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man, woman, wild
« on: July 23, 2010, 10:02:01 PM »
on discovery now. pretty good stuff. love the guy. probably very, very, edited though.


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Re: man, woman, wild
« Reply #1 on: July 23, 2010, 10:11:35 PM »
Its dumb, lady is annoying.

Other survival show is constant banner about hippie not wearing shoes.

Bear Grylls for life (even if he slept indoors sometimes)

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Re: man, woman, wild
« Reply #2 on: July 23, 2010, 11:01:58 PM »
Survivorman or GTFO.
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Re: man, woman, wild
« Reply #3 on: July 23, 2010, 11:19:16 PM »
Survivorman or GTFO.

Survivorman was surviving before surviving was cool.
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Re: man, woman, wild
« Reply #4 on: July 23, 2010, 11:21:30 PM »
Survivorman re-enactment:

"Don't leave, you will get lost.  Stay near camp and don't do anything interesting"

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Re: man, woman, wild
« Reply #5 on: July 23, 2010, 11:25:39 PM »
Bear Grylls re-enactment:

"Hey camera d00d, don't point your camera over there!  There's a busy interstate about a mile away, I gotta make this crap look real!  eff it, I'll be in my trailer!"
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Re: man, woman, wild
« Reply #6 on: July 24, 2010, 07:41:21 AM »
bear was super cheesy.  Liked survivor man even if he didn't go anywhere.

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Re: man, woman, wild
« Reply #7 on: July 24, 2010, 10:55:10 AM »
I should clarify a bit.  Early Bear Grylls was decent.  After a while I felt like that show collectively tried too hard.  Les Stroud showed us how it is:  boring, mind-numbing, occasionally exciting and ESSENTIAL TO THE PRESERVATION OF YOUR LIFE!!!!  And he did it with no camera crew.

Bear Grylls=Theatrical

Les Stroud=Realistic
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Re: man, woman, wild
« Reply #8 on: July 24, 2010, 11:22:30 AM »
Bear Grylls = Awesome, exiciting

Les Stroud = Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!), boring

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Re: man, woman, wild
« Reply #9 on: July 24, 2010, 12:55:20 PM »
Bear Grylls=phony who eats walmart beef jerky and says it's bush meat.

Les Stroud=Badass that wades through arctic waters for two bites of rotten salmon left on a rock two weeks ago by the grizzly that's now stalking him. 
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Re: man, woman, wild
« Reply #10 on: July 24, 2010, 01:09:44 PM »
so anyway...does anybody else think that the man on  man, woman, wild looks a lot like a young lorenzo lamas? what great tv.

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Re: man, woman, wild
« Reply #11 on: July 24, 2010, 01:20:15 PM »
so anyway...does anybody else think that the man on  man, woman, wild looks a lot like a young lorenzo lamas? what great tv.

I'll tell you what he looks like.  One BAMF.  Or possibly a young lorenzo lamas, good call RD.
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Re: man, woman, wild
« Reply #12 on: August 20, 2010, 08:19:09 PM »
Its like some kind of kinky porno - she drank her husbands piss.

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Re: man, woman, wild
« Reply #13 on: August 20, 2010, 08:51:37 PM »
Its like some kind of kinky porno - she drank her husbands piss.

who wouldn't? have you not seen her husband?

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Re: man, woman, wild
« Reply #14 on: August 20, 2010, 09:01:15 PM »
Favorite survivalist Discovery show:  The Colony

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Re: man, woman, wild
« Reply #15 on: August 20, 2010, 10:45:58 PM »
Favorite survivalist Discovery show:  The Colony

How is that a survivalist show?  Its a drama, not a reality/survival show.  Its Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!).

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Re: man, woman, wild
« Reply #16 on: August 20, 2010, 10:53:18 PM »
Favorite survivalist Discovery show:  The Colony

How is that a survivalist show?  Its a drama, not a reality/survival show.  Its Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!).

dear hemmy,

same with everything you watch

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Re: man, woman, wild
« Reply #17 on: August 20, 2010, 11:02:19 PM »
You don't know what I watch :dunno:

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Re: man, woman, wild
« Reply #18 on: August 20, 2010, 11:02:47 PM »
Without looking it up, which state do you think the MWW guy is from?  I'm guessing Florida.  He seems like a Southerner but doesn't have the accent.

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Re: man, woman, wild
« Reply #19 on: August 20, 2010, 11:03:06 PM »
Thats it i'm mad  :curse:

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Re: man, woman, wild
« Reply #20 on: August 21, 2010, 12:17:18 AM »
Favorite survivalist Discovery show:  The Colony

How is that a survivalist show?  Its a drama, not a reality/survival show.  Its Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!).
Says the Bear Grylls defender  :rolleyes:

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Re: man, woman, wild
« Reply #21 on: August 21, 2010, 12:21:34 AM »
Man vs Wild is about surviving in the wild - no matter how much he sleeps in hotel rooms. The Colony is about a fantasy world that doesn't exist.

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Re: man, woman, wild
« Reply #22 on: August 21, 2010, 12:32:19 AM »
I like the dual survival guys. Everything else is boring. :excited:



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Re: man, woman, wild
« Reply #23 on: August 21, 2010, 12:34:27 AM »
I like the dual survival guys. Everything else is boring. :excited:

Too much complaining about the hippie guy's feet.  I swear every episode they have a whole segment dedicated to explaining that he hasn't worn shoes in 30 years.

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Re: man, woman, wild
« Reply #24 on: August 21, 2010, 12:37:59 AM »
Favorite survivalist Discovery show:  The Colony

 :love: :love:

Love this show. I think I like last seasons cast a little better, but the "world" or season 2.