Just FYI, me and my bro's will be bringing a whole bunch of those Sparks energy beers with us so we can keep our edge for the dick pummelings while still getting our buzz on. I'm totally rough ridin' serious-faced right now as I say this to all Husker fans; these Sparks drinks turn me into an animal. This one time a ways back I drank maybe 8 or so before we went to Aggieville where I spotted, totally true story, a pinkish/orange mo-ped with a ku license plate on it. Somebody probably joked about taking it and next thing I know I'm speed walking down moro with this thing rough ridin' hoisted up on my shoulder boombox style. (kids, don't do this) Long story short I had to call the cops and take the thing all the way to Lawrence to the KU guy who was actually pretty cool about not sending me to jail. Point is, our tailgate is already planning on heckling the crap out of every NU fan that walks by, but after a few Sparks who knows what the hell will happen. I never did really like you guys and there's a lot of hate to get out all in one night. Best to just not come to the game at all, but if you do want to come for some reason and you pass our group, please keep your head down and move to the side and wait until we pass, like you would an ambulance when you're driving. No rough ridin' eye contact. I cannot stress this enough. We take that as a sign of disrespect, and there's a guy in our group that looks like BJ Penn and he will sleeper-hold the crap out of you. Deal with that.
