I like how you photoshopped his neck to be smaller than it actually is
Dude was so creepy. When I worked at Tubby's he used to stop by a lot so we'd kinda nod and give the what's up or whatever when we saw each other. One night it was one in one out and I gave him the Jason Bennett finger wave and told him he had to wait, which he thought was pretty much the funniest damn joke anyones ever done, like people like him with five stars would ever wait in line with the poor common folk.
Anyways when he came in our conversation was pretty much exactly the same every time.
Me: "what up jb?"
JB: "yo, how it lookin tonight"
Me: "Pretty good"
JB: "where da girls at"
Me: Never really did figure out how to answer that so I'd usually kind of motion in the general direction of the bar or dance floor and say something like "dude... all over".
JB: Now that he knew where da girls at, he'd sort of awkwardly just shuffle off towards wherever and just straight creep the eff out of every girl he could find.
His go to line and pretty much the only thing he'd ever say to a girl was to tell them how beautiful their eyes were. Seriously, ask any girl that's ever met him in a bar. Ol'
JB, what a dude.
