How long does your gf/fiancee/wife's daily recap take? (& Shacks' FB revenge)

[hemmy]

I usually tell her about all the new design patterns I implemented in C++ 

[Dirty Sanchez]

either 2 seconds or 15 minutes.  Nothing in between.  Depends on if she has any co-workers to complain about or not.

[felix rex]

Yeah. Women sure don't get along with other women at the office.

[ew2x4]

My wife is a teacher (definitely no sugar momma) and she complains more about the Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) ass parents and the stupid old teachers than the kids. Either nothing about the day or a 10 minute venting. I think it's 10 minutes, I kinda zone out.

[06wildcat]

My wife is a teacher (definitely no sugar momma) and she complains more about the Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) ass parents and the stupid old teachers than the kids. Either nothing about the day or a 10 minute venting. I think it's 10 minutes, I kinda zone out.

I love the rants about administrators. Generally good for a half-hour or so. Parents are a close second though. Can def. tell this next generation is going to be a bunch of FPs from the actions of their parents now though.

[Kat Kid]

like this:



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Then

[TBL]

My wife comes home and does yoga poses with the dog.

Posting this, without pics of said posing (Mrs. KK please), is entirely rude.     

[ChiComCat]

I enjoy Mrs. KK's recaps when I am there.  It consists of her walking in the door and announcing she kicked ass at her job today.  Seems to me like he got pretty lucky in this category.

[Dr Rick Daris]

Yeah. Women sure don't get along with other women at the office.

oh boy. tell me about this felix. i'm the boss to three women. one new. two of them have cried to me in my office on two different occasions over the past two days. four tear episodes total. i want to chew my arm off every time or something similar.

[TBL]

Yeah. Women sure don't get along with other women at the office.

oh boy. tell me about this felix. i'm the boss to three women. one new. two of them have cried to me in my office on two different occasions over the past two days. four tear episodes total. i want to chew my arm off every time or something similar.

You're missing an opportunity, Daris.   

[Dr Rick Daris]

Yeah. Women sure don't get along with other women at the office.

oh boy. tell me about this felix. i'm the boss to three women. one new. two of them have cried to me in my office on two different occasions over the past two days. four tear episodes total. i want to chew my arm off every time or something similar.

You're missing an opportunity, Daris.   

no. i'm really not. i would like to chew my arm off and hit them over the head w/ it or at least the stomach or something similar.

[slackcat]

I'm getting a recap as I type........

[Dirty Sanchez]

My wife is a teacher (definitely no sugar momma) and she complains more about the Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) ass parents and the stupid old teachers than the kids. Either nothing about the day or a 10 minute venting. I think it's 10 minutes, I kinda zone out.

YES!!!!!  Sounds exactly like mine.

I love the rants about administrators. Generally good for a half-hour or so. Parents are a close second though. Can def. tell this next generation is going to be a bunch of FPs from the actions of their parents now though.

The administrator rants are the worst.  Fortunately one administrator she gets along with, the other got busted down this year for being divisive, so she's only in the school half the day.  Was hell with that one the last couple years.

[kitten_mittons]

Good thread.  Usually depends on if it was a "good" or "bad" day.  Usually a "bad" day recap will take much longer and include strange voice imitations of the people she's agitated with.  "Good" day recaps sometimes take just a couple minutes.  All recaps regardless of day quality include what was consumed for breakfast, lunch and any snacks as well as who she met to consume said items with.  Most days will also include a story of a poor driver encounter.

God damnit if you aren't spot on.  Except they all seem like bad days!  AND THE rough ridin' VOICE IMITATIONS!!!!  People she isn't getting along with always sound like whiney retards, while her, or people she does get along with sound like the nicest people ever.  Also, realized that my girlfriend never does anything wrong or talk about other people at work, but they always seem to do it to her.  Yeah, okay, sweetheart. 

[Pittcat]

Good thread.  Usually depends on if it was a "good" or "bad" day.  Usually a "bad" day recap will take much longer and include strange voice imitations of the people she's agitated with.  "Good" day recaps sometimes take just a couple minutes.  All recaps regardless of day quality include what was consumed for breakfast, lunch and any snacks as well as who she met to consume said items with.  Most days will also include a story of a poor driver encounter.

God damnit if you aren't spot on.  Except they all seem like bad days!  AND THE rough ridin' VOICE IMITATIONS!!!!  People she isn't getting along with always sound like whiney retards, while her, or people she does get along with sound like the nicest people ever.  Also, realized that my girlfriend never does anything wrong or talk about other people at work, but they always seem to do it to her.  Yeah, okay, sweetheart. 

And everyone in prison is innocent.

[yoga-like_abana]

KK, love your wiener, did you go to the races this summer on Poyntz?

[kitten_mittons]

God damnit if you aren't spot on.  Except they all seem like bad days!  AND THE rough ridin' VOICE IMITATIONS!!!!  People she isn't getting along with always sound like whiney retards, while her, or people she does get along with sound like the nicest people ever.  Also, realized that my girlfriend never does anything wrong or talk about other people at work, but they always seem to do it to her.  Yeah, okay, sweetheart. 

