How many batteries.......

[g2brg]

does it take to shock a jayhawk?
1 - AA 

[SkinnyBenny]

Didn't we already do this one?

Here's a better joke:

What kind of post does it take to get banned from The Phog?
A thread asking them whether they'll be cheering for North Dakota State or Northern Iowa in their upcoming tussle this Saturday, then claiming that it's a "legitimate question."

[Dr.Spaceman]

Someone make up a joke about ku, praying, turner gill, and how fracking terrible at football they are.  I'm not clever enough. tia.

[pissclams]

Didn't we already do this one?

Here's a better joke:

What kind of post does it take to get banned from The Phog?
A thread asking them whether they'll be cheering for North Dakota State or Northern Iowa in their upcoming tussle this Saturday, then claiming that it's a "legitimate question."

what thread?

[travis_canbys_empty_hair_]

If its 2:54 in Fargo North Dakota what time is it in Lawrence Kansas?


6 to 3!

[ew2x4]

This forum is full of face palm.

[WillieWatanabe]

I swear to rough ridin' God people!!! 

http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=5997.msg130048#msg130048

[KSUTOMMY]

Someone make up a joke about ku, praying, turner gill, and how fracking terrible at football they are.  I'm not clever enough. tia.

So Turner Gill walks into a bar with his playbook under one arm and the bible under the other, and the bartender says, "Whatcha got there coach, the good book?" Gill holds up the KU playbook and says, "What, this?" Then Fred Phelps SLAMS his beer down and kicks Gills ass.

Straight from the hip, feel free to edit as you all see fit.

[Dr.Spaceman]

Someone make up a joke about ku, praying, turner gill, and how fracking terrible at football they are.  I'm not clever enough. tia.

So Turner Gill walks into a bar with his playbook under one arm and the bible under the other, and the bartender says, "Whatcha got there coach, the good book?" Gill holds up the KU playbook and says, "What, this?" Then Fred Phelps SLAMS his beer down and kicks Gills ass.

Straight from the hip, feel free to edit as you all see fit.

I kinda like it as is. 

[kitten_mittons]

Rick Daris came up with a good fatneck one on the ISU board last year.

[SkinnyBenny]

Q:  So Turner Gill is alone on a boat with his playbook and his Bible.  He looks up to God and says, "Dear Lord, what can I do to please you today?"

A:  God says, "Not be so fracking terrible at coaching football, I mean I'm trying to get a seat up in that Gridiron Club but that's never gonna happen if you keep being so awful, tia."

[steve dave]

Turner Gill walks into a bar with a guy that's a cross between hitler and jeffrey dahmer.  The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here"....wait for it....... to Turner (not because he's black but because he's terrible at coaching football)

[Pete]

Turner Gill walks into a bar with a guy that's a cross between hitler and jeffrey dahmer.  The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here"....wait for it....... to Turner (not because he's black but because he's terrible at coaching football)

You should send that in to Playboy. 

[Dr.Spaceman]

Turner Gill's team was so bad last saturday that he used the lord's name in vein. (he did apologize profusely later tho.)

[SkinnyBenny]

Last week Turner Gill prayed but the Bison preyed.

                       

[Dr.Spaceman]

Turner Gill, a priest, and a rabbi, and a horse walk into a bar. The bartender looks at Turner Gill and asks: "why the long face?" (soon thereafter the bartender realized that Turner was not happy because his team is fracking awful at football)

[Skipper44]

If Turner Gill, the best players on his team and a cople of inflateables throw a party on Mass St do any KU fans come?

Absolutely no one shows (not because he sucks at coaching but because all KU fans are )

[steve dave]

So, a KU fan walks into a bar with another fan and a couple more other ones.  Of all those fans the bartender singles out the KU fan and says, "Hey, smellbag, I hate you." then everyone laughs and someone punches the KU fan in the balls. 

[Gooch]

So, a KU fan walks into a bar with another fan and a couple more other ones.  Of all those fans the bartender singles out the KU fan and says, "Hey, smellbag, I hate you." then everyone laughs and someone punches the KU fan in the balls. 

We have a winner here folks.

[_33]

Knock Knock

Who's There?

A KU fan.

Hey get off my porch dumbass, you suck and everyone hates you including me.

Oh, sorry.  Bye.

[SkinnyBenny]

"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"6 to 3."
"6 to 3 who?"
"You guys might wanna consider getting a time machine and going after Tommy Tuberville instead."


This game is fun.

[PandaXpanda]

tommy and turner walked into a bar. tommy ducked.

[g2brg]

Gill walks into a bar and the bartender says "what can I get u? " Gill replies "anything but brake fluid, I don't plan on stopping! "        

[MadCat]

Two cannibals were feasting on the remains of Turner Gill.  One looks at the other and says, "This tastes really bad...at football".

[SkinnyBenny]

Two cannibals were feasting on the remains of Turner Gill.  One looks at the other and says, "This tastes really bad...at football".

I never use this emoticon, but...