carson sucks incredibly, and just because every other qb sucks doesn't make carson sucking hurt my emaw less. and when he does suck, regardless of whether I expect him to suck or not, I'm going to fracking point it out. i mean, everyone last year was like, "hey carson is the best we have" and then gregory comes in and sucks less. the offense scored points for one reason and one reason only: Daniel fracking Thomas. Just because carson was the one that was turning around and handing it off to Thomas doesn't make him a "good game manager". It only highlights what an incredibly sh*tty player he is, because just think about how good this offense would be if he wasn't so f'ing worthless.
so, in summary. Carson can eat a dick and so can everyone else who pretends like they really want carson at qb. It's practically like convincing yourself you weren't raped.