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I would like to know the story of "Fatty"
« on: August 17, 2010, 04:37:50 PM »
Hai guise.

I've been posting over on phog.net since about 2003.  In that time period I've heard probably 200 references to "fatty" whom I assume is "fatty fat fat."  Posters have always been quite cryptic about why the references to fatty, and it has always boggled my mind and I've never gotten a good background story on the guy.  I'm facinated, but still confused.  Please start a campfire so I can gather around it and hear the tall tales of the infamous fatty chronicles.  tia


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Re: I would like to know the story of "Fatty"
« Reply #1 on: August 17, 2010, 04:39:38 PM »
typing "hai guise" should be avoided.
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Re: I would like to know the story of "Fatty"
« Reply #2 on: August 17, 2010, 04:40:29 PM »
Quote from: nicname on August 17, 2010, 04:39:38 PM
typing "hai guise" should be avoided.

But isn't that how gayhawks are supposed to speak?
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Re: I would like to know the story of "Fatty"
« Reply #3 on: August 17, 2010, 04:45:20 PM »
Quote from: billyheisman on August 17, 2010, 04:40:29 PM
Quote from: nicname on August 17, 2010, 04:39:38 PM
typing "hai guise" should be avoided.

But isn't that how gayhawks are supposed to speak?
No. 
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Re: I would like to know the story of "Fatty"
« Reply #4 on: August 17, 2010, 05:13:47 PM »
 :popcorn:  i need this information as well for my goEMAW background documentation.
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Re: I would like to know the story of "Fatty"
« Reply #5 on: August 17, 2010, 05:31:47 PM »
You can pm me directly. Have you ever been to zona rosa?
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Re: I would like to know the story of "Fatty"
« Reply #6 on: August 17, 2010, 05:33:15 PM »
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Re: I would like to know the story of "Fatty"
« Reply #7 on: August 17, 2010, 05:36:26 PM »
fatty is like the ksu version of coolhawks
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Re: I would like to know the story of "Fatty"
« Reply #8 on: August 17, 2010, 05:43:02 PM »
Quote from: chum1 on August 17, 2010, 05:36:26 PM
fatty is like the ksu version of coolhawks

That's too bad.............
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Re: I would like to know the story of "Fatty"
« Reply #9 on: August 17, 2010, 05:43:23 PM »
See fatdamon at kstatefans.com
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Re: I would like to know the story of "Fatty"
« Reply #10 on: August 17, 2010, 05:49:11 PM »
Fatty now has a lucrative job casing airports for some nice Arab businessmen. 
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Re: I would like to know the story of "Fatty"
« Reply #11 on: August 17, 2010, 06:02:43 PM »
fatty is a dear, dear friend to some of us
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Re: I would like to know the story of "Fatty"
« Reply #12 on: August 17, 2010, 06:40:31 PM »
my personal favorite fatty story was when i saw him jogging kind of close to where i live a year or two ago and told him and he responded w/  "guess i'll have to find a new route then".
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Re: I would like to know the story of "Fatty"
« Reply #13 on: August 17, 2010, 07:10:52 PM »
Fatty is the o.g. of getting banned and terrorizing every opposition message board in the universe.  tigerboard?  owns it.  huskerpedia?  banned.  phog?  banned too many times to count, including getting ksu campus permabanned.  GPC?  banned so many times he would try to have heart-to-hearts with fitz at bball games then subsequently burned that bridge several more times.  The original Fitz hater.  We have not yet touched on the video prowess and we should.  The man produced 5 of the finest emaw videos ever seen and in his prime was prodigious and no doubt stoked the creative flames of no less than Poetwarrior and chum1.  He also was a foil for pissclams, chum1, and countless extremely talented others, ms paint work.

The guy is an enigma, he is unstoppable and he is currently laying in wait.  But he will be unleashed.  I am not at liberty to say when, but he will be unleashed.

top 5 fatty emaw vids:

#5  

Unreal.  Ultimate ownage.  Troy Polamalu's 1st page of youtubes forever soiled by fatty's couragous stand for the little guy.

