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Re: yard animals
« Reply #25 on: July 25, 2010, 03:29:02 PM »
eff me fellas. i just went out and checked and he's not there anymore. i suppose the mini bunny prob came back and got him in the middle of the night or something. mods?

if it'd been the mini rabbit, he'd be there trapped, right?  so it had to have been a full sizer.


tough luck.  get another mini frog and try again?
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Re: yard animals
« Reply #26 on: July 25, 2010, 03:57:24 PM »
eff me fellas. i just went out and checked and he's not there anymore. i suppose the mini bunny prob came back and got him in the middle of the night or something. mods?

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Re: yard animals
« Reply #27 on: July 25, 2010, 04:14:48 PM »
fracking animal planet in my backyard. have a window well and a little bunny was stuck down there today. thought about grabbing him and skinning him and starting a fire with a camera lense like they did on the kody/army guy survival guy show to cook him. then thought i'd just grab him and let him out. would his parents take him back though? he'd smell all human and stuff. took a sierra nevada pale ale twelve pak box and forced him to jump in and them picked the box up and put it in the yard and let him out.

w/in the last year i've had frog(s), snake(s), a mouse, a hamsteresque type creature, and now a baby bunny down there. i asked bsac if he'd purchase a weatherproof camera out of the site profits and we could stream animal type footage for the site. haven't heard back. thoughts? ideas? suggestions?

 :surprised: I had a mini-bunny that got trapped in my window well too, and I've got pictures, I was just thinking about breaking it's lil mini-bunny neck and tossing it in the weeds but my heart is just too big, and I was worried about the smell of a human, mommy-bunny not taking it back thing too, but I just put on a leather glove and picked him up and put him in the weeds. I've also had 2 mice down there, but I just beat the hullabaloo out of them with a shovel (call me bear grylls) and threw their dead bodies into the undeveloped lot next to my house. Was thinking about buying a plastic cover thing so I don't have to worry about stupid animals getting stuck down there.

And bro you do NOT want moles they will make all kinds of bumps in your yard and you'll have to put out mole killin traps, just kill the thing, (I would recommend a shovel)
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Re: yard animals
« Reply #28 on: July 25, 2010, 08:55:07 PM »
Rick Daris, do you own a BB gun or pellet rifle of some sort?  One time a frog got stuck in one of those window well things at my friends house.  Well anyway, my friend got his BB gun and loaded, like, 10 BB's into the chamber and pumped a crap load of times.  Shot it through the head, killing it instantly.  I felt kind of bad but pretended like I thought it was awesome and stuff.

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Re: yard animals
« Reply #29 on: July 25, 2010, 09:01:20 PM »
Rick Daris, do you own a BB gun or pellet rifle of some sort?  One time a frog got stuck in one of those window well things at my friends house.  Well anyway, my friend got his BB gun and loaded, like, 10 BB's into the chamber and pumped a crap load of times.  Shot it through the head, killing it instantly.  I felt kind of bad but pretended like I thought it was awesome and stuff.

re pellet gun: i think i might. not 100%. when i was little i had one and i shot a cardinal (red bird) in my backyard and it was all half dead freaking out on the ground and then i went and shot it a couple of more times to kill it cause i felt bad about it freaking out and all. decided then that i'd never kill another animal on purpose. obviously spiders, bugs and other non amimals don't really count.

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Re: yard animals
« Reply #30 on: July 26, 2010, 12:05:29 AM »
I've also had 2 mice down there, but I just beat the hullabaloo out of them with a shovel (call me bear grylls) and threw their dead bodies into the undeveloped lot next to my house.

are you in some sort of satanic cult or something?
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Re: yard animals
« Reply #31 on: July 26, 2010, 12:35:23 AM »
Rick Daris, do you own a BB gun or pellet rifle of some sort?  One time a frog got stuck in one of those window well things at my friends house.  Well anyway, my friend got his BB gun and loaded, like, 10 BB's into the chamber and pumped a crap load of times.  Shot it through the head, killing it instantly.  I felt kind of bad but pretended like I thought it was awesome and stuff.

re pellet gun: i think i might. not 100%. when i was little i had one and i shot a cardinal (red bird) in my backyard and it was all half dead freaking out on the ground and then i went and shot it a couple of more times to kill it cause i felt bad about it freaking out and all. decided then that i'd never kill another animal on purpose. obviously spiders, bugs and other non amimals don't really count.

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Re: yard animals
« Reply #32 on: July 26, 2010, 07:53:49 AM »
Rick Daris, do you own a BB gun or pellet rifle of some sort?  One time a frog got stuck in one of those window well things at my friends house.  Well anyway, my friend got his BB gun and loaded, like, 10 BB's into the chamber and pumped a crap load of times.  Shot it through the head, killing it instantly.  I felt kind of bad but pretended like I thought it was awesome and stuff.

re pellet gun: i think i might. not 100%. when i was little i had one and i shot a cardinal (red bird) in my backyard and it was all half dead freaking out on the ground and then i went and shot it a couple of more times to kill it cause i felt bad about it freaking out and all. decided then that i'd never kill another animal on purpose. obviously spiders, bugs and other non amimals don't really count.

Same for me.  Shot some sparrows as a kid and then really got bummed about it.  I usually even let bugs out the door if they aren't going sting crazy on me.

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Re: yard animals
« Reply #33 on: July 26, 2010, 08:04:49 AM »
One time there was a box turt (FULL GROWN!) in my back yard.  Its shell was caved in, bloody and there were fruit flies/maggots that had infested his wound.  He was moving at a crawl (even for a box turt) and I freaked out and went rifling through the yellow pages.  I got animal control and pleaded with them to come get him, and they were pretty noncommittal.  I don't remember if they straight up lied to me, but I think they said they were really busy or that he was probably already gone or a good excuse to tell a grade schooler.  When I went back out to hold his hand as the lights went out he was gone.  I think he probably went to the compost pile or the woods or the neighbor's garden to die.

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