.

You do that Daris . . . you walk the 8 flights of stairs up from the Janitorial Engineer Containment Area and walk amongst the living and the important people and share this news.




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Re: Bad KSU National Ranking stat of the week . . .
« Reply #5 on: October 05, 2010, 11:41:02 AM »
Carson Coffman runs the 4th most efficient offense in the Big XII.


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Re: Bad KSU National Ranking stat of the week . . .
« Reply #6 on: October 05, 2010, 11:41:18 AM »
Important to know.  Thanks, sonofdaxjones.

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Re: Bad KSU National Ranking stat of the week . . .
« Reply #7 on: October 05, 2010, 11:43:32 AM »
Cosh and Snyder have been running a very vanilla D through the first four games.  Expect them to open up the D Playbook this week and domination to ensue. 

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Re: Bad KSU National Ranking stat of the week . . .
« Reply #8 on: October 05, 2010, 11:44:23 AM »
I will keep posting stats now:

Cornhole Rush Offense . . . #4 in the Country . . . #1 in the Big 12.

Outstanding . . . the first, "they've been very vanilla" post. 

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Re: Bad KSU National Ranking stat of the week . . .
« Reply #9 on: October 05, 2010, 11:45:14 AM »
I like Dax's nicknames for everyone/everything

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Re: Bad KSU National Ranking stat of the week . . .
« Reply #10 on: October 05, 2010, 11:45:47 AM »
Cosh and Snyder have been running a very vanilla D through the first four games.  Expect them to open up the D Playbook this week and domination to ensue. 

I picture you chanting this in a group of other people dressed in white pajamas.
"How will I recruit to Manhattan? Well, distance. And the proud state of basketball. It start there, and then daily flights to Dallas, because I'm really good at going out. Like top five good. Ask my wife. She wants me to be happy."

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Re: Bad KSU National Ranking stat of the week . . .
« Reply #11 on: October 05, 2010, 11:46:17 AM »
oh and SUCK IT my national stats posts haters . . . you know who you are!!

K-State Rush Defense Rank . . . 102   Big 12 Rank . . . LAST

Our Linebackers aka the foot divers aka the Velcro Twins . . . will be the primary reason we won't win Thursday . . . with Queso Cheese being 1a.



These Stats are bad because of our SOS:
Rushing Offense:
9   UCLA         233   1312   5.6   73   13   262.4
10   Nebraska         176   1237   7.0   80   16   309.3
50    Iowa State    187    755    4.0    65    6    151.0
55   UCF                 172   736   4.3   31   8   184.0

Semi Serious. :nono:
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Re: Bad KSU National Ranking stat of the week . . .
« Reply #12 on: October 05, 2010, 11:48:31 AM »
I will keep posting stats now:

Cornhole Rush Offense . . . #4 in the Country . . . #1 in the Big 12.

Outstanding . . . the first, "they've been very vanilla" post.  

Can you list the rush defense rankings for Nebraska opps?  TIA

Listen bub, we all know Nebraska is a good team, but you are using the same logic as tardville when it comes to ooc stats (especially with as weak a SOS as NU has).

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Re: Bad KSU National Ranking stat of the week . . .
« Reply #13 on: October 05, 2010, 11:49:15 AM »
Post Game CFU . . . Old Balls sounded less than happy with Chris Cosh's version of the bend defense.

You do that Daris . . . you walk the 8 flights of stairs up from the Janitorial Engineer Containment Area and walk amongst the living and the important people and share this news.





it's a deal then. i don't have another fifteen minute break for a while though. as soon as i do, i'll grab my timecard and clock out and then get a consensus and report back.

just so we're on the same page though, it's your opinion that a)kstate will lose to a nebraska team that is favored by double digits and b)it will be because of our less than steller linebacking crew giving up a lot of rushing yards to a very good rushing team or because of our less than stellar quarterback not performing great against a very good defensive team or some kind of combination of the both of these things. am i understanding this correctly? it's all very confusing high level stuff here.

