I had to apologize to an usher

[fatty fat fat]

my wife (picture to left) wasn't allowed to bring in her skittles/hot tamales in the game, so i threw the skittles at the usher (because the rule is dumb).

then, this big time security guy came up to me and made me apologize to the usher. I did. I felt bad about doing it at the time (because you shouldn't lose your cool) but it's a f*cking stupid rule.

[steve dave]

what did you do with the hot tamales?

[michigancat]

Your wife is quite pretty.

[fatty fat fat]

Your wife is quite pretty.

thanks, we work out every day for at least two hours.

[Dugout DickStone]

Should be a middle ground on this.  maybe a certain amount of tamales and skittles allowed.  zero tolerance is a dumb rule.

[tdaver]

have a baby

you can take in anything you want, just through a few diapers and a bottle on top.

[Dugout DickStone]

have a baby

you can take in anything you want, just through a few diapers and a bottle on top.

Don't listen to a word tdaver says.  Mods, lock tdaver out.

[KSUTOMMY]

my wife (picture to left) wasn't allowed to bring in her skittles/hot tamales in the game, so i threw the skittles at the usher (because the rule is dumb).

then, this big time security guy came up to me and made me apologize to the usher. I did. I felt bad about doing it at the time (because you shouldn't lose your cool) but it's a f*cking stupid rule.

Dude, tampon box - you can put freaking anything you want in there (size requirements of course). NOBODY messes with a ladies harpoons.

[Huskerpride]

Your wife is quite pretty.

Not his wife.

[The42Yardstick]

Your wife is quite pretty.

Not his wife.

YOU LYING SON OF A BITCH

[pissclams]

fatty, your wife is hot bro don't worry about the skittles

[michigancat]

Your wife is quite pretty.

Not his wife.

[Dr Rick Daris]

yep. that's fattys wife. saw them at halftime saturday. thanks for the bratwurst fff. 

[chum1]

next time hide the skittles in your hot wife's vagina if you know what i'm saying.

[michigancat]

next time hide the skittles in your hot wife's vagina if you know what i'm saying.

Turns out the wife was playing hide the skittles.  She hid the skittles n her vagina to keep them warm.

[KITNfury]

noodz

[pissclams]

i want to have some of those skittles from your wife's vagina, fff.  i love warm skittles, they're way softer.

[Pete]

i want to have some of those skittles from your wife's vagina, fff.  i love warm skittles, they're way softer.

+1, me too Fats.

[HeinBallz]

so THAT's why they call him fatty.   

[waks]

Should be a middle ground on this.  maybe a certain amount of tamales and skittles allowed.  zero tolerance is a dumb rule.

US Cellular is the only sports venue that I've been to that allows you to bring anything in.

[Jeffy]

my wife (picture to left) wasn't allowed to bring in her skittles/hot tamales in the game, so i threw the skittles at the usher (because the rule is dumb).

then, this big time security guy came up to me and made me apologize to the usher. I did. I felt bad about doing it at the time (because you shouldn't lose your cool) but it's a f*cking stupid rule.

Dude, tampon box - you can put freaking anything you want in there (size requirements of course). NOBODY messes with a ladies harpoons.

Tommy speaks much truth!

[pencat]

next time hide the skittles in your hot wife's vagina if you know what i'm saying.

Just another reason I am glad I found this board!    

[steve dave]

Should be a middle ground on this.  maybe a certain amount of tamales and skittles allowed.  zero tolerance is a dumb rule.

US Cellular is the only sports venue that I've been to that allows you to bring anything in.

AT&T in San Fran will let you bring in anything except booze

[Boakai]

Your wife is quite pretty.

Not his wife.

Now I suppose you will try to have us believe that those pictures of SD that you keep on your computer aren't him either!!  

[sonofdaxjones]

I hear SD tried to hire a firm that specilizes in that sort of thing to have those pictures removed off the Internets. 

Sadly for SD they've gone viral and mean K-State part timers will use them to shame him and put him in his place often.