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I was doing fine until...
« on: September 30, 2010, 11:19:12 AM »
I was just fine holding all my anger inside (like real a man, I don't share my emotions) until I ran into this guy that is a corncob fan.  He is the guy that didn't go to school there, lives in Kansas, and says "we" when referring to the Corncobs.    :curse:

So...anyways...this guy has the nerve to say to me in a all too chipper voice:  "Hey man, good luck to you guys next week.  I hope it's a good game, but WE will win, cuz we are good this year!" 

First off, I hate the whole "good luck" thing between fans, but the fact that he said "we" put me over the top.  My mind filled with rage!!  I stopped comprehending what he was saying and I lost my bearings on where I was.  The only thing I could think of was going into my car and getting my 4 year old's wiffle ball bat and playing wiffle ball with this guy's ball sac (not to be construed as gay, cuz I really do hate other dude's testicles). 

But because I am a little out of shape, short and the wiffle ball bat was a couple blocks away...all I could get out was..."yea, whatever." 

Damn I suck!


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Re: I was doing fine until...
« Reply #1 on: September 30, 2010, 11:21:20 AM »
I was just fine holding all my anger inside (like real a man, I don't share my emotions) until I ran into this guy that is a corncob fan.  He is the guy that didn't go to school there, lives in Kansas, and says "we" when referring to the Corncobs.    :curse:

So...anyways...this guy has the nerve to say to me in a all too chipper voice:  "Hey man, good luck to you guys next week.  I hope it's a good game, but WE will win, cuz we are good this year!" 

First off, I hate the whole "good luck" thing between fans, but the fact that he said "we" put me over the top.  My mind filled with rage!!  I stopped comprehending what he was saying and I lost my bearings on where I was.  The only thing I could think of was going into my car and getting my 4 year old's wiffle ball bat and playing wiffle ball with this guy's ball sac (not to be construed as gay, cuz I really do hate other dude's testicles). 

But because I am a little out of shape, short and the wiffle ball bat was a couple blocks away...all I could get out was..."yea, whatever." 

Damn I suck!

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Re: I was doing fine until...
« Reply #2 on: September 30, 2010, 11:32:40 AM »
Probably both!  I seem so  :kstatriot:  at times and then other times I should be taken out and given a good beating for my douchieness. 

Just ask KSUTOMMY on here, he will back me up on both pieces. 

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Re: I was doing fine until...
« Reply #3 on: September 30, 2010, 11:33:25 AM »
I was just fine holding all my anger inside (like real a man, I don't share my emotions) until I ran into this guy that is a corncob fan.  He is the guy that didn't go to school there, lives in Kansas, and says "we" when referring to the Corncobs.    :curse:

So...anyways...this guy has the nerve to say to me in a all too chipper voice:  "Hey man, good luck to you guys next week.  I hope it's a good game, but WE will win, cuz we are good this year!" 

First off, I hate the whole "good luck" thing between fans, but the fact that he said "we" put me over the top.  My mind filled with rage!!  I stopped comprehending what he was saying and I lost my bearings on where I was.  The only thing I could think of was going into my car and getting my 4 year old's wiffle ball bat and playing wiffle ball with this guy's ball sac (not to be construed as gay, cuz I really do hate other dude's testicles). 

But because I am a little out of shape, short and the wiffle ball bat was a couple blocks away...all I could get out was..."yea, whatever." 

Damn I suck!

Sorry to hear that man. That Husker guy sounds like a real piece of work.

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Re: I was doing fine until...
« Reply #4 on: September 30, 2010, 11:36:27 AM »
Probably both!  I seem so  :kstatriot:  at times and then other times I should be taken out and given a good beating for my douchieness. 

Just ask KSUTOMMY on here, he will back me up on both pieces. 

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Re: I was doing fine until...
« Reply #5 on: September 30, 2010, 11:36:33 AM »
The only thing I could think of was this guy's ball sac

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« Reply #6 on: September 30, 2010, 11:52:58 AM »
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Re: I was doing fine until...
« Reply #7 on: September 30, 2010, 11:53:39 AM »
Damn, that sucks.

At least you're not gay though.

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« Reply #8 on: September 30, 2010, 11:57:10 AM »
The only thing I could think of was this guy's ball sac

 :horrorsurprise:

First I saw this thread and had the same reaction as you. Then I go over to kstatesports.com and the the following volleyball headline...
Wildcats Catch Kangaroos from Behind(Pelger Pounds Career-High 17 Kills)

really gay things going on in emawland today.

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Re: I was doing fine until...
« Reply #9 on: September 30, 2010, 12:15:04 PM »
Probably both!  I seem so  :kstatriot:  at times and then other times I should be taken out and given a good beating for my douchieness. 

Just ask KSUTOMMY on here, he will back me up on both pieces. 

concur, 100% EMAW tho
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Re: I was doing fine until...
« Reply #10 on: September 30, 2010, 12:17:21 PM »
Probably both!  I seem so  :kstatriot:  at times and then other times I should be taken out and given a good beating for my douchieness. 

Just ask KSUTOMMY on here, he will back me up on both pieces. 

concur, 100% EMAW tho

Buttbrothers.  :powerespect:
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Re: I was doing fine until...
« Reply #11 on: September 30, 2010, 12:28:55 PM »
The only thing I could think of was this guy's ball sac

 :horrorsurprise:

lol. it's not okcat's message, its that damn face. gets me every time. :lol:

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Re: I was doing fine until...
« Reply #12 on: September 30, 2010, 12:42:54 PM »
Probably both!  I seem so  :kstatriot:  at times and then other times I should be taken out and given a good beating for my douchieness. 

Just ask KSUTOMMY on here, he will back me up on both pieces. 

concur, 100% EMAW tho

Buttbrothers.  :powerespect:

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Re: I was doing fine until...
« Reply #13 on: September 30, 2010, 12:48:47 PM »
The only thing I could think of was this guy's ball sac

 :horrorsurprise:

First I saw this thread and had the same reaction as you. Then I go over to kstatesports.com and the the following volleyball headline...
Wildcats Catch Kangaroos from Behind(Pelger Pounds Career-High 17 Kills)

really gay things going on in emawland today.

you know how I know you're gay.  You called this a story about her and getting it from behind gay.
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