Author Topic: The Official "Things Wyatt will say during the game" Thread (Read 6401 times)

OK_Cat · « **on:** September 10, 2010, 03:45:04 PM »

Wyatt: "You know, Stan, that Daniel Thomas sure has a motor."

MadCat · « **Reply #1 on:** September 10, 2010, 03:52:48 PM »

M&I Bank

doom · « **Reply #2 on:** September 10, 2010, 03:57:48 PM »

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HE BREAKS TO THE OUTSIDE, ONE MAN TO BEAT! and Powell is brought down for a one yard gain at the wildcat 30 yrd line.

Gooch · « **Reply #3 on:** September 10, 2010, 04:03:12 PM »

"It's a high end over ender"

OK_Cat · « **Reply #4 on:** September 10, 2010, 04:03:53 PM »

Quote from: doom on September 10, 2010, 03:57:48 PM

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HE BREAKS TO THE OUTSIDE, ONE MAN TO BEAT! and Powell is brought down for a one yard gain at the wildcat 30 yrd line.

lol

ArchE_Cat · « **Reply #5 on:** September 10, 2010, 04:05:36 PM »

"Cantele boots an end-over-ender through the endzone."

We should sponsor this, so instead we here...

"Cantele approaches and sends a goEMAW.com end-over-ender over the head of the Missouri St. returnman."

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #6 on:** September 10, 2010, 04:06:34 PM »

That was a fine (insert something here) . . .

OK_Cat · « **Reply #7 on:** September 10, 2010, 04:07:49 PM »

OK_Cat would throw a few bucks into a fund to have a goEMAW.com radio ad for Wyattvision.

WildcatNkilt · « **Reply #8 on:** September 10, 2010, 04:10:13 PM »

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Let's pause for station identification. This is the Wildcat Network.

mcmwcat · « **Reply #9 on:** September 10, 2010, 04:10:19 PM »

he's at the 30! touchdown!

kso_FAN · « **Reply #10 on:** September 10, 2010, 04:13:49 PM »

"...knocked off his pins..."

DQ12 · « **Reply #11 on:** September 10, 2010, 04:15:25 PM »

Heh heh...The Missouri State running back blew a tire on that last give.

CatsNShocks · « **Reply #12 on:** September 10, 2010, 04:17:34 PM »

....spun out of bounds at the 43 yard line.

Lynch · « **Reply #13 on:** September 10, 2010, 04:38:31 PM »

Visit your local CaseIH dealer today.

EllToPay · « **Reply #14 on:** September 10, 2010, 04:45:02 PM »

'Daniel Thomas sure did run over that mother rough rider. Whaddya think, Stan?'

Jeffy · « **Reply #15 on:** September 10, 2010, 04:49:09 PM »

It was only done once, but it hast to be a true Wyattism...

Calling Terrence Newman's PAT return for a safety a TOUCHDOWN!

"storm"nut · « **Reply #16 on:** September 10, 2010, 04:53:18 PM »

"Coach Snyder is lying on the sidelines motionless. Stan you sure don't want to see him go down like that."

gowildcatwildcat · « **Reply #17 on:** September 10, 2010, 05:04:22 PM »

Brandon Harold is the "stopper" on the play.

pc5k · « **Reply #18 on:** September 10, 2010, 05:22:16 PM »

"and daniel is finally spun down at the 25"

Bqqkie Pimp · « **Reply #19 on:** September 10, 2010, 06:08:04 PM »

Quote from: Gooch on September 10, 2010, 04:03:12 PM

"It's a high end over ender"

Too easy.... WAY too easy.

Fitz Bath · « **Reply #20 on:** September 10, 2010, 08:21:54 PM »

Quote from: mcmwcat on September 10, 2010, 04:10:19 PM

he's at the 30! touchdown!

theymightbegiants · « **Reply #21 on:** September 10, 2010, 08:30:09 PM »

and Missouri State is yet to move the ball into the Kansas State side of the field

TBL · « **Reply #22 on:** September 10, 2010, 08:40:13 PM »

Whoa Nellie!!!!!!

No, wait. That's somebody good.

HeinBallz · « **Reply #23 on:** September 11, 2010, 01:00:29 AM »

Quote from: Jeffy on September 10, 2010, 04:49:09 PM

It was only done once, but it hast to be a true Wyattism...

Calling Terrence Newman's PAT return for a safety a TOUCHDOWN!

**cough** 2 pt conversion **cough**

3rdGenKSt8r · « **Reply #24 on:** September 11, 2010, 01:49:12 AM »

"... and that pass is going to be caught and dropped..."

This one always kills me because if it's dropped, it's NOT CAUGHT. If it's a catch, and you drop it, it's a damn FUMBLE!

Or this one:

"Coffman throws, he has a receiver open, it's Smith at about the 25 yard line. (silence)"

It's Smith?.. Did he catch it, or is he just the one that you noticed was open and the ball is still flying through the air toward Wichita somewhere? Ass.

Great thread, btw.