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Nebraska is better at being hicks...
« on: September 28, 2010, 10:15:40 PM »
percentage of state employment related to agriculture.

Nebraska - 31
Kansas - 20

I hope that isn't the final score.  Despite NU's belief of a higher level of sophistication due to the Big 10 invite it appears the upper midwest just wanted to get into cahoots w/ the farmers for some good commodities trading.  I mean Detroit is underwater w/ the level of unemployment.

We need to get ownership rights on farmageddon before the redneck hicks up North try to use that term for their yearly tussle w/ Iowa.

I do believe given the considerably smaller population up in Nebraska coupled w/ the higher percentage of workers in Agriculture there is definitely more liberties taken w/ farm animals just north of us.


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Re: Nebraska is better at being hicks...
« Reply #1 on: September 28, 2010, 10:19:18 PM »
i'm damn tired of those hicks in red callin us hicks. i mean come on nu fans, be classy like you claim to be

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Re: Nebraska is better at being hicks...
« Reply #2 on: September 28, 2010, 10:55:22 PM »
Their women don't look much better than any animal they may be raising any way...so while I don't condone the liberties they may take, I totally understand.
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Re: Nebraska is better at being hicks...
« Reply #3 on: September 28, 2010, 11:07:20 PM »
Their women don't look much better than any animal they may be raising any way...so while I don't condone the liberties they may take, I totally understand.
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Re: Nebraska is better at being hicks...
« Reply #4 on: September 29, 2010, 09:27:25 AM »
If Nebraska v. Iowa becomes Farmageddon, we need to give them a trophy to play for, complete with powercat and cyclone etched on.

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Re: Nebraska is better at being hicks...
« Reply #5 on: September 29, 2010, 09:28:56 AM »
 :lol:  warm up the tractors, hickaha.

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Re: Nebraska is better at being hicks...
« Reply #6 on: September 29, 2010, 09:30:15 AM »
what does the N stand for?  necks  :lol:

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Re: Nebraska is better at being hicks...
« Reply #7 on: September 29, 2010, 09:32:50 AM »
Beastality is legal in Nebraska
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« Reply #8 on: September 29, 2010, 09:34:15 AM »
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Re: Nebraska is better at being hicks...
« Reply #10 on: September 29, 2010, 10:30:19 AM »
They are going to be pleasantly surprised when they realize every fanbase in the Big 10 considers them hick losers.

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Re: Nebraska is better at being hicks...
« Reply #12 on: September 29, 2010, 12:08:16 PM »
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Re: Nebraska is better at being hicks...
« Reply #14 on: September 29, 2010, 03:57:59 PM »
percentage of state employment related to agriculture.

Nebraska - 31
Kansas - 20

I hope that isn't the final score.  Despite NU's belief of a higher level of sophistication due to the Big 10 invite it appears the upper midwest just wanted to get into cahoots w/ the farmers for some good commodities trading.  I mean Detroit is underwater w/ the level of unemployment.

We need to get ownership rights on farmageddon before the redneck hicks up North try to use that term for their yearly tussle w/ Iowa.

I do believe given the considerably smaller population up in Nebraska coupled w/ the higher percentage of workers in Agriculture there is definitely more liberties taken w/ farm animals just north of us.

A hick is someone that is uneducated and gullible. Not someone that works with agriculture. Besides, 20% of Americans work in the Ag Industry. 2% are farmers/ranchers. The other 18% are in the businesses, sciences, etc. Ag is the #1 employer in science related fields.

Use the word correctly folks.

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Re: Nebraska is better at being hicks...
« Reply #15 on: September 29, 2010, 04:00:02 PM »
They are going to be pleasantly surprised when they realize every fanbase in the Big 10 considers them hick losers.

Can't wait to see how Larry goes over on the sidelines in Ann Arbor.

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Re: Nebraska is better at being hicks...
« Reply #16 on: September 29, 2010, 04:13:09 PM »
They are going to be pleasantly surprised when they realize every fanbase in the Big 10 considers them hick losers.

Can't wait to see how Larry goes over on the sidelines in Ann Arbor.

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Re: Nebraska is better at being hicks...
« Reply #17 on: September 29, 2010, 04:33:03 PM »
percentage of state employment related to agriculture.

Nebraska - 31
Kansas - 20

I hope that isn't the final score.  Despite NU's belief of a higher level of sophistication due to the Big 10 invite it appears the upper midwest just wanted to get into cahoots w/ the farmers for some good commodities trading.  I mean Detroit is underwater w/ the level of unemployment.

We need to get ownership rights on farmageddon before the redneck hicks up North try to use that term for their yearly tussle w/ Iowa.

I do believe given the considerably smaller population up in Nebraska coupled w/ the higher percentage of workers in Agriculture there is definitely more liberties taken w/ farm animals just north of us.

There is twice as many people in Kansas so you are still dominating our asses in hicks.

Football....... not so much.

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Re: Nebraska is better at being hicks...
« Reply #18 on: September 29, 2010, 04:39:08 PM »
Actually once you adjust for population the number of hicks is about the same for both states.

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Re: Nebraska is better at being hicks...
« Reply #19 on: September 29, 2010, 04:40:20 PM »
i'd love to live in nebraska.  beautiful state.
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