And everyone in prison is innocent.

That's what I'm saying.

[Kat Kid]

KK, love your wiener, did you go to the races this summer on Poyntz?

Have been out of town two straight years for this.  Definitely hearing about it from the dog.  She's all like "Oh so now you want me to pee?  Well where were you when I wanted to go hang out with my homies.  OUT OF TOWN.

Then she'll like drop a turd on the bath mat or something.

[MrsJoker]

My wife is a teacher (definitely no sugar momma) and she complains more about the Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) ass parents and the stupid old teachers than the kids. Either nothing about the day or a 10 minute venting. I think it's 10 minutes, I kinda zone out.

YES!!!!!  Sounds exactly like mine.

I love the rants about administrators. Generally good for a half-hour or so. Parents are a close second though. Can def. tell this next generation is going to be a bunch of FPs from the actions of their parents now though.

The administrator rants are the worst.  Fortunately one administrator she gets along with, the other got busted down this year for being divisive, so she's only in the school half the day.  Was hell with that one the last couple years.

Your wife must not teach middle school in the ghe-tto.  Still awaiting Joker's reply...  Have the feeling it will look like this: (me) (him)

[pissclams]

let's be honest with each other, women talk about rough ridin' stupid crap.  they talk so they can hear their own voice, it gives them a sense of power in a world where no one gives a real crap what they have to say, in a world they have no real power. 

the crap they talk about is so stupid they won't even listen to each other talk about their stupid crap.  the loser here, by default, is their significant other.  he has no other choice than listen to what mindless garble is spewing out of her mouth and if he doesn't listen, she'll make his life even more of a living hell.

women just need to shut the eff up and pretend to enjoy interesting things, then pretend to enjoy talking about the interesting things they pretend enjoying.

    

[Dirty Sanchez]

My wife is a teacher (definitely no sugar momma) and she complains more about the Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) ass parents and the stupid old teachers than the kids. Either nothing about the day or a 10 minute venting. I think it's 10 minutes, I kinda zone out.

YES!!!!!  Sounds exactly like mine.

I love the rants about administrators. Generally good for a half-hour or so. Parents are a close second though. Can def. tell this next generation is going to be a bunch of FPs from the actions of their parents now though.

The administrator rants are the worst.  Fortunately one administrator she gets along with, the other got busted down this year for being divisive, so she's only in the school half the day.  Was hell with that one the last couple years.

Your wife must not teach middle school in the ghe-tto.  Still awaiting Joker's reply...  Have the feeling it will look like this: (me) (him)

Not ghetto, no.

[MakeItRain]

My wife is a teacher (definitely no sugar momma) and she complains more about the Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) ass parents and the stupid old teachers than the kids. Either nothing about the day or a 10 minute venting. I think it's 10 minutes, I kinda zone out.

YES!!!!!  Sounds exactly like mine.

I love the rants about administrators. Generally good for a half-hour or so. Parents are a close second though. Can def. tell this next generation is going to be a bunch of FPs from the actions of their parents now though.

The administrator rants are the worst.  Fortunately one administrator she gets along with, the other got busted down this year for being divisive, so she's only in the school half the day.  Was hell with that one the last couple years.

Your wife must not teach middle school in the ghe-tto.  Still awaiting Joker's reply...  Have the feeling it will look like this: (me) (him)

First of all what the eff does this crap above me mean?

My wife is also a teacher, mostly white trash kids, she doesn't hate her administrators so her 20 minutes are filled with boring ass teacher stories and dumb female drama, add to this my wife is an awful storyteller.  The stories were much better when she worked in Cambridge, MA but overall   

[SkinnyBenny]

Gawd. It takes so long. Or maybe it doesn't but it definitely always takes at minimum 20 to 30 times as long as me. Really all I care about is good or bad. I think she gets frustrated when she asks me how my day was and I'm done within 5-10 seconds even though on any given day there's a decent amount of interesting things to talk about. It's like, I just had a crazy day at work. The last thing I wanna do is come home and re-live it. There's a reason why Kevin's dad on The Wonder Years always responded to his wife's question of how work was with the same answer: "Work's work." And that was that and then he'd kick back in his recliner with his paper and ignore his wife like a total stud boss.

[michigancat]

Gawd. It takes so long. Or maybe it doesn't but it definitely always takes at minimum 20 to 30 times as long as me. Really all I care about is good or bad. I think she gets frustrated when she asks me how my day was and I'm done within 5-10 seconds even though on any given day there's a decent amount of interesting things to talk about. It's like, I just had a crazy day at work. The last thing I wanna do is come home and re-live it. There's a reason why Kevin's dad on The Wonder Years always responded to his wife's question of how work was with the same answer: "Work's work." And that was that and then he'd kick back in his recliner with his paper and ignore his wife like a total stud boss.

It sounds like you two really life each other

[SkinnyBenny]

SD and co: how are the voice imitations going these days? Any variation since we last spoke? And how good was The Wonder Years? I mean really.