:ohno:

[steve dave]

http://gizmodo.com/5611112/surfer-uses-underwater-camera-to-capture-two-great-whites-sizing-him-up

   I am terrified of sharks.  Like, when I'm in hawaii, and am swimming kinda far out, the instant I think shark I have to high tail it to shore.  I freak myself out really easy. 

[Saulbadguy]

I just don't swim in the ocean.  Seems like kind of a waste of time.

[steve dave]

I just don't swim in the ocean.  Seems like kind of a waste of time.

I like to snorkel 

[Johnny Wichita]

Great whites near the nuclear tits?  That's no good.  I still don't know that I fully believe sharks really exist. 

[Saulbadguy]

I just don't swim in the ocean.  Seems like kind of a waste of time.

I like to snorkel 

Again, seems pointless.  Hate that my wife makes me go anywhere near the water.  Would rather just on the beach.

[EllToPay]

True story: Mrs. ETP and I were snorkeling in Maui a couple months ago, and Mrs. ETP had a panic attack when we saw a huge turtle about 5 feet from us. I had to drag her ass back to the shore.

[pissclams]

That's awesome.  I'll be surfing in Malibu in October, hope I don't get   by that shark.

[steve dave]

ya, I think I'm taking surf lessons next spring.  They don't have great whites in Hawaii but do have Tiger Sharks that will eat your face off.

[pissclams]

ya, I think I'm taking surf lessons next spring.  They don't have great whites in Hawaii but do have Tiger Sharks that will eat your face off.

ya they do, rare but they're there.  this is from last week-
http://www.hawaiinewsnow.com/Global/story.asp?s=4444752

['taterblast]

was in the ocean recently. glad i managed to avoid these frackers.

[john "teach me how to" dougie]

Those Great Whites were hanging out there looking for more dead whale carcass they hauled off the shore a few weeks earlier. Must be good stuff.

[pissclams]

Those Great Whites were hanging out there looking for more dead whale carcass they hauled off the shore a few weeks earlier. Must be good stuff.

what area are you from?

[john "teach me how to" dougie]

Those Great Whites were hanging out there looking for more dead whale carcass they hauled off the shore a few weeks earlier. Must be good stuff.

what area are you from?

North San Diego

[steve dave]

ya, I think I'm taking surf lessons next spring.  They don't have great whites in Hawaii but do have Tiger Sharks that will eat your face off.

ya they do, rare but they're there.  this is from last week-
http://www.hawaiinewsnow.com/Global/story.asp?s=4444752

A group monitoring whales off Kona on Monday photographed a 14 footer.

[CNS]

 

[kougar24]

That's awesome.  I'll be surfing in Malibu in October, hope I don't get  by that shark.

Sharks can operate chainsaws? Seems unlikely, I might have to snopes that.

[hemmy]

Do you think if he crap his pants that would provoke the shark to bite?

[pissclams]

Do you think if he crap his pants that would provoke the shark to bite?

sharks don't wear pants

[pissclams]

Read THE WHITE SHARK KAYAK STORY found here-
http://www.thomaspeschak.com/kayak-great-white-sharks-/