Should we give Willie arms and legs?

[KITNfury]

If K-State's athletic department could afford arms and legs for Willie, they would have done it by now. 

[The42Yardstick]

pffffffffffft

[Deez Nutz]

All I know is that any costume changes to Willie better not entail covering up his hands because he sure needs them to sign autographs properly.  Every time he comes to the sidelines for autographs, I haul ass down the stairs and cut in front of all the little kids and have him sign about a dozen trading cards so that I can sell them on Ebay or give them to my own kids someday.  My goal in life is to one day actually catch a shirt thrown into the stands.  I know this sounds hard to believe, but after all the games I've been to over the years, both football and basketball, I have never caught a damn t-shirt, and it pisses me off!      I have to admit it would really mean a lot to catch one thrown by Willie.  I'm just hoping to catch an XXXL, but if not, then I'm sure they would let me trade it in. 

[kougar24]

If K-State's athletic department could afford arms and legs for Willie, they would have done it by now. 

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

[CATS2WIN]

If K-State's athletic department could afford arms and legs for Willie, they would have done it by now. 

I hear this stupid crap from a guy I know who is a KU fan, flunked out, but is still a fan.  Get's pretty old, but mascot smack is all they will have to discuss that is relevant after the 4th.

[WillieWatanabe]

i think it gets more attention for being weird looking. Very goEMAW if you ask me.

[Katpappy]

LOL!!!!!!   
Chum, were did u find this critter(true fan)?

[DQ12]

Willie sucks.  Every time he does that thing where he runs by the front row and gives people high fives, I always put my hand out, and then pull it back as he passes, yelling "Psyche!"  Dumbass never sees it coming.

[Dugout DickStone]

If K-State's athletic department could afford arms and legs for Willie, they would have done it by now. 

Copied.

[jtksu]

Strong rumblings that BMW aren't even Ben's actual initials.  He "borrowed" them from a poster on phog.

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

Willie sucks.  Every time he does that thing where he runs by the front row and gives people high fives, I always put my hand out, and then pull it back as he passes, yelling "Psyche!"  Dumbass never sees it coming.

Yeah, and his signature rough ridin' blows.

He literally writes 'Willie' (Not in cursive) and then does this weird curl with his W. I'm beginning to think that he doesn't sign his own autographs and the athletic department just has a couple of the cheerleaders do it before the game, it's pretty girly handwriting.

I also don't think he is very smart. He only throws out XXL t-shirts, which leads me to believe that he has no judgement of size. Could be that he has a giant head and everything looks bigger in it. Who knows...

[MadCat]

To really scare the kids, give Willie octopus-arms. 

[Testy Westy]

I remember when you used to be able to see the dudes face inside willies mouth...we should bring that back

[jtksu]

Also, Willie should be able to talk.  I realize that's kinda against the mascot laws but it could really open up new entertainment venues.  Maybe a really thick east european accent Willie?  "I must break you" type of crap.  Also, Willie should beat the holy hell out of opposing mascots.  Dude's got human arms, might as well use that advantage.  Yeah, we'll probably have to get a new Wille like every week but I'm sure we could fill the openings.  Would be pretty neat to see Trim/Willie choke out that weirdass husker jr thing.  Hop up and down on your own head now, [redacted]!!!  If I was Willie for a week, I'd totally use a foreign object to bash some other mascot in the junk.  Like pissing blood bash.

[DQ12]

Also, Willie should be able to talk.  I realize that's kinda against the mascot laws but it could really open up new entertainment venues.  Maybe a really thick east european accent Willie?  "I must break you" type of crap.  Also, Willie should beat the holy hell out of opposing mascots.  Dude's got human arms, might as well use that advantage.  Yeah, we'll probably have to get a new Wille like every week but I'm sure we could fill the openings.  Would be pretty neat to see Trim/Willie choke out that weirdass husker jr thing.  Hop up and down on your own head now, [redacted]!!!  If I was Willie for a week, I'd totally use a foreign object to bash some other mascot in the junk.  Like pissing blood bash.

I actually agree with this.  We need more gore.

[Trim]

Also, Willie should be able to talk.  I realize that's kinda against the mascot laws but it could really open up new entertainment venues.  Maybe a really thick east european accent Willie?  "I must break you" type of crap.  Also, Willie should beat the holy hell out of opposing mascots.  Dude's got human arms, might as well use that advantage.  Yeah, we'll probably have to get a new Wille like every week but I'm sure we could fill the openings.  Would be pretty neat to see Trim/Willie choke out that weirdass husker jr thing.  Hop up and down on your own head now, [redacted]!!!  If I was Willie for a week, I'd totally use a foreign object to bash some other mascot in the junk.  Like pissing blood bash.

Keep my name out ya mouth for you get smacked in it.

[KITNfury]

Also, Willie should be able to talk.  I realize that's kinda against the mascot laws but it could really open up new entertainment venues.  Maybe a really thick east european accent Willie?  "I must break you" type of crap.  Also, Willie should beat the holy hell out of opposing mascots.  Dude's got human arms, might as well use that advantage.  Yeah, we'll probably have to get a new Wille like every week but I'm sure we could fill the openings.  Would be pretty neat to see Trim/Willie choke out that weirdass husker jr thing.  Hop up and down on your own head now, [redacted]!!!  If I was Willie for a week, I'd totally use a foreign object to bash some other mascot in the junk.  Like pissing blood bash.

Keep my name out ya mouth for you get smacked in it.

[bringonthecats]

i like willie as half cat, half man. superior to an all-wildcat suit...best of both worlds. however, willie once stole my ray ban aviators, ran around with them, dropped them by the cheerleaders, and then proceeded to forget that he ever took them. thankfully one of his 'assistants' picked them up and ran them over to me minutes later. still holding a grudge, and maybe if willie had awkward furry arms he could no longer pull these kind of stunts.

[jtksu]

Tom Cruise called from the 80's and said he wants his sunglasses back.

[j-von]

He literally writes 'Willie' (Not in cursive) and then does this weird curl with his W.

Those curls make a cat paw bad person!

[SkinnyBenny]

He literally writes 'Willie' (Not in cursive) and then does this weird curl with his W.

Those curls make a cat paw bad person!

What the shazbot! is a cat paw bad person? 

 

[Pete]

He literally writes 'Willie' (Not in cursive) and then does this weird curl with his W.

Those curls make a cat paw bad person!

What the shazbot! is a cat paw bad person? 

 

He misspelled "Pa."  It's an old man anus, FWIW.

[jtksu]

I gave a chick a cat paw bad person one time and she was pissed!

[theKSU]

You're looking for more of something like this:

[3rdGenKSt8r]

I wouldn't mess with Willie (and I mean that in every sense).  His signature has been the same for many years -- its part of the tradition. 

You want to bring something to games that has a chance of making the "best mascot" lists? Don't put Willie in some damn footie PJs... bring back Touchdown!  Then, let him chase down a live chicken in the middle of the field for next year's KU game.