Wish I could carry a purse

[_33]

I really hate having a bunch of stuff in my pockets.  I really hate it.  There is no better feeling than getting home and emptying the contents of your pockets onto the kitchen table.  It makes me feel like the weight of the world has just been removed from my shoulders.  I was about to get a "Man's Bag" but then I saw that Miller Lite commercial and decided not to do it yet.  Any guys on here carry some sort of "carry-all" successfully?

[steve dave]

Agree 100% on the bag thing and the anti-full-pockets thing.  Not really phased by a miller lite commercial though.  Only thing holding me back is finding the right bag. 

[hemmy]

Agree 0%.  Would hate the have to actually bring stuff with me - phone, wallet, keys is all I need.

[steve dave]

Agree 0%.  Would hate the have to actually bring stuff with me - phone, wallet, keys is all I need.

That's too much stuff for my pockets right there

[_33]

Agree 100% on the bag thing and the anti-full-pockets thing.  Not really phased by a miller lite commercial though.  Only thing holding me back is finding the right bag. 

I wish I didn't care what people thought and could just do it.  I don't want people to be mean to me though.

[pissclams]

get a good laptop briefcase

[_33]

get a good laptop briefcase

Have one that I take to work.  But you can't take a laptop briefcase to go to a restaurant, or the grocery store, or other places that aren't work related.

[ew2x4]

I have zero problem with this. Stop wearing girls jeans maybe?

[pissclams]

wtf are you carrying in your pockets? 

key's can go on this, clip it to your back beltloop and put the keys themselves in you back pocket, you won't know they're there.
http://www.coach.com/online/handbags/ProductDetailWrapperView?storeId=10551&catalogId=10051&langId=-1&partNumber=92354&langId=-1&storeId=10551&storeId=10551&catalogId=10051&cid=SFYa0481&bannerCode=SFYa0481&viewTaskName=COABannerCodeDirectorCmd

phone?  carry it

wallet?  downsize to credit card money clip

there's no excuse for any man to carry any thing else.  sorry, there's just not.

[_33]

wtf are you carrying in your pockets? 

key's can go on this, clip it to your back beltloop and put the keys themselves in you back pocket, you won't know they're there.
http://www.coach.com/online/handbags/ProductDetailWrapperView?storeId=10551&catalogId=10051&langId=-1&partNumber=92354&langId=-1&storeId=10551&storeId=10551&catalogId=10051&cid=SFYa0481&bannerCode=SFYa0481&viewTaskName=COABannerCodeDirectorCmd

phone?  carry it

wallet?  downsize to credit card money clip

there's no excuse for any man to carry any thing else.  sorry, there's just not.

What about a pack of gum?  Or sunglasses?

Also, don't want to put sharp, jagged pieces of metal into my back pocket to sit on.

[sys]

get a good laptop briefcase

Have one that I take to work.  But you can't take a laptop briefcase to go to a restaurant, or the grocery store, or other places that aren't work related.

laptop case is fine for most appys.  also, make gf carry your stuff any time you can.  combined, that takes care of 95% of issues.

[Trim]

Agree 0%.  Would hate the have to actually bring stuff with me - phone, wallet, keys is all I need.

That's too much stuff for my pockets right there

Get a smaller phone.

[Tobias]

Absolutely hate stuff in my pockets as well - the trinity of phone/wallet/keys is too much for me.  The Costanza wallet does NOT help matters.  Fall and winter are my favorite because jackets = socially acceptable purses that keep you warm.

[jtksu]

wtf are you carrying in your pockets? 

key's can go on this, clip it to your back beltloop and put the keys themselves in you back pocket, you won't know they're there.
http://www.coach.com/online/handbags/ProductDetailWrapperView?storeId=10551&catalogId=10051&langId=-1&partNumber=92354&langId=-1&storeId=10551&storeId=10551&catalogId=10051&cid=SFYa0481&bannerCode=SFYa0481&viewTaskName=COABannerCodeDirectorCmd

phone?  carry it

wallet?  downsize to credit card money clip

there's no excuse for any man to carry any thing else.  sorry, there's just not.

Besides the whole sitting on your keys and most likely tearing holes in your pants thing, looks way too much like these douche bag accessories: 

[Stevesie60]

This tool figured it out.



You can carry anything!! And you can even take it into restaurants without feeling awkward!!

[jtksu]

Absolutely hate stuff in my pockets as well - the trinity of phone/wallet/keys is too much for me.  The Costanza wallet does NOT help matters.  Fall and winter are my favorite because jackets = socially acceptable purses that keep you warm.

