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Offline 06wildcat

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Office swag
« on: August 04, 2010, 09:08:40 PM »
What's the best office gift you've ever received, outside of banging interns on the copy machine during the Christmas party of course.

Got a super elite umbrella today at work. :users:


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Offline Gooch

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Re: Office swag
« Reply #1 on: August 04, 2010, 09:09:39 PM »
Trip to Vegas to drive a NASCAR.  :driving:
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Re: Office swag
« Reply #2 on: August 04, 2010, 10:34:53 PM »
Years ago, we got the skybox for an evening session @ the NBC tournament.  House of Schwanns skybox.  All the free beer you want.
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Re: Office swag
« Reply #3 on: August 04, 2010, 10:37:13 PM »
Was invited to Canada to fish in the middle of no where for a week.  Boss made me turn it down.  Stupid ethics guidelines.   :curse:
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Re: Office swag
« Reply #4 on: August 04, 2010, 11:34:27 PM »
Holiday Bowl fleece, Holiday Bowl pin, MAD leftover rich-people-in-the-suites booze to take back to Kansas with me after the game/internship was over. 

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Re: Office swag
« Reply #5 on: August 04, 2010, 11:34:43 PM »
Forgot to add:

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Re: Office swag
« Reply #6 on: August 05, 2010, 12:26:12 PM »
I'm fortunate.  I once got a $400 ipod in a Yankee Swap for Christmas.  The cool part - there was supposedly a $20 limit for gifts.
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Re: Office swag
« Reply #7 on: August 05, 2010, 12:30:00 PM »
I got all expenses (outside of gambling) trips to Vegas and Hawaii a couple years ago
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Re: Office swag
« Reply #8 on: August 05, 2010, 12:32:16 PM »
also won a tv in a work drawing we had to boost employee morale or some crap and I wasn't even in the office that day.  someone called me and told me and I thought they were joking. 
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Re: Office swag
« Reply #9 on: August 05, 2010, 12:50:16 PM »
I got a lanyard, an ID Badge, and a Cup.
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Re: Office swag
« Reply #10 on: August 05, 2010, 02:23:03 PM »
Bag clip, cup, mug, pen, laptop.
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Re: Office swag
« Reply #11 on: August 05, 2010, 02:31:21 PM »
Quote from: Mr. KK on August 05, 2010, 02:23:03 PM
Bag clip, cup, mug, pen, laptop.

Laptop is most likely something they will take away when you leave.  Hold tight to that mug.
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Re: Office swag
« Reply #12 on: August 05, 2010, 03:00:05 PM »
two slabs of Rendezvous ribs w/ sauces and rubs for my superior phone tech support from a customer.   Love me some Rendezvous.   :gocho:

5 yr anniversary was a pick'em from a whole bunch of stuffs, chose the ultralight open reel, graphite rod and backpack setup with lure trays and extras. 
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Re: Office swag
« Reply #13 on: August 05, 2010, 03:19:12 PM »
I got a very nice two-piece luggage set(the wheel on type of carry on).  Works great for the two to three day trips.

Other than that, I permanently borrowed a nice Canon scanner when I quit my first job.
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Re: Office swag
« Reply #14 on: August 05, 2010, 05:09:04 PM »
Quote from: CNS Casey on August 05, 2010, 03:19:12 PM
I got a very nice two-piece luggage set(the wheel on type of carry on).  Works great for the two to three day trips.

oh, ya, got a carry on rolly bag but it was kinda crap
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Re: Office swag
« Reply #15 on: August 05, 2010, 05:52:04 PM »
Quote from: Mr. KK on August 05, 2010, 02:23:03 PM
Bag clip, cup, mug, pen, laptop.
Pretty much the same for me. But I also got one of those trendy metal water bottles that make the water taste like you are licking a battery.
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Re: Office swag
« Reply #16 on: August 05, 2010, 08:32:34 PM »
a 10k raise.
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Re: Office swag
« Reply #17 on: August 06, 2010, 08:58:26 AM »
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Re: Office swag
« Reply #18 on: August 06, 2010, 10:02:06 AM »
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Re: Office swag
« Reply #19 on: August 06, 2010, 11:05:14 AM »
In the 4 years at my current job:

regular coffee mug (used as a pen holder)
insulated beverage cup (that I use for coffee everyday)
polo shirt w/ company logo
couple of t shirts w/ company logo
hat w/ company logo
sexual relations with one girl in my department
choice of small, free food gift pack every Christmas

So in other words....... :flush:
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Re: Office swag
« Reply #20 on: August 06, 2010, 11:14:02 AM »
Quote from: Brock Landers on August 06, 2010, 11:05:14 AM
In the 4 years at my current job:

regular coffee mug (used as a pen holder)
insulated beverage cup (that I use for coffee everyday)
polo shirt w/ company logo
couple of t shirts w/ company logo
hat w/ company logo
sexual relations with one girl in my department
choice of small, free food gift pack every Christmas

So in other words....... :flush:

Oh well if we are adding company clothes then I clearly win.  Company Jacket, multiple polos.
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Offline Ghost of Stan Parrish

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Re: Office swag
« Reply #21 on: August 06, 2010, 11:40:45 AM »
Current job gives nothing.

Prior job gave out a bunch of trinkets: gym bag, mug, brass compass, stocking cap, nice umbrellas, beach towel, etc.  But the real benefits were swanky holiday parties, first class international travel and frequent expensed meals.  (Also, they blatantly hired only attractive girls for support staff.)
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Re: Office swag
« Reply #22 on: August 06, 2010, 12:18:55 PM »
Quote from: Ghost of Stan Parrish on August 06, 2010, 11:40:45 AM
brass compass

wait, back it up a second.  pics?
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Re: Office swag
« Reply #23 on: August 06, 2010, 12:23:18 PM »
Quote from: Ghost of Stan Parrish on August 06, 2010, 11:40:45 AM
Current job gives nothing.

Prior job gave out a bunch of trinkets: gym bag, mug, brass compass, stocking cap, nice umbrellas, beach towel, etc.  But the real benefits were swanky holiday parties, first class international travel and frequent expensed meals.  (Also, they blatantly hired only attractive girls for support staff.)

Sucks that you got fired from your last job, bro.
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Re: Office swag
« Reply #24 on: August 06, 2010, 12:43:33 PM »
Quote from: Pete on August 06, 2010, 12:23:18 PM
Quote from: Ghost of Stan Parrish on August 06, 2010, 11:40:45 AM
Current job gives nothing.

Prior job gave out a bunch of trinkets: gym bag, mug, brass compass, stocking cap, nice umbrellas, beach towel, etc.  But the real benefits were swanky holiday parties, first class international travel and frequent expensed meals.  (Also, they blatantly hired only attractive girls for support staff.)

Sucks that you got fired from your last job, bro.

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