ICP fans/Juggalos

[Kat Kid]

excellent article (NSFW)

[BigCat]

Going to have to read that in its entirety. I became fascinated with Juggalo culture* just a week or so ago when I heard about some disasters at an ICP concert in Illinois.


*Similar to someone who lives/works downtown in a major city. (Where do you pee outside!?)

[Dugout DickStone]

meh, sounds like Tuttle pak from last year.

[jtksu]

I've actually been to 2 ICP concerts. (My little bros were too young, so the only way they were allowed to go was if an adult went.  I drew the short straw.). Anyhoos-  The music is absolute crap but the overall experience was entertaining.  Some really good people watching there.  Sadly, no one messed with my bros enough to warrant a beating.  Some of those kids looked like they really needed a beating.

[Dugout DickStone]

I've actually been to 2 ICP concerts. (My little bros were too young, so the only way they were allowed to go was if an adult went.  I drew the short straw.). Anyhoos-  The music is absolute crap but the overall experience was entertaining.  Some really good people watching there.  Sadly, no one messed with my bros enough to warrant a beating.  Some of those kids looked like they really needed a beating.

Your little brothers sound awesome.

[MakeItRain]

The first sentence is absolutely the most ridiculous published item I have ever read.

With the possible exception of the Jews, no other group has eaten as big an amount of crap over the course of its existence as the Juggalos.

I know a couple of Juggalos through work (don't work with them) and they are complete losers, fat, drug addicts, no friends.  I took a group of kids to the shitty Shrine Circus here in Wichita and I sitting near 3 fat ass losers dressed like juggalos.  It was the rough ridin' Shrine Circus, I wanted to either fight them or buy them a gym membership and a month of free therapy.

[Pexikan]

Wow. Great read. I dug ICP back in the day. Not so much now.  Scares me to think people still take that crap serious. Ticking time-bombs...

[Kat Kid]

The first sentence is absolutely the most ridiculous published item I have ever read.

With the possible exception of the Jews, no other group has eaten as big an amount of crap over the course of its existence as the Juggalos.

I know a couple of Juggalos through work (don't work with them) and they are complete losers, fat, drug addicts, no friends.  I took a group of kids to the shitty Shrine Circus here in Wichita and I sitting near 3 fat ass losers dressed like juggalos.  It was the rough ridin' Shrine Circus, I wanted to either fight them or buy them a gym membership and a month of free therapy.

yeah, I took that as a throw away to change the perspective to first person.

[michigancat]

http://phatfriend.wordpress.com/2010/08/17/holy-crap-it-does-not-end-tom-green-at-the-gotj/

[broXcore]

rough ridin' magic everywhere in this bitch

[AppleJack]

The shazbot! is a Juggalo?

[steve dave]

I watched a Law and Order episode about how one of these clown guys killed someone and then something else happend involving the clown stuff but really some girl was faking....or something.

[Poster formerly known as jthutch]

The shazbot! is a Juggalo?

From what I can gather they are
1) drug addicts
2) alcoholics
3) stupid
4) They like trains  (they say whoo whoo a lot)
5) And they gather at gatherings

[EMAWmeister]

fuckin magnets, how do they work?

[jtksu]

The shazbot! is a Juggalo?

"What Is A Juggalo"

[Violent J]
What is a juggalo?
Let me think for a second
Oh, he gets butt-naked
And then he walks through the streets
Winking at the freaks
With a two-liter stuck in his butt-cheeks

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
What is a juggalo?
He just don't care
He might try to put a weave
In his nut hair
Cuz he could give a eff less
What a bitch thinks
He tell her that her butt stinks
And all that

[Violent J]
What is a juggalo?
He drinks like a fish
And then he starts huggin people
Like a drunk bitch
Next thing, he's pickin fights
With his best friends
Then he starts with the huggin again
eff!

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
What is a juggalo?
A rough ridin' lunatic
Somebody with a rope tied to his dick
Then he jumps out a ten-story window
Oh!

[Chorus (2x)]
What is a juggalo?
A juggalo
That's what it is
Well, eff, if I know
What is a juggalo?
I don't know
But I'm down with the clown
And I'm down for life, yo

Southwest? (we juggalos)
Down river? (we juggalos)
Jefferson? (we juggalos)
Fuckin everybody (we juggalos)
I'm that juggalugga locoroni
Get the eff up
Get the eff the out of here

[Violent J]
What is a juggalo?
A dead body
Well, he ain't really dead, but he ain't like
Anybody that you've ever met before
He'll eat monopoly and crap out connect four

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
What is a jug..?
What the eff? Connect four?
Man that crap is whack

[Violent J]
Don't worry about my crap
Just rap [redacted]

What is a juggalo?
He ain't a bitchboy
He'll walk through the hills
And beat down a rich boy
Walks right in the house
When you're having supper
And dip his nuts in your soup, gloop!

