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When you ask how her day was, how long is the answer?

That's why I don't ask.
5 (9.1%)
Couple of minutes.
9 (16.4%)
5 minutes highlights.
7 (12.7%)
10 minute extended highlights.
15 (27.3%)
20-30 minute exposition.
11 (20%)
45-60 minute play-by-play.
8 (14.5%)

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Author Topic: How long does your gf/fiancee/wife's daily recap take? (& Shacks' FB revenge)  (Read 19492 times)

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Offline Shacks

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Re: How long does your gf/fiancee/wife's daily recap take?
« Reply #100 on: August 08, 2013, 12:29:48 PM »
Alright, guess I will re-consider the gay for payback plan.  Also 'lams, she's my girlfriend not my wife.  She requested he not be fired - she would have felt guilty for taking away a father's ability to provide for his kid and pregnant wife.  She said her boss was willing to fire him if she wanted.  He had been written up for sexual harassment before and they caught him doing it on camera.

shacks, def get her to put a ring on it before committing any felonies to defend her honor

It's been two years, feels like that is worth at least a first offense

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Re: How long does your gf/fiancee/wife's daily recap take?
« Reply #101 on: August 08, 2013, 12:31:47 PM »
Mrs. Bf has to deal with dumbasses all day so why would she want to talk to another one at home? 

Seriously though I never know what I'm going to get whe she walks through the door.  Could be something totally boring like a bitchy coworker or super interesting like someone missing half their skull because cancer has erroded it away and their brain is hanging out but the person is totally fine but he thinks he should have prolly had his head looked at a few years ago.

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Re: How long does your gf/fiancee/wife's daily recap take?
« Reply #102 on: August 08, 2013, 12:31:52 PM »
Alright, guess I will re-consider the gay for payback plan.  Also 'lams, she's my girlfriend not my wife.  She requested he not be fired - she would have felt guilty for taking away a father's ability to provide for his kid and pregnant wife.  She said her boss was willing to fire him if she wanted.  He had been written up for sexual harassment before and they caught him doing it on camera.
Her boss is limp dick. It is not up to the employee if the dude should be fired. They have him on camera. They are setting a precedence that sexual harassment in the workplace is allowable. What a shitty place to work. Tell her to quit.

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Re: How long does your gf/fiancee/wife's daily recap take?
« Reply #103 on: August 08, 2013, 12:42:27 PM »
seems like everyone along the way has enabled this piece of crap to be the very best piece of crap he can be

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Re: How long does your gf/fiancee/wife's daily recap take?
« Reply #104 on: August 08, 2013, 12:45:41 PM »
does your gf work at a bar or restaurant?

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Re: How long does your gf/fiancee/wife's daily recap take?
« Reply #105 on: August 08, 2013, 12:47:50 PM »
Alright, guess I will re-consider the gay for payback plan.  Also 'lams, she's my girlfriend not my wife.  She requested he not be fired - she would have felt guilty for taking away a father's ability to provide for his kid and pregnant wife.  She said her boss was willing to fire him if she wanted.  He had been written up for sexual harassment before and they caught him doing it on camera.
Her boss is limp dick. It is not up to the employee if the dude should be fired. They have him on camera. They are setting a precedence that sexual harassment in the workplace is allowable. What a shitty place to work. Tell her to quit.

Yeah, I was surprised he wasn't instantly fired too, especially since their boss (the owner) is a woman.  I can see an idiot male boss just blowing it off as a "bitches be trippin" sort of thing but it really surprised me that sexual harassment isn't grounds for an instant firing in a business owned by a female.  Maybe she's also overly sympathetic and forgiving like my girlfriend.

y-l_a, she works at a veterinary hospital.

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Re: How long does your gf/fiancee/wife's daily recap take?
« Reply #106 on: August 08, 2013, 12:49:15 PM »
y-l_a, she works at a veterinary hospital.
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Re: How long does your gf/fiancee/wife's daily recap take?
« Reply #107 on: August 08, 2013, 12:49:57 PM »
It's common knowledge that sexual harassment is perfectly ok as long as you work in a bar/restaurant. Veterinary hospital, not so much

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Re: How long does your gf/fiancee/wife's daily recap take?
« Reply #108 on: August 08, 2013, 12:51:01 PM »
It's common knowledge that sexual harassment is perfectly ok as long as you work in a bar/restaurant. Veterinary hospital, not so much
no still not ok but more likely

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Re: How long does your gf/fiancee/wife's daily recap take?
« Reply #109 on: August 08, 2013, 12:52:50 PM »
did not know "rough rider" turned into "rough rider" with the filter on here  :lol:

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Re: How long does your gf/fiancee/wife's daily recap take?
« Reply #110 on: August 08, 2013, 12:55:57 PM »
did not know "rough rider" turned into "rough rider" with the filter on here  :lol:

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Re: How long does your gf/fiancee/wife's daily recap take?
« Reply #111 on: August 08, 2013, 01:03:09 PM »
did not know "rough rider" turned into "rough rider" with the filter on here  :lol:

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the rough rider thing was news to me until this thread, as well. :D

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Do you guys think this guy diddles the animals that come into the vet? You just never know with perverts.

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Do you guys think this guy diddles the animals that come into the vet? You just never know with perverts.
Who is gonna be strong enough to be the voice for those without a voice?

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Re: Re: How long does your gf/fiancee/wife's daily recap take?
« Reply #114 on: August 08, 2013, 01:31:53 PM »
did not know "rough rider" turned into "rough rider" with the filter on here  :lol:

Yeah, I realized that a few days ago and have been trying to up my use of rough rider since.

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I still haven't figured out what filters to "mommy", it's the only one I don't know.
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Re: How long does your gf/fiancee/wife's daily recap take?
« Reply #117 on: August 08, 2013, 02:19:34 PM »
did not know "rough rider" turned into "rough rider" with the filter on here  :lol:

the filter is a treasure

one of the most underrated things about this place

the rough rider thing was news to me until this thread, as well. :D

Mother rough rider is my favorite. 
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did not know "rough rider" turned into "rough rider" with the filter on here  :lol:

the filter is a treasure

one of the most underrated things about this place

the rough rider thing was news to me until this thread, as well. :D

Mother rough rider is my favorite. 

"Bad person" always gets me.  :lol:

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Shacks do you know where he lives? Sounds like he could use 5 lbs of roofing nails in his driveway at a minimum.

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Shacks do you know where he lives? Sounds like he could use 5 lbs of roofing nails in his driveway at a minimum.
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i don't know how often i'm going to be able to slip man of taste and distinction rough rider into my posts.
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i don't know how often i'm going to be able to slip man of taste and distinction rough rider into my posts.

Probably equally often as Mommy Rough rider could be used. 

Given that, the filter is doing a pretty good job of equating words to their censored equal

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it turns f r a c k into shazbot :D
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did not know "rough rider" turned into "rough rider" with the filter on here  :lol:

the filter is a treasure

one of the most underrated things about this place

the rough rider thing was news to me until this thread, as well. :D

Mother rough rider is my favorite. 

"Bad person" always gets me.  :lol:

wow, fanning uses the word filter feature at goEMAW.com.  color me shocked.

It has its benefits, like a day or two ago when puniraptor was having picture issues and you described it and the filter translated it "some dude's gaping bad person."  I LOLed my ass off about that.  Even later on when I was driving home.  Good stuff.  Hullabaloo!

I use it too. It's part of the charm of this place IMO. Plus I invested so much mental capital into trying to understand everything. I tried turning the filter off and this place just isnt the same without the respects, bad persons, LHC LHCs, and The The Chambers. filter#life

Yeah, it's great too.
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