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"Good morning, Brandon. How are you today?"
« on: September 03, 2010, 12:06:34 PM »
"I'm feeling well, Collin. How about yourself?"

"I'm well, thanks for asking."

single pat on back...

"Is the offense well prepared for tomorrow?"

"Yes, I believe it is. I think we'll be able to score points in the game."

both peer out the large windows of the vanier complex, escaping for a moment as the chilled wind tickles the leaves of a birch tree...

"The defense worked very hard yesterday. Coach Latimore encouraged us to play our best."

"It's always pleasant to be tested physically in practice."

...

"Collin, let's pray."

"OK."

both bow heads in the dimly lit room...

"Lord, remind us that we are only playing a game.  Don't let us take it more seriously than we should.  Let us play with humility. Let us be good stewards towards our opponent.  If it be your will that we lose, we accept it.

The end of all things is near. Therefore let us be clear minded and self-controlled so that we can pray. Above all, let us love each other deeply, because love covers over a multitude of sins. Let us offer hospitality to one another without grumbling. Each one of us should use whatever gift we've received to serve others, faithfully administering God's grace in its various forms. If anyone speaks, we should do it as one speaking the very words of God. If anyone serves, we should do it with the strength God provides, so that in all things God may be praised through Jesus Christ. To him be the glory and the power for ever and ever. Amen."


"Amen."

"I've enjoyed your company this morning. I'll see you tonight."

"See you then."


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Re: "Good morning, Brandon. How are you today?"
« Reply #1 on: September 03, 2010, 12:10:34 PM »
"I'm feeling well, Collin. How about yourself?"

"I'm well, thanks for asking."

single pat on back...

"Is the offense well prepared for tomorrow?"

"Yes, I believe it is. I think we'll be able to score points in the game."

both peer out the large windows of the vanier complex, escaping for a moment as the chilled wind tickles the leaves of a birch tree...

"The defense worked very hard yesterday. Coach Latimore encouraged us to play our best."

"It's always pleasant to be tested physically in practice."

...

"Collin, let's pray."

"OK."

both bow heads in the dimly lit room...

"Lord, remind us that we are only playing a game.  Don't let us take it more seriously than we should.  Let us play with humility. Let us be good stewards towards our opponent.  If it be your will that we lose, we accept it.

The end of all things is near. Therefore let us be clear minded and self-controlled so that we can pray. Above all, let us love each other deeply, because love covers over a multitude of sins. Let us offer hospitality to one another without grumbling. Each one of us should use whatever gift we've received to serve others, faithfully administering God's grace in its various forms. If anyone speaks, we should do it as one speaking the very words of God. If anyone serves, we should do it with the strength God provides, so that in all things God may be praised through Jesus Christ. To him be the glory and the power for ever and ever. Amen."


"Amen."

"I've enjoyed your company this morning. I'll see you tonight."

"See you then."

Sounds more like a Turner Gill pep talk to me

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Re: "Good morning, Brandon. How are you today?"
« Reply #2 on: September 03, 2010, 12:12:06 PM »
Poet, you are certainly attempting to bring your A game on goEMAW.com.

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Re: "Good morning, Brandon. How are you today?"
« Reply #3 on: September 03, 2010, 12:12:29 PM »
"I'm feeling well, Collin. How about yourself?"

"I'm well, thanks for asking."

single pat on back...

"Is the offense well prepared for tomorrow?"

"Yes, I believe it is. I think we'll be able to score points in the game."

both peer out the large windows of the vanier complex, escaping for a moment as the chilled wind tickles the leaves of a birch tree...

"The defense worked very hard yesterday. Coach Latimore encouraged us to play our best."

"It's always pleasant to be tested physically in practice."

...

"Collin, let's pray."

"OK."

both bow heads in the dimly lit room...

"Lord, remind us that we are only playing a game.  Don't let us take it more seriously than we should.  Let us play with humility. Let us be good stewards towards our opponent.  If it be your will that we lose, we accept it.