[Violent J]
What is a juggalo?
Well, he ain't a phoney
He'll walk up and bust a nut in your macaroni
And watch you sit there
And finish up the last bit
Cuz your a stupid ass dump fuckin idiot

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
What is a juggalo?
He's a graduate
He graduated from....well
At least, he got a job
He's not a dump puts
He works for himself scratching his nuts

[Violent J]
What is a juggalo?
A Hulkamaniac
He powerbombs motherfuckers into thumbtacks
People like him till
They find out he's unstable
He Sabu'd your momma through a coffee table

[Chorus (1x)]

I'm that juggalugga locoroni
Get the eff up
Get the eff the out of here
I'm that juggalugga locoroni
I figured you wouldn't understand

[Chorus (2x)]

Detroit? (we juggalos)
Cleveland? (we juggalos)
St. Louis? (we juggalos)
Everybody? (we juggalos) [3x]
Fuckin everybody? (we juggalos)
Everybody? (we juggalos)
What is a juggalo?

[broXcore]

THE WHOLE WORLD'S GOT 10,000 PEOPLE

[MakeItRain]

The shazbot! is a Juggalo?

From what I can gather they are
1) drug addicts
2) alcoholics
3) stupid
4) They like trains  (they say whoo whoo a lot)
5) And they gather at gatherings

6) anti-social
7) awkward
8) losers
9) usually fat

Did we just describe jtksu?

[jtksu]

The shazbot! is a Juggalo?

From what I can gather they are
1) drug addicts
2) alcoholics
3) stupid
4) They like trains  (they say whoo whoo a lot)
5) And they gather at gatherings

6) anti-social
7) awkward
8) losers
9) usually fat

Did we just describe jtksu?

1) Black.
2) Unemployed.
3) On welfare
4) Cry baby little bitch
5) Owner of a donk
6) Deadbeat daddy to 5 kids from 4 different baby mamas.

Yep, that pretty much sums up MIR.

[michigancat]

The shazbot! is a Juggalo?

From what I can gather they are
1) drug addicts
2) alcoholics
3) stupid
4) They like trains  (they say whoo whoo a lot)
5) And they gather at gatherings

6) anti-social
7) awkward
8) losers
9) usually fat

Did we just describe jtksu?

1) Black.
2) Unemployed.
3) On welfare
4) Cry baby little bitch
5) Owner of a donk
6) Deadbeat daddy to 5 kids from 4 different baby mamas.

Yep, that pretty much sums up MIR.

wish I was shocked to get confirmation that JT is a Juggalo racist.  *sigh*

[jtksu]

The shazbot! is a Juggalo?

From what I can gather they are
1) drug addicts
2) alcoholics
3) stupid
4) They like trains  (they say whoo whoo a lot)
5) And they gather at gatherings

6) anti-social
7) awkward
8) losers
9) usually fat

Did we just describe jtksu?

1) Black.
2) Unemployed.
3) On welfare
4) Cry baby little bitch
5) Owner of a donk
6) Deadbeat daddy to 5 kids from 4 different baby mamas.

Yep, that pretty much sums up MIR.

wish I was shocked to get confirmation that JT is a Juggalo racist.  *sigh*

Not a juggalo, just had to chaperon my bros to a couple concerts. 

[michigancat]

The shazbot! is a Juggalo?

From what I can gather they are
1) drug addicts
2) alcoholics
3) stupid
4) They like trains  (they say whoo whoo a lot)
5) And they gather at gatherings

6) anti-social
7) awkward
8) losers
9) usually fat

Did we just describe jtksu?

1) Black.
2) Unemployed.
3) On welfare
4) Cry baby little bitch
5) Owner of a donk
6) Deadbeat daddy to 5 kids from 4 different baby mamas.

Yep, that pretty much sums up MIR.

wish I was shocked to get confirmation that JT is a Juggalo racist.  *sigh*

Not a juggalo, just had to chaperon my bros to a couple concerts. 

LOL

[OK_Cat]

MODS,

please change the name of this  from "opcat" to "jtksu"

[jtksu]

MODS,

please change the name of this  from "opcat" to "jtksu"

[asava]

MODS,

please change the name of this  from "opcat" to "jtksu"

it can not be undone.

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