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Signs you are an alcoholic???
« on: August 30, 2010, 09:38:38 PM »
 :dunno:  I think I'm an alcoholic  :drink:

I don't have withdrawals... but I wouldn't know but I haven't gone 3 days without a drink for as long as I can remember.  I bought a 12 pack tonight and I'm about to dust it off at home.  I didn't drink on Thursday. That's good right?    :cheers:


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Re: Signs you are an alcoholic???
« Reply #1 on: August 30, 2010, 09:43:28 PM »
should talk 2 steve dave
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Re: Signs you are an alcoholic???
« Reply #2 on: August 30, 2010, 09:44:08 PM »
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Re: Signs you are an alcoholic???
« Reply #3 on: August 30, 2010, 09:44:34 PM »
your name is ksubrian?
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Re: Signs you are an alcoholic???
« Reply #4 on: August 30, 2010, 09:46:03 PM »
Quote from: pissclams on August 30, 2010, 09:43:28 PM
should talk 2 steve dave

guys,

i modded this thread so that steve dave and the1bigwillie couldn't see this post. they have problems. should we intervention them? thoughts? suggestions? dunno. feel like we should. i modded the thread so that if you put  :comehere: in your post they can't see it fwiw.
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Re: Signs you are an alcoholic???
« Reply #5 on: August 30, 2010, 09:46:34 PM »
No DUI's.  I probably black crap out twice a week though.  I pretty much spend my life getting shitfaced and getting it on w/ waitresses and bartenders.  I wake up and see texts from girls about the date we have planned and I have no recollection of even asking.  I'm having a good time but I'm starting to get concerned.  
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Re: Signs you are an alcoholic???
« Reply #6 on: August 30, 2010, 09:47:35 PM »
Quote from: Rick Daris on August 30, 2010, 09:46:03 PM
Quote from: pissclams on August 30, 2010, 09:43:28 PM
should talk 2 steve dave

guys,

i modded this thread so that steve dave and the1bigwillie couldn't see this post. they have problems. should we intervention them? thoughts? suggestions? dunno. feel like we should. i modded the thread so that if you put  :comehere: in your post they can't see it fwiw.
I have already invited them to be "guest speakers" at Huggins' roast.
Edit:  :comehere:

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Re: Signs you are an alcoholic???
« Reply #7 on: August 30, 2010, 09:49:29 PM »
Quote from: pissclams on August 30, 2010, 09:43:28 PM
should talk 2 steve dave

SD and I are FB friends.  :blush:
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Re: Signs you are an alcoholic???
« Reply #8 on: August 30, 2010, 09:50:50 PM »
Quote from: The1BigWillie on August 30, 2010, 09:49:29 PM
Quote from: pissclams on August 30, 2010, 09:43:28 PM
should talk 2 steve dave

SD and I are FB friends.  :blush:

shocking huh guys? 

i mean amirite?  :lol:


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Re: Signs you are an alcoholic???
« Reply #9 on: August 30, 2010, 09:51:43 PM »
wow, this is deeper than we thought.
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Re: Signs you are an alcoholic???
« Reply #10 on: August 30, 2010, 09:53:30 PM »
i drank 2 beers tonight :cheers:
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Re: Signs you are an alcoholic???
« Reply #11 on: August 30, 2010, 09:55:50 PM »
Quote from: CNS Casey on August 30, 2010, 09:53:30 PM
i drank 2 beers tonight :cheers:

Yeah, some nights I go with only two beers too.  Usually it's because they are my last two beers.  Main thing is I can't fall asleep before 2am until I've had like 8 beers or a few shots. Maybe I'm not an alcoholic, maybe I just drink too much coffee in the morning.  :dunno:
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Re: Signs you are an alcoholic???
« Reply #12 on: August 30, 2010, 10:00:54 PM »
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Re: Signs you are an alcoholic???
« Reply #13 on: August 30, 2010, 10:02:16 PM »
Explains a lot about all the "man code" crap

