Lightning struck the 80 ft Norway Spruce in my front yard on Saturday night, then jumped to my house blowing up my entire chimney and erupted through the walls of our bedroom, showering myself, my wife and our four-week-old son with plaster and sparking fragments of lathe.
Woke up with my ears ringing to a battery-powered-night-light-lit hellscape with no idea what was going on or what to do. Assessed the situation quickly, was fairly certain the shake shingle roof was on fire, evacuated wife and baby, called 911. FD arrived inspected the house, no fire (the "smoke" was actually just plaster dust) but the roof is gouged and covered in brick, all sorts of ceiling and wall damage, and there are multiple widow-makers dangling from the tree.
It was super

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when I was able to go back upstairs. There was all sorts of debris in my son's crib and a couple of burn marks on his crib sheet and on his swaddle. He's fine. There was a huge singe in the carpet next to my wife's side of the bed and a chunk of metal in the sheets where I was sleeping.
Any tips regarding home-owners insurance claims and tree removal services would be greatly appreciated.
Also, feel free to submit non-baseball-bat ideas for the lumber. I was thinking of a sea plane, but what about whittling out a college basketball coach? THE SPRUCE oscar!!!