big things that would result in a full-on dick flopping double high five:
-tamba gets a signature tomahawk chop sack-fumble, recovered by dontari who somehow rumbles 30 yards for a touchdown
-kelce hurdles somebody on his way to a first down
-brady overthrows edelman, who gets hit by peters anyway, and the way they fall to the ground, peters' dong is like, right in edelman's face