El Patron on Southwest Boulevard in KC MO

[The1BigWillie]

Order margaritas and the Los Tres Grandes (Carne Asada Taco, pork taco, and fish taco).

 If you don't get laid then you have no hope. 

http://elpatronkcmo.com/

[pissclams]

I usually get the combo chicken and steak fajitas from there.  Not sure what that has to do with getting laid.  But the people that work there hardly speak english and my order is usually screwed up in some fashion.  Pretty good grub though.

[The1BigWillie]

I usually get the combo chicken and steak fajitas from there.  Not sure what that has to do with getting laid.  But the people that work there hardly speak english and my order is usually screwed up in some fashion.  Pretty good grub though.

I guess I meant if you bring a date there.  Works well for me.

[mcmwcat]

doodz, i am getting laid tonight!  :highfive:

[Saulbadguy]

I usually get the combo chicken and steak fajitas from there.  Not sure what that has to do with getting laid.  But the people that work there hardly speak english and my order is usually screwed up in some fashion.  Pretty good grub though.

Speak spanish then, you dumbass. good lord, what is it with you people.

[pissclams]

I usually get the combo chicken and steak fajitas from there.  Not sure what that has to do with getting laid.  But the people that work there hardly speak english and my order is usually screwed up in some fashion.  Pretty good grub though.

Speak spanish then, you dumbass. good lord, what is it with you people.

sorry dumbass, last i checked this is america and these colors don't run.