Carson Coffman Master Thread

[MakeItRain]

There has been zero people who have said he is the one of the best QBs in the conference.

Bet you three yards would rather have Garret Gilbert.

Hey douche do either of those quotes state Carson is the best anything other than the best QB on the roster?  Any objective look at what Coffman has done will also exclude him at being the worst QB in _____________.  There is literally no standard by which you can judge him the worst.  Stop being a hyperdramatic crybaby.

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He was an average to below average NFL QB, not a sack of crap QB

Strangely similar to my MOAP vodka qualifications.

[felix rex]

There has been zero people who have said he is the one of the best QBs in the conference.

Bet you three yards would rather have Garret Gilbert.

Hey douche do either of those quotes state Carson is the best anything other than the best QB on the roster?  Any objective look at what Coffman has done will also exclude him at being the worst QB in _____________.  There is literally no standard by which you can judge him the worst.  Stop being a hyperdramatic crybaby.

lol. why don't you freak out a little more when you call me hyperdramatic.

And for the record: Yes, I would rather have Garret Gilbert (one of the better QBs in the conference).

[steve dave]

He was an average to below average NFL QB, not a sack of crap QB

Strangely similar to my MOAP vodka qualifications.

He's strangely similar to the Vodka you ended up with too

[Gooch]

He was an average to below average NFL QB, not a sack of crap QB

Strangely similar to my MOAP vodka qualifications.

He's strangely similar to the Vodka you ended up with too

That Vodka "did it's job" that night.

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He was an average to below average NFL QB, not a sack of crap QB

Strangely similar to my MOAP vodka qualifications.

He's strangely similar to the Vodka you ended up with too

Yep.  Pretty shitty, kind of sucked all day, but somehow everything worked out all right with it in the end.

If I could remember what it was, we'd have a new secondary nickname for CCQ.

[steve dave]

[Gooch]

It was Viaka vodka.

[wabash909]

Carson is a terrible quarterback (for the most part).

But, when he has had to make plays to win games for us this season, he has done so.  Even the most ardent CCQ hater has to give the dude some credit for that fact.

Yes, he looks like a frail little special needs child.  Yes, he makes multiple extemely Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) plays a game that leaves you saying to yourself, "This dumbass wouldn't start for Washburn".  Yes, LHC Bill Snyder should be shot for not addressing the recruiting position in two classes, leaving us to trot this guy on the field.

But, then you look at the record and we're 4-0 and 1-0 in conference against three pretty fracking decent teams that all went to bowl games last season and Carson has made big plays in each of those close games when called upon.

Dude's not going to win any beauty contests, but he's the best we've got and he's not going anywhere.  

In closing, get on the CCQ train and stop being a bitch.

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That's right.  So yeah, congrats Viakoffman.

[TBL]

CCQ really needs to work on his marketing.

[wabash909]

Viakoffman.  Drink him in.

[Sugar Dick]

Well, he's better than last year. 

Thats like saying Nattie light is better than OMB light

Worst beer I've ever had is OMB Ice 

[TBL]

Well, he's better than last year. 

Thats like saying Nattie light is better than OMB light

Worst beer I've ever had is OMB Ice 

Worst I've ever had. EVER.

[MakeItRain]

There has been zero people who have said he is the one of the best QBs in the conference.

Bet you three yards would rather have Garret Gilbert.

Hey douche do either of those quotes state Carson is the best anything other than the best QB on the roster?  Any objective look at what Coffman has done will also exclude him at being the worst QB in _____________.  There is literally no standard by which you can judge him the worst.  Stop being a hyperdramatic crybaby.

lol. why don't you freak out a little more when you call me hyperdramatic.

And for the record: Yes, I would rather have Garret Gilbert (one of the better QBs in the conference).

So you acknowledge that no one said Coffman was the best anything, cool glad we agree.

Secondly if Gilbert is one of the best QB's in the conference what does that make Carson?  Carson has more TD passes, yes more, less interceptions, more rushing yards, and more rushing TD's and a passer rating 28 points higher.  Like I said any objective standard proves you to be a complete idiot.

[felix rex]

You seem really angry. I didn't mean to make that happen.

[Pendergast]

You seem really angry. I didn't mean to make that happen.

The tapping, it's getting louder.

[MakeItRain]

You seem really angry. I didn't mean to make that happen.

tap

When your tarded point gets blown up, just ignore it.  I know your next trick, when the eventual first loss comes, you'll say "I told you so."  You suck at message boarding but won't stop posting, it feeds my anger

[felix rex]

I don't even know wtf I'm "tapping" out of. That Gilbert is one of the better QBs in the conference? I stand by that. That Coffman is one of the worst? I stand by that. That the press box was literally debating if Coffman was the worst D1 QB in the nation? That happened. That you're really angry for odd reasons? Again, I stand by it.

[Pendergast]

You can stand by a pile of crap (your opinions) and call it priceless all you want, but it's still a pile of crap (you).  All factual evidence points to the exact opposite of your pile of crap opinions.  So you go ahead and stand by that, I'll stand over here where it smells better.

[MakeItRain]

I don't even know wtf I'm "tapping" out of. That Gilbert is one of the better QBs in the conference? I stand by that. That Coffman is one of the worst? I stand by that. That the press box was literally debating if Coffman was the worst D1 QB in the nation? That happened. That you're really angry for odd reasons? Again, I stand by it.

You're right about Gilbert, the standard for good QB's is to have more turnovers than td's they are responsible for a quarter into the season.  Dude has 4 touchdowns and 6 turnovers.  That's good for 1 TD a game, you're right, outstanding QB.  What standard are you using here to judge these two guys?  Does it include ignoring their performance against the same opponent?

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We're a 4-0 BCS team with Carson Queso Viakoffman at QB.  Just chill and appreciate the absurdity of it.

He sucks, OB sucks for letting CCQ be the best we've got, and the whole thing makes for awesome BBS'n until hoops starts.

[felix rex]

We're a 4-0 BCS team with Carson Queso Viakoffman at QB.  Just chill and appreciate the absurdity of it.

He sucks, OB sucks for letting CCQ be the best we've got, and the whole thing makes for awesome BBS'n until hoops starts.

So true.

[Dr Rick Daris]

he's not as bad as 98% of the fans tried to make him out to be and still to some extent want him to be. you'd have to be in pretty big denial to not admit that. kstate fans also over value the qb position more than any other group of fans that i've ever come across. probably in the world.

those two points are the only ones that i've been trying to make for eight months. 1)he's not that bad and 2) you guys are retards for thinking that he's so bad that kstate is only going to win three games because of him or whatever all of you retards thought. IN YOUR FACES DUMBASSES.

[felix rex]

We're a 4-0 BCS team with Carson Queso Viakoffman at QB.  Just chill and appreciate the absurdity of it.

He sucks, OB sucks for letting CCQ be the best we've got, and the whole thing makes for awesome BBS'n until hoops starts.

So true.

he's not as bad as 98% of the fans tried to make him out to be and still to some extent want him out to be. you'd have to be in pretty big denial to not admit that. kstate fans also over value the qb position more than any other group of fans that i've ever come across. probably in the world. those two points are the only ones that i've been trying to make for eight months. 1)he's not that bad and 2) you guys are retards for thinking that he's so bad that kstate is only going to win three games because of him. i

Woah. Don't lump me that crowd.

In three games, Coffman's consistently done three things:

-Start slow
-Commit a bad TO (two of which became TDs)
-Lead game-winning 4th quarter drives

He gets credit for all three IMO.