"a real, live cow-milking exhibition in front of the stadium"

[EMAWmeister]

Thank rough ridin' God they didn't see this:

K-State Insect Zoo

The K-State Insect Zoo will have additional displays and events for Family Day which will include cockroach races, a bee expert, and an insect cooking demonstration.  Reduced admission price of $1 per person and extended Saturday hours.

Sometimes I really, really hate kansas.

[jtksu]

Family Day.  Little kids freaking love insects. If you really hate Kansas, you're more than welcome to leave for another state that doesn't have insects.

[EMAWmeister]

Family Day.  Little kids freaking love insects. If you really hate Kansas, you're more than welcome to leave for another state that doesn't have insects.

Whatever dood.  Just move your cow-rough ridin' exhibit into the fields north of the stadium next week.

[jtksu]

OMG!!!  The people from Florida will know we have bugs and cows in Kansas and will be totally embarassing!!!  Mods, please change this gal's screen name to Douchemeister.  TIA.

[DQ12]

OMG!!!  The people from Florida will know we have bugs and cows in Kansas and will be totally embarassing!!!  Mods, please change this gal's screen name to Douchemeister.  TIA.

BOOM!

This argument is Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) anyways.  Cow milking exhibition?  Great!  Cannons in the endzone?  Awesome.  Bug Zoo?  Sign me up.

K-Stateo, embrace it or don't, but it's who we are.

[pike]

Who wouldn't want to go to an insect zoo?

[The42Yardstick]

Just have a nitro-powered tractor race every week and we can all agree that this would be rough ridin' awesome. :kstateo:

[michigancat]

was there really a cow milking demo?

[Iceberg]

That said, WTF are we doing having cow milking out front of a football stadium?  Who is this benefiting?

people that want to see cows, dumbass.

We do get sponsorship $$$ from Southwest Dairy. They hand out a bunch of cool K-State stuff too.

[dmartin]

lol.....isn't that was the county/state fairs are for?  I don't go to Hutchinson to see a football player.

I went to the fair to have walking tacos. excellent.

[PandaXpanda]

mother rough rider, i've always wanted to learn how to milk a cow. i hope they do this again!

[gokatgo]

jokes on you ag geeks...you don't even need cows anymore...they have machines that make milk



I'm sure the fancy city writer was well aware of this

[Brock Landers]

Thank fracking God they didn't see this:

K-State Insect Zoo

The K-State Insect Zoo will have additional displays and events for Family Day which will include crockroach races, a bee expert, and an insect cooking demonstration.  Reduced admission price of $1 per person and extended Saturday hours.

Gotta admit this would draw me in.  Imagine pounding back a few, looking for degenerate gamblers to put some action on a cockroach race.  Sounds like a great time. 

[wabash909]

mother fracker, i've always wanted to learn how to milk a cow. i hope they do this again!

I know, I feel like I was cheated.  I wrote a letter to John Currie this morning requesting that we make the cow milking demonstration a permanent fixture WITHIN the stadium so that it's just not the people in the West side parking lot that get to enjoy it.

Now I know how those people in the upper deck feel because they don't have a shitter and it doesn't feel good.

[PandaXpanda]

next time we should paint the cow purple and pay some girl ten bucks to wear a husker hat while he bangs the rough ridin' crap out of her. 

[steve dave]

 

[MadCat]

next time we should paint the cow purple and pay some girl ten bucks to wear a husker hat while he bangs the rough ridin' crap out of her. 

Do they make strap-ons for cows?  A friend of mine wants to know. 

[Dugout DickStone]

I have a confession to make here.  When I am around my cool east coast elite friends I pretend like I totally know how to milk a cow but I DON'T ACTUALLY KNOW HOW TO.

 

I'm with PXP, I need to learn.

[PandaXpanda]

oh gmafb, he'll wear a rough ridin' condom.

[PandaXpanda]

I have a confession to make here.  When I am around my cool east coast elite friends I pretend like I totally know how to milk a cow but I DON'T ACTUALLY KNOW HOW TO.

 

I'm with PXP, I need to learn.

i tried to milk a goat when i was 6.

[CNS]

next time we should paint the cow purple and pay some girl ten bucks to wear a husker hat while he bangs the fracking feces out of her. 

you should learn the diff btwn a cow and a bull before you try to milk anything

[MadCat]

next time we should paint the cow purple and pay some girl ten bucks to wear a husker hat while he bangs the fracking feces out of her. 

you should learn the diff btwn a cow and a bull before you try to milk anything

Do they make strap-ons for cows?  A friend of mine wants to know. 

[Cartierfor3]

I can't believe I just spent 5 minutes of my life reading this.  

[TBL]

next time we should paint the cow purple and pay some girl ten bucks to wear a husker hat while he bangs the fracking feces out of her. 

you should learn the diff btwn a cow and a bull before you try to milk anything

You know what the difference is between milking a cow and milking a bull?





Wait for it..........................





The bull has a bigger smile when you're done.


:rimshot:

[CHONGS]

next time we should paint the cow purple and pay some girl ten bucks to wear a husker hat while he bangs the fracking feces out of her. 

you should learn the diff btwn a cow and a bull before you try to milk anything

You know what the difference is between milking a cow and milking a bull?





Wait for it..........................





The bull has a bigger smile when you're done.


:rimshot:

Actually cows lack the proper muscles to smile.  Dumbass.