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Post Game Personal Issues
« on: September 20, 2010, 11:39:26 PM »
So is it just me, or does anyone get a massive case of indigestion (farts) after games.  For the last three years, and you can set your watch to it, I've got ridiculous gas for about 3 hours.  Anyone else feel physical effects after the game?


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Re: Post Game Personal Issues
« Reply #1 on: September 20, 2010, 11:43:08 PM »
So is it just me, or does anyone get a massive case of indigestion (farts) after games.  For the last three years, and you can set your watch to it, I've got ridiculous gas for about 3 hours.  Anyone else feel physical effects after the game?

I think I threw up a little during a pick-6.  But not much after that.  Are you eating veggies or drinking cereal beverages during the game?

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« Reply #2 on: September 20, 2010, 11:46:10 PM »
So is it just me, or does anyone get a massive case of indigestion (farts) after games.  For the last three years, and you can set your watch to it, I've got ridiculous gas for about 3 hours.  Anyone else feel physical effects after the game?

I think I threw up a little during a pick-6.  But not much after that.  Are you eating veggies or drinking cereal beverages during the game?

No.   :ohno:


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« Reply #3 on: September 20, 2010, 11:48:50 PM »
So is it just me, or does anyone get a massive case of indigestion (farts) after games.  For the last three years, and you can set your watch to it, I've got ridiculous gas for about 3 hours.  Anyone else feel physical effects after the game?

I think I threw up a little during a pick-6.  But not much after that.  Are you eating veggies or drinking cereal beverages during the game?

No.   :ohno:

It's prolly just excess EMAW escaping into the atmos. then.

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« Reply #4 on: September 20, 2010, 11:49:33 PM »
So is it just me, or does anyone get a massive case of indigestion (farts) after games.  For the last three years, and you can set your watch to it, I've got ridiculous gas for about 3 hours.  Anyone else feel physical effects after the game?

I think I threw up a little during a pick-6.  But not much after that.  Are you eating veggies or drinking cereal beverages during the game?

No.   :ohno:

It's prolly just excess EMAW escaping into the atmos. then.

Kind of what I was thinking.  I guess if being EMAW was easy, everybody would do it, ya know?


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« Reply #5 on: September 20, 2010, 11:51:22 PM »
So is it just me, or does anyone get a massive case of indigestion (farts) after games.  For the last three years, and you can set your watch to it, I've got ridiculous gas for about 3 hours.  Anyone else feel physical effects after the game?

I think I threw up a little during a pick-6.  But not much after that.  Are you eating veggies or drinking cereal beverages during the game?

No.   :ohno:

It's prolly just excess EMAW escaping into the atmos. then.

Kind of what I was thinking.  I guess if being EMAW was easy, everybody would do it, ya know?
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Re: Post Game Personal Issues
« Reply #6 on: September 21, 2010, 08:20:55 AM »
I don't know about farts after the game, but I can say for a fact that kats65 gets the nervous poops before every game.   :peek:
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« Reply #7 on: September 21, 2010, 09:30:14 AM »
I have had head splitting headaches after the  :bang: of the UCLA and ISU games, may have to see the Dr. about medicinal  :bigtoke:

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« Reply #8 on: September 21, 2010, 11:33:43 AM »
One of my roommates freshmen year got super hammered at a game and literally crap himself celebrating a touchdown and had to go home.

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Re: Post Game Personal Issues
« Reply #9 on: September 21, 2010, 12:14:12 PM »
One of my roommates freshmen year got super hammered at a game and literally feces himself celebrating a touchdown and had to go home.
and then bragged about it?


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Re: Post Game Personal Issues
« Reply #10 on: September 21, 2010, 12:16:28 PM »
I don't know about farts after the game, but I can say for a fact that kats65 gets the nervous poops before every game.   :peek:

I get those before big basketball games.  It's pretty mumped up.

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« Reply #11 on: September 21, 2010, 12:18:11 PM »
I don't know about farts after the game, but I can say for a fact that kats65 gets the nervous poops before every game.   :peek:

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« Reply #12 on: September 21, 2010, 12:22:44 PM »
Good to know I'm not the only nervous pooper here.

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« Reply #13 on: September 21, 2010, 12:24:20 PM »
Good to know I'm not the only nervous pooper here.

We should start a facebook group or some crap like that.
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« Reply #14 on: September 21, 2010, 12:43:50 PM »
One of my roommates freshmen year got super hammered at a game and literally feces himself celebrating a touchdown and had to go home.
and then bragged about it?

He just kinda left and we all thought he must of got sick. I didn't find out the truth until like 2 years later during, I swear to god, a game of "never have I ever".

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« Reply #15 on: September 21, 2010, 12:48:43 PM »
I like the fact that I get "nervous shits"  It's like my body is telling me, "hey, you're going to be busy for the next 4 hours... want me to put a rush on this crap while you can still deal with it?"
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« Reply #16 on: September 21, 2010, 12:51:18 PM »
I like the fact that I get "nervous shits"  It's like my body is telling me, "hey, you're going to be busy for the next 4 hours... want me to put a rush on this crap while you can still deal with it?"
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