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Moved: How Far Would You Get In Ninja Warrior
« on: August 16, 2010, 03:08:47 PM »
Upon getting G4 I have very much become addicted to Ninja Warrior. These people are insane.

Those courses are ridiculous.  I wouldn't get past the first obstacle most times.

I would get about halfway through the first stage until the warped wall. I got no ups.


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Re: Moved: How Far Would You Get In Ninja Warrior
« Reply #1 on: August 16, 2010, 03:14:02 PM »
never heard of it


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Re: Moved: How Far Would You Get In Ninja Warrior
« Reply #2 on: August 16, 2010, 03:18:26 PM »
Don't know but would love to try.  I always laugh at the guys who can't do the warped wall, but then alot of guys don't make it.

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Re: Moved: How Far Would You Get In Ninja Warrior
« Reply #3 on: August 16, 2010, 03:22:53 PM »
just pulled it up on youtube, show looks sweet.


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Re: Moved: How Far Would You Get In Ninja Warrior
« Reply #4 on: August 16, 2010, 03:25:10 PM »
just pulled it up on youtube, show looks sweet.

It is I watched a marathon the other day and thought about building a course in my back yard to practice all the events they have on there.  Train the little jthutch's so they can some day dominate at Ninja Warrior!
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Re: Moved: How Far Would You Get In Ninja Warrior
« Reply #5 on: August 16, 2010, 03:26:38 PM »
Don't know but would love to try.  I always laugh at the guys who can't do the warped wall, but then alot of guys don't make it.

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i also watched that marathon on saturday. pretty great. the 3rd stage is absolutely nuts.

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Re: Moved: How Far Would You Get In Ninja Warrior
« Reply #6 on: August 16, 2010, 03:29:54 PM »
i'm going to be honest with you guys, i think i would do really well on this show.  considering trying out.


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Re: Moved: How Far Would You Get In Ninja Warrior
« Reply #7 on: August 16, 2010, 03:35:50 PM »
Yeah, it seems like a lot of the guys that should do well flame out on the warped wall.  I love that very rarely someone actually finishes the entire course.

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Re: Moved: How Far Would You Get In Ninja Warrior
« Reply #8 on: August 16, 2010, 03:51:07 PM »
Warped wall looks easy.  Jumping spider looks impossible.

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Re: Moved: How Far Would You Get In Ninja Warrior
« Reply #9 on: August 16, 2010, 04:05:30 PM »
the salmon bars are what look damn near impossible. but the true impossibleness is "the ultimate cliffhanger." absolutely ridic.

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Re: Moved: How Far Would You Get In Ninja Warrior
« Reply #10 on: August 16, 2010, 04:34:55 PM »
I could do the 12 timbers, but then the rest looks dicey, up until the jumping spider which would surely demolish me.
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Re: Moved: How Far Would You Get In Ninja Warrior
« Reply #11 on: August 16, 2010, 11:22:40 PM »
Anyone who is over about 5'6'' and 135 pounds has no chance at beating the third stage of the modern course...I say that because no one over that size has ever beaten the modern course (from what i could find on wiki).
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Re: Moved: How Far Would You Get In Ninja Warrior
« Reply #12 on: August 16, 2010, 11:30:14 PM »
Anyone who is over about 5'6'' and 135 pounds has no chance at beating the third stage of the modern course...I say that because no one over that size has ever beaten the modern course (from what i could find on wiki).

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Re: Moved: How Far Would You Get In Ninja Warrior
« Reply #13 on: August 16, 2010, 11:36:46 PM »
Just discovered G4. I'm a fan of AOTS. Alison  :love: :love: :shy:
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Re: Moved: How Far Would You Get In Ninja Warrior
« Reply #14 on: August 16, 2010, 11:46:08 PM »
I'd probably lose out in the throwing star portion of the pageant.

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Re: Moved: How Far Would You Get In Ninja Warrior
« Reply #15 on: August 17, 2010, 07:36:17 AM »
Anyone who is over about 5'6'' and 135 pounds has no chance at beating the third stage of the modern course...I say that because no one over that size has ever beaten the modern course (from what i could find on wiki).

clams is a shoe in.

:lol:  it's almost like i'm built for this thing, right?  we all have a calling in life, maybe this one is mine?  :dunno:


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Re: Moved: How Far Would You Get In Ninja Warrior
« Reply #16 on: August 17, 2010, 10:38:53 AM »
Anyone who is over about 5'6'' and 135 pounds has no chance at beating the third stage of the modern course...I say that because no one over that size has ever beaten the modern course (from what i could find on wiki).

clams is a shoe in.

:lol:  it's almost like i'm built for this thing, right?  we all have a calling in life, maybe this one is mine?  :dunno:

Yup.  You are a NW proto-type.