Someone break it to Havs that corn is pretty much worthless and you can only feed your chickens with it while wheat is basically gold that grows from our lucious prairie.
for bball farmageddon i'm raising up a pig. when he gets to 60 lbs (my throwing max), i'm going to kill him, split his carcass down to the stomach, then rip the stomach a little. point is, when i throw him down onto the court, his stomach should tear completely open sending half-digested corn all across the court.
should be even funnier if wheat prices are still sky high and corn in the dumps.