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Re: Signs you are an alcoholic???
« Reply #14 on: August 30, 2010, 10:04:20 PM »
You've admitted that you're an alcoholic.  Some alchee's are never able to do even this.  I say congrats on taking that first step!  :cheers:
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Re: Signs you are an alcoholic???
« Reply #15 on: August 30, 2010, 10:06:59 PM »
Quote from: I_have_purplewood on August 30, 2010, 10:04:20 PM
You've admitted that you're an alcoholic.  Some alchee's are never able to do even this.  I say congrats on taking that first step!  :cheers:

I'm don't think I'm an alcoholic.  I think I drink a lot.  There is a difference. It's not like I have gone Kstatebate and dropped fat man/little boy on the message board bitching about my wife or anything.  I'm just reaching out to see if this is normal. Maybe if SD hadn't already passed out he could help.
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Re: Signs you are an alcoholic???
« Reply #16 on: August 30, 2010, 10:23:50 PM »
Quote from: The1BigWillie on August 30, 2010, 10:06:59 PM
Quote from: I_have_purplewood on August 30, 2010, 10:04:20 PM
You've admitted that you're an alcoholic.  Some alchee's are never able to do even this.  I say congrats on taking that first step!  :cheers:

I'm don't think I'm an alcoholic.  I think I drink a lot.  There is a difference. It's not like I have gone Kstatebate and dropped fat man/little boy on the message board bitching about my wife or anything.  I'm just reaching out to see if this is normal. Maybe if SD hadn't already passed out he could help.

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Re: Signs you are an alcoholic???
« Reply #17 on: August 30, 2010, 10:27:56 PM »
I'm going with alcoholic.  The fact that you can still type coherent sentences after about polishing off a 12 pack is pretty impressive.  How many drinks does it take to get you drunk?
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Re: Signs you are an alcoholic???
« Reply #18 on: August 30, 2010, 10:47:21 PM »
Quote from: KSU_foo on August 30, 2010, 10:27:56 PM
I'm going with alcoholic.  The fact that you can still type coherent sentences after about polishing off a 12 pack is pretty impressive.  How many drinks does it take to get you drunk?

I'm on 9 right now since about 8:15 and I'm kinda buzzed.  I think after three more I could go to sleep.  I did just realize however that I typed in my original post "I think I'm an alcoholic" and then followed it up with "I don't think I'm an alcoholic".  Is that cause for concern?
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Re: Signs you are an alcoholic???
« Reply #19 on: August 30, 2010, 10:49:06 PM »
my problem isn't drinking every night. i usually only drink about two nights per week. my problem is that once i get a good buzz going, i start telling myself that the more i drink, the better it will feel. until i'm in another world.
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Re: Signs you are an alcoholic???
« Reply #20 on: August 30, 2010, 11:14:09 PM »
I knew I was an alcoholic when the court told me I had to start going to meetings like 3 times a week.  Thank God that only lasted a year.
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Re: Signs you are an alcoholic???
« Reply #21 on: August 30, 2010, 11:51:29 PM »
http://www.broslikethissite.com/2010/06/124-not-being-alcoholics.html

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Re: Signs you are an alcoholic???
« Reply #22 on: August 31, 2010, 12:22:27 AM »
Does it prevent you from doing things you wish to accomplish?

Before you drink, do you realize it's a bad decision, yet end up drinking anyway?

Those are my "two-fer" for any kind of addiction. Addiction is a sad thing, you are not alone so do not feel bad. I should write a research paper on addictions.
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Re: Signs you are an alcoholic???
« Reply #23 on: August 31, 2010, 12:48:10 AM »
LOL aren't you the dude who is getting in bar fights with some dude is mad that you are banging his exgirlfriend?   
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Re: Signs you are an alcoholic???
« Reply #24 on: August 31, 2010, 01:27:46 AM »
Quote from: fatty fat fat on August 31, 2010, 12:22:27 AM
Does it prevent you from doing things you wish to accomplish?

Before you drink, do you realize it's a bad decision, yet end up drinking anyway?

Those are my "two-fer" for any kind of addiction. Addiction is a sad thing, you are not alone so do not feel bad. I should write a research paper on addictions.

No, and no.  rough ridin' A.  I'm solid.
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