#4   Ain't too proud to beg, LET KSU IN THE NCAA'S!!

A raw emotional number that alluded to the depths of despair that constitute the soul of a dedicated Kansas State Basketball fan.

#3  Kansas State Football - Our Story

Condenses the more opulent "Birth of" in to a 5 minute video.  When we still believed in Ron Prince.  Ultimately some wasted effort here.

#2  ksu is finally good, demolishes ku @ home

redemption.

#1

His opus.  At his best.  u2, stats, game audio and game, local news, espn video clips obsessively compiled, ripped and perfectly placed.  10 minute orgasm.


Your next mission, discover the genius of catlab/chum1

http://www.youtube.com/user/tdj7349#p/u/16/ztBP5WnGqNA
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Re: I would like to know the story of "Fatty"
« Reply #14 on: August 17, 2010, 07:11:31 PM »
Things to know about fatty:

Tennis, Airports, Bay Area cat, used to make ksu cat videos - not actually as fat as his name would imply.

Quote from: Rick Daris on August 17, 2010, 06:40:31 PM
my personal favorite fatty story was when i saw him jogging kind of close to where i live a year or two ago and told him and he responded w/  "guess i'll have to find a new route then".

I remember that thread.

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Re: I would like to know the story of "Fatty"
« Reply #15 on: August 17, 2010, 07:18:23 PM »
Almost picked fatty up from MHK once, but realized later that I had already made plans.  So, I asked waks to do it for me and he did.

My (near) brush with fame.
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Re: I would like to know the story of "Fatty"
« Reply #16 on: August 17, 2010, 07:24:11 PM »
Quote from: Dlew12 on August 17, 2010, 07:18:23 PM
Almost picked fatty up from MHK once, but realized later that I had already made plans.  So, I asked waks to do it for me and he did.

My (near) brush with fame.

kind of similar but not really. i think i might have seen dlew12 riding a yellow scooter over by the pizza hut in westloop last week.
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Re: I would like to know the story of "Fatty"
« Reply #17 on: August 17, 2010, 07:47:16 PM »
Quote from: Mr. KK on August 17, 2010, 07:10:52 PM
Fatty is the o.g. of getting banned and terrorizing every opposition message board in the universe.  tigerboard?  owns it.  huskerpedia?  banned.  phog?  banned too many times to count, including getting ksu campus permabanned.  GPC?  banned so many times he would try to have heart-to-hearts with fitz at bball games then subsequently burned that bridge several more times.  The original Fitz hater.  We have not yet touched on the video prowess and we should.  The man produced 5 of the finest emaw videos ever seen and in his prime was prodigious and no doubt stoked the creative flames of no less than Poetwarrior and chum1.  He also was a foil for pissclams, chum1, and countless extremely talented others, ms paint work.

The guy is an enigma, he is unstoppable and he is currently laying in wait.  But he will be unleashed.  I am not at liberty to say when, but he will be unleashed.

top 5 fatty emaw vids:

#5  

Unreal.  Ultimate ownage.  Troy Polamalu's 1st page of youtubes forever soiled by fatty's couragous stand for the little guy.

#4   Ain't too proud to beg, LET KSU IN THE NCAA'S!!

A raw emotional number that alluded to the depths of despair that constitute the soul of a dedicated Kansas State Basketball fan.

#3  Kansas State Football - Our Story

Condenses the more opulent "Birth of" in to a 5 minute video.  When we still believed in Ron Prince.  Ultimately some wasted effort here.

#2  ksu is finally good, demolishes ku @ home

redemption.

#1

His opus.  At his best.  u2, stats, game audio and game, local news, espn video clips obsessively compiled, ripped and perfectly placed.  10 minute orgasm.


