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Offline Testy Westy

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Re: JesusLand is going to lose it....
« Reply #25 on: September 30, 2010, 11:13:14 PM »
Wouldn't the middle part be all windy and stormy and crap?  Air from the hot side blowing into the cold side all the time.  I'll stay with the asians on earth 1.

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Re: JesusLand is going to lose it....
« Reply #26 on: September 30, 2010, 11:26:26 PM »
Wouldn't the middle part be all windy and stormy and feces?  Air from the hot side blowing into the cold side all the time.  I'll stay with the asians on earth 1.

Good question. 

I was kinda working under the assumption that if the planet doesn't rotate, then there is constancy of temps, so air wouldn't circulate like it does here, but that's prolly not correct.   Thinking more critically about it, I'll bet it's a windy SOB there.

OK, we change from a tourism based economy to wind turbines.   Boone is prolly already all over this.

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Re: JesusLand is going to lose it....
« Reply #27 on: September 30, 2010, 11:51:57 PM »
Wouldn't the middle part be all windy and stormy and feces?  Air from the hot side blowing into the cold side all the time.  I'll stay with the asians on earth 1.

Spoken like a true Kansan.  :gocho:

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Re: JesusLand is going to lose it....
« Reply #28 on: October 01, 2010, 12:01:45 AM »
How hilarious would it be if we sent a ship there, taking the crew 3 generations to get there, and then the natives blow the ship up when it arrives?

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Re: JesusLand is going to lose it....
« Reply #29 on: October 01, 2010, 12:06:00 AM »
This is how fracking Star Trek started, I think.   :horrorsurprise:
Use one more horrorsurpise and I swear I will give you something to be horribly surprised about.  :surprised: :comehere:

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Re: JesusLand is going to lose it....
« Reply #30 on: October 01, 2010, 01:30:00 AM »
How hilarious would it be if we sent a ship there, taking the crew 3 generations to get there, and then the natives blow the ship up when it arrives?

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Re: JesusLand is going to lose it....
« Reply #31 on: October 01, 2010, 01:42:35 AM »
I'm really looking forward to exploiting the rough ridin' crap out of the indigenous life forms on that planet.

We missed out on all the fun our founding fathers had....THIS OUR CHANCE!

You have any idea how freaking afraid they would be if they saw our spaceship coming towards their planet?

do YOU have any idea how freaking afraid we would be if we saw their spaceship coming towards OUR planet???!!!111!!!??? :runaway:

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Re: JesusLand is going to lose it....
« Reply #32 on: October 01, 2010, 03:50:04 AM »
I'm really looking forward to exploiting the rough ridin' crap out of the indigenous life forms on that planet.

We missed out on all the fun our founding fathers had....THIS OUR CHANCE!

You have any idea how freaking afraid they would be if they saw our spaceship coming towards their planet?

do YOU have any idea how freaking afraid we would be if we saw their spaceship coming towards OUR planet???!!!111!!!??? :runaway:

 :dunno: no idea reidrolled. probly more  :woot:  than anything.

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Re: JesusLand is going to lose it....
« Reply #33 on: October 01, 2010, 08:53:27 AM »
This is how fracking Star Trek started, I think.   :horrorsurprise:
Use one more horrorsurpise and I swear I will give you something to be horribly surprised about.  :surprised: :comehere:

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Re: JesusLand is going to lose it....
« Reply #34 on: October 01, 2010, 08:57:17 AM »
You guys need to stop thinking about this and just live life regularly.

You sound like John II talking to Christopher Columbus.

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Re: JesusLand is going to lose it....
« Reply #35 on: October 01, 2010, 09:27:25 AM »
I'm really looking forward to exploiting the rough ridin' crap out of the indigenous life forms on that planet.

We missed out on all the fun our founding fathers had....THIS OUR CHANCE!

You have any idea how freaking afraid they would be if they saw our spaceship coming towards their planet?

do YOU have any idea how freaking afraid we would be if we saw their spaceship coming towards OUR planet???!!!111!!!??? :runaway:

 :dunno: no idea reidrolled. probly more  :woot:  than anything.



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Re: JesusLand is going to lose it....
« Reply #36 on: October 01, 2010, 09:27:43 AM »
Because intelligent life developing on earth was such a flukey occurrence, doesn't that mean intelligent life developing on another planet so close to earth is 100% impossible. I have almost no doubt. *






*I don't believe anything about this post.

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Re: JesusLand is going to lose it....
« Reply #37 on: October 01, 2010, 10:24:34 AM »
There appears to be a lot of this in this thread:


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Re: JesusLand is going to lose it....
« Reply #38 on: October 01, 2010, 11:18:40 AM »
uh-oh, Jesusland feels threatened by the scientists again.

I hope no one tries to kill the guy who discovered this new planet.

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Re: JesusLand is going to lose it....
« Reply #39 on: October 01, 2010, 11:29:13 AM »
If they don't believe in it now, does that mean they won't be trying to Tim Tebow it later?

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Re: JesusLand is going to lose it....
« Reply #40 on: October 01, 2010, 12:15:07 PM »
uh-oh, Jesusland feels threatened by the scientists again.

I hope no one tries to kill the guy who discovered this new planet.

Why would Christians feel threatened?  Maybe the hardcore creationists do, but it's hardly a blanket threatening.

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Re: JesusLand is going to lose it....
« Reply #41 on: October 01, 2010, 01:50:22 PM »
However certain that brilliant scientist is that there is life, I'm equally inversely sure that there is not life on the planet.*

*This presupposes that he is not, at all, certain and he only hopes there is life.
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Re: JesusLand is going to lose it....
« Reply #42 on: October 01, 2010, 01:56:44 PM »
Maybe the folks on Earth II have a Bible and a God.  Maybe they are the same as the one here?  Maybe God didn't see a need to mention Earth II to Earth I?  Wouldn't this go a very long way to prove your belief?

Couldn't he have tackled other worlds in the week or two after he finished up ours?

Maybe he feels like he really mumped up on us and they are version 2.0 with the necessary upgrades? 


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Re: JesusLand is going to lose it....
« Reply #43 on: October 01, 2010, 03:06:59 PM »
Guys-  what if the Muslims have already taken over Earth II?  Also, I hope Earth II has rad pyramids.

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Re: JesusLand is going to lose it....
« Reply #44 on: October 05, 2010, 06:36:44 AM »
No way they are as Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) as us on Earth 2.  I bet they have badass stuff already and could come to Earth 1 if they wanted, but are like, "we already have all that stuff and more, why shazbot! with it".  I bet they even read this board.   :users:

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Re: JesusLand is going to lose it....
« Reply #45 on: October 06, 2010, 09:28:57 AM »
No way they are as Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) as us on Earth 2.  I bet they have badass stuff already and could come to Earth 1 if they wanted, but are like, "we already have all that stuff and more, why shazbot! with it".  I bet they even read this board.   :users:

Hey Earth Jr. skinny losers.  PAY FOR PREMIUM and quit free-loading.

What you gonna do?   :comehere:

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Re: JesusLand is going to lose it....
« Reply #46 on: October 06, 2010, 09:34:49 AM »
haha theres absolutely nothing to be worried about is there...????

jfc, we get it, you're bi-polar or some crap. 

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Re: JesusLand is going to lose it....
« Reply #47 on: October 06, 2010, 09:36:02 AM »
jfc they didnt diagnose me as anything bad person


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Re: JesusLand is going to lose it....
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Re: JesusLand is going to lose it....
« Reply #49 on: October 06, 2010, 09:47:18 AM »
god damnit  :facepalm: