Author Topic: A new low for KU Athletics (Read 12564 times)

Mikeyis4dcats · « **on:** September 21, 2010, 10:28:46 AM »

http://www.groupon.com/kansas-city/deals/university-of-kansas-ku-athletics

AbeFroman · « **Reply #1 on:** September 21, 2010, 10:29:53 AM »

Damn, I was hoping the KSU game was going to be one of the deals

doom · « **Reply #2 on:** September 21, 2010, 10:31:46 AM »

bakerman · « **Reply #3 on:** September 21, 2010, 10:31:55 AM »

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A real college football game can be a great family event, but try not to get too frustrated if you're forced to bring your football-illiterate nephew—he means well, and he's just excited about spending time with you. Here's a list of questions he might ask so you can get all the eye-rolling out of the way ahead of time and concentrate on the male bonding.

   * How many touchdowns are in a field goal? I need to know for my report.
   * If the goal is to acquire distance, wouldn't a grooved or finned ovoid projectile facilitate a more pronounced trajectory?
   * How much mana do you need to tap to summon a quarterback?
   * I have to go to the bathroom. Can you pause it?
   * Is it cheating to use The Force?

Ironic this is the Groupon tip for a KU game.....

steve dave · « **Reply #4 on:** September 21, 2010, 10:32:44 AM »

OMG

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #5 on:** September 21, 2010, 10:35:15 AM »

Lew would never allow this type of bush league crap.

bakerman · « **Reply #6 on:** September 21, 2010, 10:35:48 AM »

OMG, this page is a gold mine!

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Highlights

* Catch Big 12 rivals Colorado
* Tier 2 seating
* Sing “Rock Chalk Jayhawk”
* New coach, new team

CNS · « **Reply #7 on:** September 21, 2010, 10:38:23 AM »

KU + CU = slap fight.

bakerman · « **Reply #8 on:** September 21, 2010, 10:38:33 AM »

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When the Jayhawks are safely ahead, sing along to the ghostly chant of “Rock Chalk Jayhawk,” which awakens the fire-breathing jayhawk-monster from its slumber so that it may eat the opposing mascot.

JFC! I never knew that thing could breathe fire!!!

SleepFighter · « **Reply #9 on:** September 21, 2010, 10:41:11 AM »

Quote from: Toupe Tactics Always Fail on September 21, 2010, 10:38:33 AM

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When the Jayhawks are safely ahead, sing along to the ghostly chant of “Rock Chalk Jayhawk,” which awakens the fire-breathing jayhawk-monster from its slumber so that it may eat the opposing mascot.

JFC! I never knew that thing could breathe fire!!!

EMAJ towers?

ArchE_Cat · « **Reply #10 on:** September 21, 2010, 10:43:42 AM »

"The Gridiron Club brought to you by Groupon."

CatsNShocks · « **Reply #11 on:** September 21, 2010, 10:48:56 AM »

Fan-freaking-tastic.

WillieWatanabe · « **Reply #12 on:** September 21, 2010, 10:51:10 AM »

MadCat · « **Reply #13 on:** September 21, 2010, 10:52:14 AM »

Woot-off!

Butt Fugly · « **Reply #14 on:** September 21, 2010, 10:53:03 AM »

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Spend a Saturday away from the stress of tending to a wheat, pumpernickel, or rye farm and celebrate the pure power of college football with today's Groupon.

Warm up the tractor ku.

Dirty Sanchez · « **Reply #15 on:** September 21, 2010, 11:21:04 AM »

I just did an actual

As kk would say, "there are no words"

Benja · « **Reply #16 on:** September 21, 2010, 11:40:04 AM »

There's really nothing to add to that. So perfectly small-timey.

EMAWmeister · « **Reply #17 on:** September 21, 2010, 12:06:54 PM »

As beems would say: "You just can't make this stuff up, folks!"

deputy dawg · « **Reply #18 on:** September 21, 2010, 02:00:27 PM »

Quote from: CNS Casey on September 21, 2010, 10:38:23 AM

KU + CU = slap fight.

That's what I was thinking. Also wondering what kind of Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) would spend money to sing Rock Chalk Jayhawk with 20,000 other queers, or whatever attendance ku will have by that time.

Pett · « **Reply #19 on:** September 21, 2010, 02:20:50 PM »

Aren't they trying to make money off of the football team for the gridiron club? I don't see how giving away tickets helps that.

kcpowercat · « **Reply #20 on:** September 21, 2010, 06:43:54 PM »

so awesome....I was worried they wouldn't get enough buyers to activate the coupon.

Maybe these were all the "misplaced" tickets they found in Lew's office???

jtksu · « **Reply #21 on:** September 21, 2010, 06:50:03 PM »

Quote from: Toupe Tactics Always Fail on September 21, 2010, 10:31:55 AM

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A real college football game can be a great family event, but try not to get too frustrated if you're forced to bring your football-illiterate nephew—he means well, and he's just excited about spending time with you. Here's a list of questions he might ask so you can get all the eye-rolling out of the way ahead of time and concentrate on the male bonding.

   * How many touchdowns are in a field goal? I need to know for my report.
   * If the goal is to acquire distance, wouldn't a grooved or finned ovoid projectile facilitate a more pronounced trajectory?
   * How much mana do you need to tap to summon a quarterback?
   * I have to go to the bathroom. Can you pause it?
   * Is it cheating to use The Force?

Ironic this is the Groupon tip for a KU game.....

I think some of those KU fans need to invite their football-literate nephew to help out.

jtksu · « **Reply #22 on:** September 21, 2010, 06:53:10 PM »

I don't see much of a problem with putting the tickets for this week's game one there. Shitty opponent and they probably have a bunch left over. But, the Colorado tickets? That's like a month and a half away. Are they already throwing the towel in this year? Just assuming that they will be shitty (along with Colorado) and the stadium will be empty?

TBL · « **Reply #23 on:** September 21, 2010, 07:34:38 PM »

Quote from: CNS Casey on September 21, 2010, 10:38:23 AM

KU + CU = slap fight.

Cire · « **Reply #24 on:** September 21, 2010, 08:08:42 PM »

they are charging 80 for the CU game?

Author Topic: A new low for KU Athletics (Read 12564 times)

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