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Offline 06wildcat

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Advice for sitting on the west side
« on: September 23, 2010, 04:09:24 PM »
Going to be rubbing elbows with K-State's monied elite Saturday. Is it OK to go untucked or will they text my location to the ushers?  :ohno:


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Re: Advice for sitting on the west side
« Reply #1 on: September 23, 2010, 04:11:03 PM »
Be old and get mad at anyone who stands up at any point during the game.

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Re: Advice for sitting on the west side
« Reply #2 on: September 23, 2010, 04:16:01 PM »
Be old and get mad at anyone who stands up at any point during the game.

Already planned to choke out anyone who yells sit down.

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Re: Advice for sitting on the west side
« Reply #3 on: September 23, 2010, 04:24:01 PM »
It's all a dump.

Maybe stay home and watch on television?

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Re: Advice for sitting on the west side
« Reply #4 on: September 23, 2010, 04:25:31 PM »
don't stand up when we're on D. EVER. They'll get mad.

don't make noise when we're on D. EVER. They'll get mad.

mumble the words to Alma Mater...you'll blend.

when we audible...make sure you GROAN loudly.....







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Re: Advice for sitting on the west side
« Reply #5 on: September 23, 2010, 04:32:09 PM »
West side sitter here (for the past 10-years) and we never sit down, with the exception of time-outs.  Of course we are on the 11th row.

Wait a minute guys... I don't play golf... for money... against people.

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Re: Advice for sitting on the west side
« Reply #6 on: September 23, 2010, 04:34:56 PM »
Hold your headphones to your ear and tell everyone around you to hush up a second because Larry Steckline is getting ready to do the markets.  Then fistpump and high five whoever you're with announcing to the crowd that November corn is up a cent. 

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Re: Advice for sitting on the west side
« Reply #7 on: September 23, 2010, 04:36:56 PM »
No cursing. I sat in the westside for the first time at the Mo St. game. They don't like cursing.

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Re: Advice for sitting on the west side
« Reply #8 on: September 23, 2010, 04:38:23 PM »
If anyone were to say a word to me about standing up or cursing, I would text their seat location and have them kicked out for being unruly.

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Re: Advice for sitting on the west side
« Reply #9 on: September 23, 2010, 04:44:56 PM »
I've only sat West Side once, the 2006 Louisville game.  Never sat down, nobody complained.  Must've been in an elite section.  Once again though, it was 6th row.   :dunno:

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Re: Advice for sitting on the west side
« Reply #10 on: September 23, 2010, 05:13:37 PM »
Hold your headphones to your ear and tell everyone around you to hush up a second because Larry Steckline is getting ready to do the markets.  Then fistpump and high five whoever you're with announcing to the crowd that November corn is up a cent. 

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Re: Advice for sitting on the west side
« Reply #11 on: September 23, 2010, 05:14:13 PM »
Make sure to get to your seat 3 seconds before kickoff of the 1st half, Leave with 3 minutes to go in the 2nd quarter and not return until at least 3 minutes into the 3rd quarter. You will fit right in if you do that. Even if you have no place to go you must do this, its Westside law.
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Re: Advice for sitting on the west side
« Reply #12 on: September 23, 2010, 05:20:09 PM »
Hold your headphones to your ear and tell everyone around you to hush up a second because Larry Steckline is getting ready to do the markets.  Then fistpump and high five whoever you're with announcing to the crowd that November corn is up a cent. 

I rough ridin' love you, man.  Please do not ban me.   :bawl: :cry: :crossfingers:

I was joking (or was I?)

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Re: Advice for sitting on the west side
« Reply #13 on: September 23, 2010, 05:35:50 PM »
I love sitting down during games.  Really I love sitting down in general and games are no different.
« Last Edit: September 23, 2010, 05:47:27 PM by _33 »

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Re: Advice for sitting on the west side
« Reply #14 on: September 23, 2010, 06:07:13 PM »
You must sit in front of me. When there is less than 3 minutes in the game, we are up by 1 score, and the other team is driving down field, you must get mad at me for making crowd noise because the 4 year old that you are holding up so I cant see the field doesn't like it.

Your favorite song must be the John Phillip Sousa Wildcat March because it makes you feel important that he wrote a really bad song for you.

Don't even try doing the Wabash Cannon Ball because you can't.

Oh, and you must wear this shirt.





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Re: Advice for sitting on the west side
« Reply #15 on: September 23, 2010, 06:12:48 PM »
You get choked out by Trim

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Re: Advice for sitting on the west side
« Reply #16 on: September 23, 2010, 06:13:45 PM »
You must sit in front of me. When there is less than 3 minutes in the game, we are up by 1 score, and the other team is driving down field, you must get mad at me for making crowd noise because the 4 year old that you are holding up so I cant see the field doesn't like it.

Your favorite song must be the John Phillip Sousa Wildcat March because it makes you feel important that he wrote a really bad song for you.

Don't even try doing the Wabash Cannon Ball because you can't.

Oh, and you must wear this shirt.






No, I don't get mad at people for standing.  I just prefer to sit.  I yell quite a bit from a seated position.

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Re: Advice for sitting on the west side
« Reply #17 on: September 23, 2010, 06:14:24 PM »

Your favorite song must be the John Phillip Sousa Wildcat March because it makes you feel important that he wrote a really bad song for you.


Oh, and you must wear this shirt.






Your move, Dlew.  :surprised:

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Re: Advice for sitting on the west side
« Reply #18 on: September 23, 2010, 07:02:17 PM »
You must sit in front of me. When there is less than 3 minutes in the game, we are up by 1 score, and the other team is driving down field, you must get mad at me for making crowd noise because the 4 year old that you are holding up so I cant see the field doesn't like it.

Your favorite song must be the John Phillip Sousa Wildcat March because it makes you feel important that he wrote a really bad song for you.

Don't even try doing the Wabash Cannon Ball because you can't.

Oh, and you must wear this shirt.





I really want that shirt

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Re: Advice for sitting on the west side
« Reply #19 on: September 23, 2010, 07:05:04 PM »

Your favorite song must be the John Phillip Sousa Wildcat March because it makes you feel important that he wrote a really bad song for you.


Oh, and you must wear this shirt.






Your move, Dlew.  :surprised:

HEY! 

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Re: Advice for sitting on the west side
« Reply #20 on: September 23, 2010, 07:49:45 PM »

Your favorite song must be the John Phillip Sousa Wildcat March because it makes you feel important that he wrote a really bad song for you.


Oh, and you must wear this shirt.






Your move, Dlew.  :surprised:

HEY! 

 :curse:

My dad has that shirt and is definitely a leave for halftime/come back midway through the third quarter person.  I don't see whats wrong with any of this.

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Re: Advice for sitting on the west side
« Reply #21 on: September 23, 2010, 08:21:35 PM »
Cheer for Braden and comment several times how "he'll play on Sundays"

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Re: Advice for sitting on the west side
« Reply #22 on: September 23, 2010, 09:08:35 PM »
Sometimes I think of the Book of Job and how God likes to really eff with people.
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Re: Advice for sitting on the west side
« Reply #23 on: September 23, 2010, 09:20:08 PM »
Always refer to Brodrick as the 'receiver with all the tattoos.'

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Re: Advice for sitting on the west side
« Reply #24 on: September 23, 2010, 09:35:05 PM »
Always say "Carson sure looks good" .  . . and then say, "I sure hope they don't put that black boy in at quarterback".