Etiquette Lessons

[sys]

Sometimes i get self conscious about having my off eating arm on the table. I get real caught up in the food, that i forget. I usually look around to see what others are doing.

that's a real tough one.  i've given up myself.

[Poster formerly known as jthutch]

Fore armcan rest on the table casually but not the elbow.  Best to leave off eating hand in lap though. 

[CHONGS]

Fore armcan rest on the table casually but not the elbow.  Best to leave off eating hand in lap though. 

For truth, bad earth wire no touch bad bad.  Prepare happy good unit in enjoyable fashion why not?

[DILLIGAF]

There is a reason that salt comes in one container, pepper in another.   They are intended to go about the food spicing separately, and then hang out together during off hours.   

[The1BigWillie]

If you pass them both to me when I only ask for the pepper I will bean you in the fracking head with the salt.  Superfluous.

I like SkinnyBenny.

[RonLongshaft]

people that bite the fork, when you can hear the fork scrape through the teeth as they pull it out 

chewing with mouth open

people that have a very audible yawn 

people that drag their feet 

[treysolid]

people that have a very audible yawn 

OH IM SO SORRY THAT AIR PASSES OVER MY VOCAL CORDS WHEN I PERFORM A rough ridin' INVOLUNTARY FUNCTION.  ASSHAT.

[RonLongshaft]

people that have a very audible yawn 

OH IM SO SORRY THAT AIR PASSES OVER MY VOCAL CORDS WHEN I PERFORM A rough ridin' INVOLUNTARY FUNCTION.  ASSHAT.

i dont mean a typical yawn ass hat! I mean the yawn plus the AAAHHHH HHHHHAAAAAWWWWW  OHHHHHAAAAA so everyone in the fing room knows you just yawned and for some damn reason your tired

[Cire]

Has overly loud sneezes been mentioned?

[jtksu]

Not sure how an involuntary action can be seen as poor etiquette.

[BigCat]

Public flatulence/belching. Let freedom ring when you're alone but for God's sake let's keep the air and noise pollution to a minimum when in in social settings.

Also, if your baby starts crying, leave the fracking room IMMEDIATELY.

[BigCat]

Not sure how an involuntary action can be seen as poor etiquette.

Because there are ways to make sneezing/yawning/belching/farting nearly or totally inaudible. It's poor form to walk around sounding like a whoopee cushion. Human bodily functions are among the grossest things in the animal kingdom, and we've been given the capacity by our creator to stifle the noises produced by those processes. Do it.

[kitten_mittons]

Public flatulence/belching. Let freedom ring when you're alone but for God's sake let's keep the air and noise pollution to a minimum when in in social settings.

Also, if you baby starts crying, leave the fracking room IMMEDIATELY.

Yeah, leave someone else to deal with the baby.

[BigCat]

Along this line of thought, why we do cover bathrooms in materials that turn them into echo chambers? Shouldn't there be acoustic baffling of some type in there so that ppl's personal moments aren't magnified by 20 dB?

[BigCat]

Public flatulence/belching. Let freedom ring when you're alone but for God's sake let's keep the air and noise pollution to a minimum when in in social settings.

Also, if you baby starts crying, leave the fracking room IMMEDIATELY.

Yeah, leave someone else to deal with the baby.

 

[jtksu]

I have the ability to decide when I burp and fart, do you not?  Cause I was referring to yawns and sneezes, which are nowhere near as gross.

[BigCat]

I have the ability to decide when I burp and fart, do you not?

Congrats on being superhuman, must be incred

[TBL]

In college, a couple of friends and I saw a girl from our department cutting her toenails at the bar during happy hour. In my top five grossest things seen at a bar. 

complete list please.....

5. Used condom on the floor
4. Toenail cutting incident
3. Overflowing toilet with identifiable...stuff...all over
2. Used tampon on the floor, no toilet paper or anything
1. Explosive diarrhea on floor, toilet, and wall

You've seen it, you can't un-see it.

I would imagine that #'s 2 and 5 went together.

[RonLongshaft]

unless you're just a complete rough ridin' Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) you can yawn with no more than just the sound of a deep breath

[Poster formerly known as jthutch]

Knew a guy who blew out a blood vessel in his eye trying to hold back a sneeze 

[TBL]

Knew a guy who blew out a blood vessel in his eye trying to hold back a sneeze 

Yes, it's quite disgusting and very poor etiquette.

[stunz]

In college, a couple of friends and I saw a girl from our department cutting her toenails at the bar during happy hour. In my top five grossest things seen at a bar. 

complete list please.....

5. Used condom on the floor
4. Toenail cutting incident
3. Overflowing toilet with identifiable...stuff...all over
2. Used tampon on the floor, no toilet paper or anything
1. Explosive diarrhea on floor, toilet, and wall

You've seen it, you can't un-see it.

I would imagine that #'s 2 and 5 went together.

oh snap, in grade school i walked into the bathroom to find that someone had smeared their own crap all over the wall.

 

that smell...i will never forget that smell.

talk about bad etiquette

[1/64th]

What are your thoughts on public vomitting?