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Re: Brady Morningstar
« Reply #25 on: November 14, 2010, 04:39:53 PM »
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This is no joke. As you can tell by my post amount I'm not a rumor starter. Brady Morningstar is about to be a dad. This is coming from a friend who is from the same area as the lucky lady and knows her. So you ask why is this news and why would I post this? Well.....she was impregnated during a 4some. And who were the other two? The Morris twins.....No freaking joke....I would not post this if I wasn't positive this was true. So let's get some signs ready for the KU game. This should help lighten the mood after the quarterback meltdown today.

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so how do they know he's the dad?

she'll find out pretty quick.
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Re: Brady Morningstar
« Reply #26 on: November 14, 2010, 05:09:30 PM »
Sorry in advance for my possible dumbness but say the morris' both nailed a chick one night, she got preggo, would they be able to figure out which one was the daddy??? :ohno:

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Re: Brady Morningstar
« Reply #27 on: November 14, 2010, 06:09:51 PM »
Good question.  Seems like I've heard somewhere that DNA identification for crimes is unable to differentiate between identical twins.  I may just be making this up though.

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Re: Brady Morningstar
« Reply #28 on: November 15, 2010, 04:01:23 PM »
Can't imagine Brady part of a foursome with the Morris twins. His penis is likely hilariously small compared to theirs.
Man, all this does is make me think of a livestock auction.

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Re: Brady Morningstar
« Reply #29 on: November 15, 2010, 04:20:41 PM »
Can't imagine Brady part of a foursome with the Morris twins. His penis is likely hilariously small compared to theirs.
Man, all this does is make me think of a livestock auction.

Maybe he didn't get her preggo cuz he got "booty duty".

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Re: Brady Morningstar
« Reply #30 on: November 15, 2010, 04:29:58 PM »
Brady and "his" kids:



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Re: Brady Morningstar
« Reply #31 on: November 15, 2010, 07:21:37 PM »