His throws looked bad, all wobbly and stuff. Blahdy rough ridin' blah blah blah.
GTFOOMMFGDF you stupid, ignorant sons of Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) parents! Queso is what we have, and his actions won't lose games for us.
The only thing that will lose games for us this season is our gaping hole of a defense.
Jesus H. Tittyfuck, get used to Carsy being under center already!