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Offline AppleJack

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Getting Married Today
« on: October 02, 2010, 11:11:56 AM »
Picked the K-State and Chiefs Bye weeks  :gocho:

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Re: Getting Married Today
« Reply #1 on: October 02, 2010, 11:21:41 AM »
I hope you weren't a "playa" AJ. This is gonna be rough for you if so. Congrats though!! Maybe you and your wife can go on a double date with FFF and his wife? :dunno:
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Re: Getting Married Today
« Reply #2 on: October 02, 2010, 11:28:36 AM »
If you have any questions about the wedding night, just ask.  I know quite a bit about intercourse and vaginas, if you know what I mean.
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Re: Getting Married Today
« Reply #3 on: October 02, 2010, 11:39:23 AM »
Quote from: AppleJack on October 02, 2010, 11:11:56 AM
Picked the K-State and Chiefs Bye weeks  :gocho:

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Where ya getting married?
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Re: Getting Married Today
« Reply #4 on: October 02, 2010, 12:21:28 PM »
Which Phish cover band did you book for the reception?
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Re: Getting Married Today
« Reply #5 on: October 02, 2010, 12:36:41 PM »
Congrats AJ
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Re: Getting Married Today
« Reply #6 on: October 02, 2010, 01:07:02 PM »
damn, that sucks
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Re: Getting Married Today
« Reply #7 on: October 02, 2010, 01:16:59 PM »
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Re: Getting Married Today
« Reply #8 on: October 02, 2010, 02:01:01 PM »
 :cheers:

If you don't remember anything from this thread, remember this: when opening the gifts, don't use the George Foreman grill, regift that POS (it sucks, and dries everything out AND pain in the ass to clean) to someone who isn't that important to you.
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Re: Getting Married Today
« Reply #9 on: October 02, 2010, 02:02:45 PM »
Quote from: KSUTOMMY on October 02, 2010, 02:01:01 PM
:cheers:

If you don't remember anything from this thread, remember this: when opening the gifts, don't use the George Foreman grill, regift that POS (it sucks, and dries everything out AND pain in the ass to clean) to someone who isn't that important to you.

Return it and use the money for a nice bottle of single malt.   :drink:
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Re: Getting Married Today
« Reply #10 on: October 02, 2010, 02:06:32 PM »
Are u my neighbor AJ? He's getting married today as well
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Re: Getting Married Today
« Reply #11 on: October 02, 2010, 02:07:39 PM »
Will be hitting a wedding in Baldwin this evening. AJ's???
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Re: Getting Married Today
« Reply #12 on: October 02, 2010, 02:30:27 PM »
Quote from: KSUTOMMY on October 02, 2010, 02:01:01 PM
:cheers:

If you don't remember anything from this thread, remember this: when opening the gifts, don't use the George Foreman grill, regift that POS (it sucks, and dries everything out AND pain in the ass to clean) to someone who isn't that important to you.
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pffftt.  keep it.  the foreman is the single best instrument on the planet for cooking bacon.
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Re: Getting Married Today
« Reply #13 on: October 02, 2010, 11:30:45 PM »
Quote from: treysolid on October 02, 2010, 02:30:27 PM
Quote from: KSUTOMMY on October 02, 2010, 02:01:01 PM
:cheers:

If you don't remember anything from this thread, remember this: when opening the gifts, don't use the George Foreman grill, regift that POS (it sucks, and dries everything out AND pain in the ass to clean) to someone who isn't that important to you.
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pffftt.  keep it.  the foreman is the single best instrument on the planet for cooking bacon.

Poor post construction aside,  I am amazed I had never thought of that.  Great idea, must try.
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Re: Getting Married Today
« Reply #14 on: October 02, 2010, 11:45:36 PM »
Congrats on the wedding. I'm sure it didn't compare to mine.
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Re: Getting Married Today
« Reply #15 on: October 03, 2010, 11:42:15 AM »
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Re: Getting Married Today
« Reply #16 on: October 03, 2010, 02:26:26 PM »
Wedding night porno  :dunno:
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Re: Getting Married Today
« Reply #17 on: October 03, 2010, 10:51:03 PM »
bobbies are get the f### out.
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