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[MidnightOil82]

Google "KU jokes"...

[MadCat]

Wayne and Cletus were driving their pickup truck complete with livestock cage and their County fair prize-winning heifer, Betty.  All of a sudden they passed by the Pope taking a crap in the woods.  Alarmed, Cletus turns to Wayne and says, "was that a bear wearing a funny hat?"  Wayne replies, "I don't know, but KU sure sucks at football."

[SkinnyBenny]

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[SkinnyBenny]

So I woke up this morning and had this amazing one pop into my head:

"What's black and white and red and blue and loser-y all over?"
"6 to 3, you sad sacks.  JFC you guys are terrible."

[steve dave]

A guy with a ku shirt on walks into a church and the priest, rabbi and a dolphin tell him he can't get into heaven/wherever good jews go (not saul)/dolphin-disney-world because of 6-3 then all punch him in the nutsack and face and everyone laughs. 

[Lurker]

Breaking News out of Lawrence Kansas today…The KU football team practice was delayed for two hours after a player reported finding a white substance on the field. Practice was suspended while federal agents were called in. After a complete analysis, experts determined that the white substance, unknown to the players, was the goal line. Practice resumed after agents decided the Jayhawks were unlikely to encounter the substance again

[hillwalking03]

"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"6 to 3."
"6 to 3 who?"
"You guys might wanna consider getting a time machine and going after Tommy Tuberville instead."


This game is fun.

 

[bakerman]

Bud Light Presents: Real Men of Genius
(Real Men of Genius)
Today we salute you, Mr. Excuse Ridden Over-Confident Kansas Football Fan.
(Mr. Excuse Ridden Over-Confident Kansas Football Fan) Eleven straight wins, you wore that classy "Muck Fizzou" shirt like you meant it (Pinch me, I'm dreamin'!) A season of bloated statistics and over-hyped wins against Junior Varsity competition (Serve another cupcake!) Losing to a superior team with better players is no match for your what-if scenarios and could-have-been dreams (The field goal missed by inches!) So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light you emphatic engineer of excuses. After all, you would've won the game if it was played somewhere else!
(Mr Excuse Ridden Over-Confident Kansas Football Fan.)

[EMAWgeddon]

What do you call a ku grad in a 3 piece suit??

THE DEFENDANT

[MeatSauce]

MadCat ought to win some sort of "goEMAW Official Joke Author" title or something

[felix rex]

Two cannibals were feasting on the remains of Turner Gill.  One looks at the other and says, "This tastes really bad...at football".

This is pretty fantastic.

[deputy dawg]

Turner Gill takes his trained monkey into the bar, and the monkey goes over to the pool table and sticks the cue ball up his ass.  The monkey runs up to the bartender, pulls the cue ball out of his ass and sticks it under the bartenders nose.  The bartender said "Phew!  That stinks as bad as ku football".

[_33]

Q:  What do you call a KU fan who plays the trumpet?

A:  A dumbass who plays the trumpet.