Take most of that crap out of your wallet dude, you don't need to carry much of anything 24/7, and buy a smaller wallet.  Keys in one front pocket, phone in the other, and a slim wallet in a back pocket.  Unless you're wearing some skinny jeans, there's no way that's too much stuff.

[TBL]

Don't forget one of these. Artillery and mags really take up some room.

[jtksu]

This tool figured it out.



You can carry anything!! And you can even take it into restaurants without feeling awkward as long as you don't mind looking like a (I'm too stupid to find a better word than gay) Bobby Flay!!

FYP, pussy.

[Stevesie60]

Or a satchel?

[pissclams]

wtf are you carrying in your pockets? 

key's can go on this, clip it to your back beltloop and put the keys themselves in you back pocket, you won't know they're there.
http://www.coach.com/online/handbags/ProductDetailWrapperView?storeId=10551&catalogId=10051&langId=-1&partNumber=92354&langId=-1&storeId=10551&storeId=10551&catalogId=10051&cid=SFYa0481&bannerCode=SFYa0481&viewTaskName=COABannerCodeDirectorCmd

phone?  carry it

wallet?  downsize to credit card money clip

there's no excuse for any man to carry any thing else.  sorry, there's just not.

What about a pack of gum?  Or sunglasses?

Also, don't want to put sharp, jagged pieces of metal into my back pocket to sit on.

you carry packs of gum with you?  dumb.  sunglasses go on your head when not on your face.  the keys in your back pocket aren't noticeable, i've been doing it for 10 years, they sit high in your pocket.  that about covers it, dumbass.

[TBL]

And for those that don't like anything over the shoulder. I hear they're making a come back.

[Stevesie60]

And for those that don't like anything over the shoulder. I hear they're making a come back.

The answer is so clear now.

[jtksu]

wtf are you carrying in your pockets? 

key's can go on this, clip it to your back beltloop and put the keys themselves in you back pocket, you won't know they're there.
http://www.coach.com/online/handbags/ProductDetailWrapperView?storeId=10551&catalogId=10051&langId=-1&partNumber=92354&langId=-1&storeId=10551&storeId=10551&catalogId=10051&cid=SFYa0481&bannerCode=SFYa0481&viewTaskName=COABannerCodeDirectorCmd

phone?  carry it

wallet?  downsize to credit card money clip

there's no excuse for any man to carry any thing else.  sorry, there's just not.

What about a pack of gum?  Or sunglasses?

Also, don't want to put sharp, jagged pieces of metal into my back pocket to sit on.

you carry packs of gum with you?  dumb.  sunglasses go on your head when not on your face.  the keys in your back pocket aren't noticeable, i've been doing it for 10 years, they sit high in your pocket.  that about covers it, dumbass.

Like these badasses?

[pissclams]

wtf are you carrying in your pockets? 

key's can go on this, clip it to your back beltloop and put the keys themselves in you back pocket, you won't know they're there.
http://www.coach.com/online/handbags/ProductDetailWrapperView?storeId=10551&catalogId=10051&langId=-1&partNumber=92354&langId=-1&storeId=10551&storeId=10551&catalogId=10051&cid=SFYa0481&bannerCode=SFYa0481&viewTaskName=COABannerCodeDirectorCmd

phone?  carry it

wallet?  downsize to credit card money clip

there's no excuse for any man to carry any thing else.  sorry, there's just not.

What about a pack of gum?  Or sunglasses?

Also, don't want to put sharp, jagged pieces of metal into my back pocket to sit on.

you carry packs of gum with you?  dumb. sunglasses go on your head when not on your face.  the keys in your back pocket aren't noticeable, i've been doing it for 10 years, they sit high in your pocket.  that about covers it, dumbass.

Like these badasses?

no. 

[_33]

wtf are you carrying in your pockets? 

key's can go on this, clip it to your back beltloop and put the keys themselves in you back pocket, you won't know they're there.
http://www.coach.com/online/handbags/ProductDetailWrapperView?storeId=10551&catalogId=10051&langId=-1&partNumber=92354&langId=-1&storeId=10551&storeId=10551&catalogId=10051&cid=SFYa0481&bannerCode=SFYa0481&viewTaskName=COABannerCodeDirectorCmd

phone?  carry it

wallet?  downsize to credit card money clip

there's no excuse for any man to carry any thing else.  sorry, there's just not.

What about a pack of gum?  Or sunglasses?

Also, don't want to put sharp, jagged pieces of metal into my back pocket to sit on.

you carry packs of gum with you?  dumb.  sunglasses go on your head when not on your face.  the keys in your back pocket aren't noticeable, i've been doing it for 10 years, they sit high in your pocket.  that about covers it, dumbass.

Yeah, I like gum.  And I'm not going to clip my keys to my belt loop.  Sounds like something only a total dumbass would do.