The end of all things is near. Therefore let us be clear minded and self-controlled so that we can pray. Above all, let us love each other deeply, because love covers over a multitude of sins. Let us offer hospitality to one another without grumbling. Each one of us should use whatever gift we've received to serve others, faithfully administering God's grace in its various forms. If anyone speaks, we should do it as one speaking the very words of God. If anyone serves, we should do it with the strength God provides, so that in all things God may be praised through Jesus Christ. To him be the glory and the power for ever and ever. Amen."


"Amen."

"I've enjoyed your company this morning. I'll see you tonight."

"See you then."

Sounds more like a Turner Gill pep talk to me

That few people would hear.
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Re: "Good morning, Brandon. How are you today?"
« Reply #4 on: September 03, 2010, 12:14:14 PM »
Simply awful.

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Re: "Good morning, Brandon. How are you today?"
« Reply #5 on: September 03, 2010, 12:15:39 PM »
Simply awful.

For the first time ever. I have to disagree with dax.

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Re: "Good morning, Brandon. How are you today?"
« Reply #6 on: September 03, 2010, 12:27:28 PM »
Poetwarrior   :love:

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Re: "Good morning, Brandon. How are you today?"
« Reply #7 on: September 03, 2010, 12:28:39 PM »
I'm a fan of these.
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Re: "Good morning, Brandon. How are you today?"
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Re: "Good morning, Brandon. How are you today?"
« Reply #9 on: September 03, 2010, 12:53:05 PM »
I liked it better when I thought they were in 5th grade. No 5th grader says, "It's always pleasant to be tested physically in practice."

Sorry PW, wasn't a fan of this one.

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Re: "Good morning, Brandon. How are you today?"
« Reply #10 on: September 03, 2010, 01:59:19 PM »
I thought it was A+ material.
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Re: "Good morning, Brandon. How are you today?"
« Reply #11 on: September 03, 2010, 03:45:16 PM »
Poetwarrior   :love:

I think you meant to say:

POETwaRRior:love:

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Re: "Good morning, Brandon. How are you today?"
« Reply #13 on: January 23, 2012, 07:27:46 PM »
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Academics is a stupid word.

Academic schools are synonymous for being rich, powerful and exclusive, three things Kansas State is not.

So when people throw the word "academics" around, that's really what they are referencing.

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Re: "Good morning, Brandon. How are you today?"
« Reply #15 on: January 23, 2012, 11:30:31 PM »
what is going on here?

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Re: "Good morning, Brandon. How are you today?"
« Reply #16 on: January 23, 2012, 11:34:29 PM »
These were awesome.

It's a shame you people had to run off PW with your misplaced anger.


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Re: "Good morning, Brandon. How are you today?"
« Reply #17 on: January 23, 2012, 11:37:20 PM »
Academics is a stupid word.

Academic schools are synonymous for being rich, powerful and exclusive, three things Kansas State is not.

So when people throw the word "academics" around, that's really what they are referencing.

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Re: "Good morning, Brandon. How are you today?"
« Reply #18 on: January 24, 2012, 08:23:01 AM »
WGAF

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Re: "Good morning, Brandon. How are you today?"
« Reply #19 on: January 24, 2012, 08:30:03 AM »
mysguy:  collin, my name isn't Brandon.  what on earth is the matter with you? 

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Re: "Good morning, Brandon. How are you today?"
« Reply #20 on: January 24, 2012, 08:37:35 AM »
He sucks.

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Re: "Good morning, Brandon. How are you today?"
« Reply #21 on: January 24, 2012, 08:38:15 AM »
He sucks.

at football.  He might be very good at other things.

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Re: "Good morning, Brandon. How are you today?"
« Reply #22 on: January 24, 2012, 10:00:28 AM »
Like waffling?  :dunno:

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Re: "Good morning, Brandon. How are you today?"
« Reply #23 on: January 24, 2012, 11:11:29 AM »
The end of all things is near.

 :horrorsurprise: is that why Brandon left the team???

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Re: "Good morning, Brandon. How are you today?"
« Reply #24 on: January 24, 2012, 11:19:53 AM »
Does he even have eligibility left?
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