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Re: odd situation. Very odd
« Reply #150 on: October 18, 2010, 12:27:40 AM »
No WW she's the creep. I didn't let her do crap I was in the actual bathroom when it happened. She must have really had to go.

Trim...I may take you up on that

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Re: odd situation. Very odd
« Reply #151 on: October 18, 2010, 08:42:53 AM »
At least send her FB page to @LifeofFitz.

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Re: odd situation. Very odd
« Reply #152 on: October 18, 2010, 08:48:27 AM »
She might be the next host of Deep Purple.

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Re: odd situation. Very odd
« Reply #153 on: October 18, 2010, 09:06:45 AM »
if we don't get a facebook link, then i'm not buying any of this story and will assume that everything you have said/will say is a lie.

If she's a loser, then why are you scared to give us the link?

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Re: odd situation. Very odd
« Reply #154 on: October 18, 2010, 09:08:33 AM »
Lol at me caring if ok cat believes me or not

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Re: odd situation. Very odd
« Reply #155 on: October 18, 2010, 09:10:48 AM »
i have minions, pike.

when I say that someone is a liar, they will believe me. 

your posting future is in LIMBO.

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Re: odd situation. Very odd
« Reply #156 on: October 18, 2010, 02:22:51 PM »
As a KU fan who has gone into mourning for the raping our football team received at the hands of KSU, I need something to brighten my week.  Pics please. 

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Re: odd situation. Very odd
« Reply #157 on: October 18, 2010, 08:53:45 PM »
PM pics?  I'm married with kids and don't have a life.   I need to live vicariously through you young college whipper snappers.      :cry:
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Re: odd situation. Very odd
« Reply #158 on: October 18, 2010, 10:48:59 PM »
But another guy she stayed with (the one who had the storage unit o' crap) ended up DYING!!  I wouldn't post the pictures!  Some doods already know where you live!  I'm telling you, MOVE!!!   :ohno:

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Re: odd situation. Very odd (UPDATE!!!!!!!11111!!!!!!)
« Reply #159 on: October 18, 2010, 10:52:44 PM »
Well the crazy woman has been gone for a couple weeks now. She was nuts.
One night she drink too much and peed in the kitchen sink with cheese dip coming out her mouth...she was completely naked, she also peed the couch. Doesn't remember a thing  :goodbyecruelworld:
Her stupid friend from Junction came over and is really really stupid and she also brought some Riley rats one time. Made me
She just kept mooching off us and never had any intention to get a job and still doesn't have a job, so we threw her sh1t outside one day.

Other things we learned about her through other people:

She used to be married but made a porno with some dude while her husband was in Iraq, and her husband and all his fightin' buddys saw it
She hasn't had a job in 2 years, and has basically been couch surfing the whole time.
She was convicted of DUI and breaking and entering and failure to appear, she finally finished community service while with us.

Anyway we deemed her a complete sociopath and never actually told her to leave, she just figured it out.

Now, some of her sh1t is still at our place. We don't know where the hell she lives now, but she still gets on facebook and stuff so she's at least living at a library or something.

Also, some dude in town that died (not the guy they found when the nubbs were in town, different guy) had a bunch of her sh1t in a storage unit in town. This is another guy she stayed with for a while. Anyway, this dudes father came into town and cleaned out his place and storage unit and threw all her cac away. Kind of feel bad for her but then again sociopaths have no feelings so it's more of a LOL.


All in all it was an interesting experience, and certainly a "Hey remember that time in college" type of thing.


edit: also still owes $800+ to the courts.

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Re: odd situation. Very odd (UPDATE!!!!!!!11111!!!!!!)
« Reply #160 on: October 19, 2010, 11:44:34 AM »

Have you seen it?  If you haven't, would you watch it if you could?  Did you nail her?
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Very valid questions here.  These need answered and is the porno on line anywhere, say, a canadian friend could see it?

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Re: odd situation. Very odd
« Reply #161 on: October 19, 2010, 01:10:34 PM »
Before making the porno, did the chick also go to a remote place to make out with her boyfriend one night, hear a strange noise, then find a hook in the car door the next morning?!  :horrorsurprise:
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Re: odd situation. Very odd
« Reply #162 on: December 22, 2010, 08:12:18 PM »
I just read this whole motherfucking thread for no good reason.

I feel I deserve the  pics.

or the link.

(Unless people have already seen them...then I guess I'm just too late.

