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In the spirit of Farmageddon
« on: September 14, 2010, 09:38:21 PM »
(i figured i would spare the football board)

I live about 5-6 miles of gravel away from a buddy's house that I go to about once maybe twice a week to bullshit with and drink beer.  My question is if i should have another beer or a chew on the way home?  I know both are "wrong" so I figure one should win out.  But typically I drink a beer faster than I should and think "aw hell I have a chew, whats it gonna hurt?"  My question to you is how should I attack this dilemma?

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Re: In the spirit of Farmageddon
« Reply #1 on: September 14, 2010, 09:40:07 PM »
wut?
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Re: In the spirit of Farmageddon
« Reply #2 on: September 14, 2010, 09:49:03 PM »
ya, wut?


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Re: In the spirit of Farmageddon
« Reply #3 on: September 14, 2010, 09:58:54 PM »
ya, wut?

shove some ghost chilis down your throat

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Re: In the spirit of Farmageddon
« Reply #4 on: September 14, 2010, 09:59:44 PM »


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

New warning: Don't get in a fight with someone who doesn't even need to bother to buy ink.

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Re: In the spirit of Farmageddon
« Reply #5 on: September 14, 2010, 10:00:22 PM »
ya, wut?

shove some ghost chilis down your throat

But only after grilling them to perfection.
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Re: In the spirit of Farmageddon
« Reply #6 on: September 14, 2010, 10:02:16 PM »
chew

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Re: In the spirit of Farmageddon
« Reply #8 on: September 14, 2010, 10:12:24 PM »
just went 2 minutes with a half gallon of 1%


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