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Offline ew2x4

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Company Golf Tournament
« on: September 10, 2010, 10:36:24 AM »
Do you guys do these? I have one today. Do I just play and be nice or do I act normally and  :drink: and talk crap all day? The competitive side of me is coming out. I already told the receptionist I'm "going tin cup all over your ass." We'll see.


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Re: Company Golf Tournament
« Reply #1 on: September 10, 2010, 10:48:21 AM »
get canned, royalswild would


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

New warning: Don't get in a fight with someone who doesn't even need to bother to buy ink.

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Re: Company Golf Tournament
« Reply #2 on: September 10, 2010, 11:03:33 AM »
Should try and nail that new chick from logistics.

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Re: Company Golf Tournament
« Reply #3 on: September 10, 2010, 11:05:42 AM »
Everyone I have been to(which is a lot) there is usually a person or two who  :barf: and some sort of cart damage.

Have at it.

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Re: Company Golf Tournament
« Reply #4 on: September 10, 2010, 11:17:23 AM »
I've learned that sexual harrasment rules are thrown out the window on the way to the course.

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Re: Company Golf Tournament
« Reply #5 on: September 10, 2010, 11:49:08 AM »
get canned, royalswild would

You have to admit, badasses would do that
"How will I recruit to Manhattan? Well, distance. And the proud state of basketball. It start there, and then daily flights to Dallas, because I'm really good at going out. Like top five good. Ask my wife. She wants me to be happy."

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Re: Company Golf Tournament
« Reply #6 on: September 10, 2010, 11:53:49 AM »
Fully acceptable for common rules of conduct to be left at the clubhouse.

After all, everyone knows that BWW is where business is done these days, not the golf course.

You have nothing to worry about.

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Re: Company Golf Tournament
« Reply #7 on: September 10, 2010, 12:01:12 PM »
Also, be a shark. Or Lion. Really, just the metaphorical predator of your choice. I can go to our company picnic, watch 5 minutes of a volleyball game between recruiting and the proposals team and immediately pick out all the losers who probably suck at the office, too. Your boss can probably do the same. So, you got to be aggressive out there. Crush some nutsacks (<--probably just metaphorically on this one, too. But play it by ear).
"How will I recruit to Manhattan? Well, distance. And the proud state of basketball. It start there, and then daily flights to Dallas, because I'm really good at going out. Like top five good. Ask my wife. She wants me to be happy."