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Re: odd situation. Very odd
« Reply #163 on: December 22, 2010, 08:13:21 PM »
what a surprise. A pike thread ends with no pictures.
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Re: odd situation. Very odd
« Reply #164 on: December 22, 2010, 08:17:07 PM »
I brought a girl home from the bars one night....through talking to her realized I couldn't follow through with dicking her down. So I just let her crash and woke up the next day and she wouldn't leave. She wanted to show me all of these pictures of her life...and her tattoo of her second baby daddy's name on her body. Because he ruined it.

Anyway....I was curious if it was the same girl.

PS. I kicked her out in the morning.

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Re: odd situation. Very odd
« Reply #165 on: December 22, 2010, 08:46:15 PM »
I guess I'm just scared that some riley rat friend of her's with a mental illness will come and kill me. Not unreasonable

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Re: odd situation. Very odd
« Reply #166 on: December 22, 2010, 08:46:47 PM »
I guess I'm just scared that some riley rat friend of her's with a mental illness will come and kill me. Not unreasonable

pm me then. tia. Go cats.
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Re: odd situation. Very odd
« Reply #167 on: December 22, 2010, 08:51:39 PM »
I guess I'm just scared that some riley rat friend of her's with a mental illness will come and kill me. Not unreasonable

pm me then. tia. Go cats.


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Re: odd situation. Very odd
« Reply #168 on: December 23, 2010, 01:00:01 AM »
He called her cute, but she's actually a solid 200+. Therefore, no pics.

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« Reply #169 on: December 23, 2010, 10:03:20 AM »
I brought a girl home from the bars one night....through talking to her realized I couldn't follow through with dicking her down. So I just let her crash and woke up the next day and she wouldn't leave. She wanted to show me all of these pictures of her life...and her tattoo of her second baby daddy's name on her body. Because he ruined it.

Anyway....I was curious if it was the same girl.

PS. I kicked her out in the morning.

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Re: odd situation. Very odd
« Reply #170 on: December 24, 2010, 04:31:37 PM »
She had three kids that lived elsewhere. She alluded to the fact that she may of become pregnant not through choice. Had a nonworking cellphone that she used as a black book. She wasn't a fatty, but above average weight, with stretch marks. Dropped out of high school. Was attending Job Corps.

Through listening to more of her life story, which i figured would end in some sexing up, I realized this I didn't have the heart to bang out this tragic girl. I didn't want to be anywhere involved with "her story."

if you require more reasons...I'll add as necessary.

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Re: odd situation. Very odd
« Reply #171 on: December 26, 2010, 10:15:55 PM »
She had three kids that lived elsewhere. She alluded to the fact that she may of become pregnant not through choice. Had a nonworking cellphone that she used as a black book. She wasn't a fatty, but above average weight, with stretch marks. Dropped out of high school. Was attending Job Corps.

Through listening to more of her life story, which i figured would end in some sexing up, I realized this I didn't have the heart to bang out this tragic girl. I didn't want to be anywhere involved with "her story."

if you require more reasons...I'll add as necessary.

I DO require more reasons.  At least, why not BJ?

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Re: odd situation. Very odd
« Reply #172 on: December 26, 2010, 10:33:35 PM »
She had three kids that lived elsewhere. She alluded to the fact that she may of become pregnant not through choice. Had a nonworking cellphone that she used as a black book. She wasn't a fatty, but above average weight, with stretch marks. Dropped out of high school. Was attending Job Corps.

Through listening to more of her life story, which i figured would end in some sexing up, I realized this I didn't have the heart to bang out this tragic girl. I didn't want to be anywhere involved with "her story."

if you require more reasons...I'll add as necessary.

you didnt bang her because you didnt want to be involved with her story???? how rough ridin' ugly are you???

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Re: odd situation. Very odd
« Reply #173 on: December 26, 2010, 10:34:15 PM »
She had three kids that lived elsewhere. She alluded to the fact that she may of become pregnant not through choice. Had a nonworking cellphone that she used as a black book. She wasn't a fatty, but above average weight, with stretch marks. Dropped out of high school. Was attending Job Corps.

Through listening to more of her life story, which i figured would end in some sexing up, I realized this I didn't have the heart to bang out this tragic girl. I didn't want to be anywhere involved with "her story."

if you require more reasons...I'll add as necessary.

I know people at jobcorps.  I will commence forwarding this info, getting a name, facebook stalking, and judging your decisions to take her home/not "dick her down" or "bang out"

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Re: odd situation. Very odd (UPDATE!!!!!!!11111!!!!!!)
« Reply #174 on: December 26, 2010, 11:35:26 PM »

Have you seen it?  If you haven't, would you watch it if you could?  Did you nail her?

Very valid questions here.  These need answered and is the porno on line anywhere, say, a canadian friend could see it?
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