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yoga-like_abana

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Apparently Bill had his tape recorder with him and this is what was recorded, I guess it got pretty heated.

Taylor Martinez: It's easy when you play with rejects and a fat kid, Thomas.

Daniel Thomas: Shut your mouth, Martinez!

Carson Queso Coffman: What'd you say, crap face?

Martinez: You shouldn't be allowed to touch a football. Except for Thomas, you're all an insult to the game.

CCQ: Come on! We'll take you on, right here! Right now! Come on!

Fire and Ice: Yeah!

Martinez: We play on a real field, Coffman. You ain't good enough to lick the dirt off our cleats.

CCQ: Watch it, jerk!

Martinez: Shut up, idiot!

CCQ: Moron!

Martinez: Scab eater!

CCQ: Butt sniffer!

Martinez: Pus licker!

CCQ: Fart smeller!

Hrbec: [sniffs] Ahh.

Martinez: You eat dog crap for breakfast, geek!

CCQ: You mix your Wheaties with your mama's toe jam!

Fire and Ice: Yeah!

Martinez: You bob for apples in the toilet! And you like it!

CCQ: You play ball like a giiirrrrrrrrl!
[entire group stands in shocked silence]

Martinez: What did you say?

CCQ:
You heard me.

Martinez: Next Thursday, your field. Be there, buffalo-butt breath.
 
CCQ: Count on it, pee-drinking crap-face!


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« Last Edit: September 29, 2010, 07:46:32 AM by yoga-like_abana »

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Re: Rumblings of a *scuffle* between NU and KSU players by the sheep lot
« Reply #1 on: September 28, 2010, 10:29:14 PM »
A heartwarming story that's fun for the whole family

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Re: Rumblings of a *scuffle* between NU and KSU players by the sheep lot
« Reply #2 on: September 28, 2010, 10:32:46 PM »
CCQ with some witty zingers.  With all those verbal daggers, I doubt those crazy kids even show up!
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Re: Rumblings of a *scuffle* between NU and KSU players by the sheep lot
« Reply #3 on: September 28, 2010, 10:33:11 PM »
A heartwarming story that's fun for the whole family

Exactly. A little bit too "G" rated to be completely honest. :rolleyes:

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Re: Rumblings of a *scuffle* between NU and KSU players by the sheep lot
« Reply #4 on: September 28, 2010, 10:46:56 PM »
A heartwarming story that's fun for the whole family

Exactly. A little bit too "G" rated to be completely honest. :rolleyes:
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Re: Rumblings of a *scuffle* between NU and KSU players by the sheep lot
« Reply #5 on: September 28, 2010, 10:56:07 PM »
Great Post . . .  :woot:

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Re: Rumblings of a *scuffle* between NU and KSU players by the sheep lot
« Reply #6 on: September 29, 2010, 05:50:09 AM »
I'm lookin' to buy a chainsaw, gas or eclectric?

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Re: Rumblings of a *scuffle* between NU and KSU players by the sheep lot
« Reply #7 on: September 29, 2010, 07:40:49 AM »
A photoshopped Sandlot movie poster was the only thing missing.

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Re: Rumblings of a *scuffle* between NU and KSU players by the sheep lot
« Reply #8 on: September 29, 2010, 07:56:28 AM »
fantastic

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Re: Rumblings of a *scuffle* between NU and KSU players by the sheep lot
« Reply #9 on: September 29, 2010, 11:41:01 AM »
geez, F&I totally owned those hicks.

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Re: Rumblings of a *scuffle* between NU and KSU players by the sheep lot
« Reply #10 on: September 29, 2010, 11:44:40 AM »
God, I hope Harper doesn't convince the team to try Big Chief before the game.

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Re: Rumblings of a *scuffle* between NU and KSU players by the sheep lot
« Reply #11 on: September 29, 2010, 12:21:05 PM »
Maybe we need our linebackers to wear some PF Flyers to help us out during the game?

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Re: Rumblings of a *scuffle* between NU and KSU players by the sheep lot
« Reply #12 on: September 29, 2010, 12:28:33 PM »
I'll send my "beast" out there to chase em all around for a while.