We've located the problem some of you are having. If you have recently visited some really illegal pr0n sites the government has attached a tracking worm to your PC. If you get this database error you've been recorded in the govt. database that is watching you. Our software is conflicting with their program and causing these errors. I'm assuming it's only the very weirdest of you having this problem so we aren't going to work on it anymore. Enjoy federal prison freakos.
