What is Heaven like?

[yoga-like_abana]

anyone read lovely bones, yeah haha y-l_a is gay for reading lovely bones, get it out of your system jerks.

anyways I would prefer heaven to be as they describe it, a custom place for each person.

[KITNfury]

anyone read lovely bones, yeah haha y-l_a is gay for reading lovely bones, get it out of your system jerks.

anyways I would prefer heaven to be as they describe it, a custom place for each person.

I agree. Strangely enough, my heaven would be similar to a suicide bombers jihadist's.

[Benja]

I feel like heaven will be like a combo of two of my favorite things; taking a real nice crap and blowjobs.

So I figure hey, God loves me right? I bet he could hook this up no problem. So there I'll be, up there just chillin' in heaven, riding around on my little cloud just straight gettin BJ's and takin' dumps all day long. Dumps and blowies forever and ever.

No wiping or spitters in heaven, bro's. 

[stunz]

I feel like heaven will be like a combo of two of my favorite things; taking a real nice crap and blowjobs.

So I figure hey, God loves me right? I bet he could hook this up no problem. So there I'll be, up there just chillin' in heaven, riding around on my little cloud just straight gettin BJ's and takin' dumps all day long. Dumps and blowies forever and ever.

No wiping or spitters in heaven, bro's. 

do you think angels would be down for anal action?

[Benja]

I feel like heaven will be like a combo of two of my favorite things; taking a real nice crap and blowjobs.

So I figure hey, God loves me right? I bet he could hook this up no problem. So there I'll be, up there just chillin' in heaven, riding around on my little cloud just straight gettin BJ's and takin' dumps all day long. Dumps and blowies forever and ever.

No wiping or spitters in heaven, bro's. 

do you think angels would be down for anal action?

They love it stunz. LOVE it.

[PoetWarrior]

The only thing you need to know, initially, about heaven and hell, is that they should be taken extremely seriously.

We are eternal. All of us.

[steve dave]

The only thing you need to know, initially, about heaven and hell, is that they should be taken extremely seriously.

We are eternal. All of us.

It's a red hot poker and fiery coals in the ass for you too.  sorry. 

[Pete]

The only thing you need to know, initially, about heaven and hell, is that they should be taken extremely seriously.

We are eternal. All of us.

It's a red hot poker and fiery coals in the ass for you too.  sorry. 

Martin Luther Steve is really on his high horse isn't he.     Hey Steve, shouldn't you be nailing your theses to a door someplace?

[nicname]

I think it's a lot like that katy perry video.

[AlwaysEMAW]

The only thing you need to know, initially, about heaven and hell, is that they should be taken extremely seriously.

We are eternal. All of us.

It's a red hot poker and fiery coals in the ass for you too.  sorry. 

Hey Satan, can't wait til you're thrown back to hell forever. You've always been a real bad person

[Geezer]

Will Sarah Palin be there?

[ChiComCat]

I wish The Universe would start an OFFICIAL Heaven Thread for our questions. I'm really confused!

I think I can answer all of these.  It's red hot coals in the ass and firey pokers for you fwiw

but, Bible says God loves ALL his children?

Still worried about animals too

The bible also says that only about 300,000 people get into heaven total.  And they're all jews.  And none of them are animals iirc.  So, yeah, it's fiery pokers and red hot coals in the asses of everyone here.  It's the bible bro, you can't change it now.

You kids have fun with the fire pokers.  I got an inside source that is getting me in.  Also, she said Heaven is sitting about 299,987 right now, so competition is pretty thick for the last 12 spots (actually 299,985 but Tannoudji and I are locked in for 2 of them  )

[TBL]

John 14:6 Jesus said to him, "I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through Me.

[Saulbadguy]

John 14:6 Jesus said to him, "I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through Me.

lol

[yoga-like_abana]

Whos nervous about meeting St. Peter?

[TBL]

Whos nervous about meeting St. Peter?

Catholic myth.

[Benja]

Ezekiel 23:19-20:  "Yet she increased her prostitution, remembering the days of her youth when she engaged in prostitution in the land of Egypt. She lusted after their genitals as large as those of donkeys, and their seminal emission was as strong as that of stallions."

Deuteronomy 25:11-12:  "If two men, a man and his countryman, are struggling together, and the wife of one comes near to deliver her husband from the hand of the one who is striking him, and puts out her hand and seizes his genitals, then you shall cut off her hand; you shall not show pity."

Deuteronomy 23:1:   "No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord."

[steve dave]

[bubbles4ksu]

Can we talk about Hell here?

Are there levels of Hell? I hope so. I'm going to feel terrible if I'm next to Ghandi and my A-pounding is no worse than his. 

[Dr Rick Daris]

Can we talk about Hell here?

Are there levels of Hell? I hope so. I'm going to feel terrible if I'm next to Ghandi and my A-pounding is no worse than his. 

yes, we can talk about it and it's full of nothing but amputees

http://whywontgodhealamputees.com/

[TBL]

Can we talk about Hell here?

Are there levels of Hell? I hope so. I'm going to feel terrible if I'm next to Ghandi and my A-pounding is no worse than his. 

yes, we can talk about it and it's full of nothing but amputees

http://whywontgodhealamputees.com/

Just ungrateful ones, RD, just ungrateful ones.

[bubbles4ksu]

Can we talk about Hell here?

Are there levels of Hell? I hope so. I'm going to feel terrible if I'm next to Ghandi and my A-pounding is no worse than his. 

yes, we can talk about it and it's full of nothing but amputees

http://whywontgodhealamputees.com/

Just ungrateful ones, RD, just ungrateful ones.

I think Thin Blue Line is serious about this. TBL are u serious about Heaven and doing what is neccessary to get there?

[CNS]

Deuteronomy 23:1:   "No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord."

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This one really makes me wonder.  Why does god care in I have my junk intact?  What plans does he have for it?

Really makes me think that many have the wrong idea of what goes on in there.

If you find yourself outside the gate and hear It's Raining Men, turn around slowly and quietly look for the other door.

[Benja]

If you find yourself outside the gate and hear It's Raining Men, turn around slowly and quietly look for the other door.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/826914/

[TBL]

Can we talk about Hell here?

Are there levels of Hell? I hope so. I'm going to feel terrible if I'm next to Ghandi and my A-pounding is no worse than his. 

yes, we can talk about it and it's full of nothing but amputees

http://whywontgodhealamputees.com/

Just ungrateful ones, RD, just ungrateful ones.

I think Thin Blue Line is serious about this. TBL are u serious about Heaven and doing what is neccessary to get there?

Already did the asking several years ago. Everything else is just trying to live up to it.