Your next mission, discover the genius of catlab/chum1

http://www.youtube.com/user/tdj7349#p/u/16/ztBP5WnGqNA

I forgot how beautiful fatty's video's are  :cry:

Also how did I miss this? http://www.youtube.com/user/tdj7349#p/u/0/9Y_sk4TVKrI

The ice at the end put it over the top for me.
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Re: I would like to know the story of "Fatty"
« Reply #18 on: August 17, 2010, 08:08:20 PM »
Don't forget having told hornfans.com before the season started that Jordy was going to tear them a new one, to which they replied, "who?"

Then Jordy ripped them a new one.
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Re: I would like to know the story of "Fatty"
« Reply #19 on: August 17, 2010, 08:21:31 PM »
I've met fatty a few times, but only at the OoD.  :fatty:
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Re: I would like to know the story of "Fatty"
« Reply #20 on: August 17, 2010, 08:22:35 PM »
He is dead to me.
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Re: I would like to know the story of "Fatty"
« Reply #21 on: August 17, 2010, 08:31:47 PM »
Quote from: Mr. KK on August 17, 2010, 07:10:52 PM
#2  ksu is finally good, demolishes ku @ home

for me, it's this one from fff and the hockey song one from #1chum.



no offense, 33.
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Re: I would like to know the story of "Fatty"
« Reply #22 on: August 17, 2010, 09:48:12 PM »
Quote from: billyheisman on August 17, 2010, 04:40:29 PM
Quote from: nicname on August 17, 2010, 04:39:38 PM
typing "hai guise" should be avoided.

But isn't that how gayhawks are supposed to speak?

you are/were a much better poster on phog.net.  step your game up & sex your frame up(where is the old avatar?)
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Re: I would like to know the story of "Fatty"
« Reply #23 on: August 17, 2010, 09:50:21 PM »
Quote from: Mr. KK on August 17, 2010, 07:10:52 PM
Fatty is the o.g. of getting banned and terrorizing every opposition message board in the universe.  tigerboard?  owns it.  huskerpedia?  banned.  phog?  banned too many times to count, including getting ksu campus permabanned.  GPC?  banned so many times he would try to have heart-to-hearts with fitz at bball games then subsequently burned that bridge several more times.  The original Fitz hater.  We have not yet touched on the video prowess and we should.  The man produced 5 of the finest emaw videos ever seen and in his prime was prodigious and no doubt stoked the creative flames of no less than Poetwarrior and chum1.  He also was a foil for pissclams, chum1, and countless extremely talented others, ms paint work.

The guy is an enigma, he is unstoppable and he is currently laying in wait.  But he will be unleashed.  I am not at liberty to say when, but he will be unleashed.

top 5 fatty emaw vids:

#5  

Unreal.  Ultimate ownage.  Troy Polamalu's 1st page of youtubes forever soiled by fatty's couragous stand for the little guy.

#4   Ain't too proud to beg, LET KSU IN THE NCAA'S!!

A raw emotional number that alluded to the depths of despair that constitute the soul of a dedicated Kansas State Basketball fan.

#3  Kansas State Football - Our Story

Condenses the more opulent "Birth of" in to a 5 minute video.  When we still believed in Ron Prince.  Ultimately some wasted effort here.

#2  ksu is finally good, demolishes ku @ home

redemption.

#1

His opus.  At his best.  u2, stats, game audio and game, local news, espn video clips obsessively compiled, ripped and perfectly placed.  10 minute orgasm.


Your next mission, discover the genius of catlab/chum1

http://www.youtube.com/user/tdj7349#p/u/16/ztBP5WnGqNA

I personally would have this one in my top 5...

http://www.youtube.com/user/fatty4ksu#p/u/40/f66b0VIGA1w

but you can't go wrong with the ones you listed. Legend.
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Re: I would like to know the story of "Fatty"
« Reply #24 on: August 17, 2010, 09:52:52 PM »
correct me if i am wrong but hasn't fff been bbsing since he was 12 or so?
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