Just got off a flight from Chicago to Phoenix. When doing the usual

"flight time is yadda yadda and the weather in Phoenix is yadda yadda" thing, the pilot says, "We'll be heading southwest right over beautiful Manhattan, KS"
I immediately got a throbbing EMAWrection and was all like
Was gonna flash him the

on the way out but he had already disappeared.
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