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Re: Bad KSU National Ranking stat of the week . . .
« Reply #14 on: October 05, 2010, 11:50:08 AM »
Hey, guys, remember when Thomas Clayton led the nation in rushing yardage leading into conference play?

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Re: Bad KSU National Ranking stat of the week . . .
« Reply #15 on: October 05, 2010, 11:53:31 AM »
Post Game CFU . . . Old Balls sounded less than happy with Chris Cosh's version of the bend defense.

You do that Daris . . . you walk the 8 flights of stairs up from the Janitorial Engineer Containment Area and walk amongst the living and the important people and share this news.





it's a deal then. i don't have another fifteen minute break for a while though. as soon as i do, i'll grab my timecard and clock out and then get a consensus and report back.

just so we're on the same page though, it's your opinion that a)kstate will lose to a nebraska team that is favored by double digits and b)it will be because of our less than steller linebacking crew giving up a lot of rushing yards to a very good rushing team or because of our less than stellar quarterback not performing great against a very good defensive team or some kind of combination of the both of these things. am i understanding this correctly? it's all very confusing high level stuff here.

Oh no, no, no . . . you should be gone already.   You should be on the 5th flight up, thinking about this, and about how you're going to take that huge dump on Sharon from Accounting's desk because she thinks you're a huge loser and won't go out with you and she always questions your cleaning supply orders.  

Or  you can stay and offer up some discussion aka your usual near JT level of powertardness.




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Re: Bad KSU National Ranking stat of the week . . .
« Reply #16 on: October 05, 2010, 11:54:37 AM »
 :lol:
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Re: Bad KSU National Ranking stat of the week . . .
« Reply #17 on: October 05, 2010, 11:54:54 AM »
JFC, Steve Dave isn't even gone yet and already "the inmates are running the asylum"   :runaway:

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Re: Bad KSU National Ranking stat of the week . . .
« Reply #18 on: October 05, 2010, 11:55:54 AM »
crazy daris predicto- i think that the weather outside (kansas) is going to start getting colder (on avg) over the next month or two. suck it to all my haters out there. you know who you are.

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Re: Bad KSU National Ranking stat of the week . . .
« Reply #19 on: October 05, 2010, 12:01:04 PM »
Guys, let's make a list of things to say to Dax about his "statistics", I'll start:

1.  That's why they play the games.
2.  Anything can happen

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Re: Bad KSU National Ranking stat of the week . . .
« Reply #20 on: October 05, 2010, 12:10:01 PM »
Guys, let's make a list of things to say to Dax about his "statistics", I'll start:

1.  That's why they play the games.
2.  Anything can happen


3.  ...but on any given Saturday
4.  Sometimes planes and buses crash before they reach their destination.

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Re: Bad KSU National Ranking stat of the week . . .
« Reply #21 on: October 05, 2010, 12:12:24 PM »
crazy daris predicto- i think that the weather outside (kansas) is going to start getting colder (on avg) over the next month or two. suck it to all my haters out there. you know who you are.

dood, you better get off the short bus and onto the global warming bus...you might blow up  -->   :goodbyecruelworld:

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Re: Bad KSU National Ranking stat of the week . . .
« Reply #22 on: October 05, 2010, 12:21:24 PM »
Guys, let's make a list of things to say to Dax about his "statistics", I'll start:

1.  That's why they play the games.
2.  Anything can happen


3.  ...but on any given Saturday
4.  Sometimes planes and buses crash before they reach their destination.

5.  Get your STATS straight!

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Re: Bad KSU National Ranking stat of the week . . .
« Reply #23 on: October 05, 2010, 12:21:55 PM »
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Re: Bad KSU National Ranking stat of the week . . .
« Reply #24 on: October 05, 2010, 12:22:19 PM »
Guys, let's make a list of things to say to Dax about his "statistics", I'll start:

1.  That's why they play the games.
2.  Anything can happen


3.  ...but on any given Saturday
4.  Sometimes planes and buses crash before they reach their destination.

5.  Get your STATS straight!

 :horrorsurprise: