Me at the 2005 Big XII tournament:
Me: I need 2 tickets
Mizzou fan after his team got eliminated: I've got 2. How about $10 for the pair?
Me: I only have 6 dollars
Mizzou fan: Uh...ok.
Me : (opens up his wallet with a bunch of 20's in plain visible sight, hands Mizzou fan 6 dollars)
Mizzou fan:
