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I forgot to put on deodorant today.
« on: July 21, 2010, 12:38:43 PM »
Do I stink???   :dunno: :ohno:

Let me check.   



Not yet.   :thumbsup:

I wonder if I can make it the rest of the day???    :crossfingers:



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Re: I forgot to put on deodorant today.
« Reply #1 on: July 21, 2010, 12:39:55 PM »
That is absolutely disgusting.

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Re: I forgot to put on deodorant today.
« Reply #2 on: July 21, 2010, 01:20:53 PM »
How do you forget to put on deodorant? That's like forgetting to wipe your ass. rough ridin' gross dude.

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Re: I forgot to put on deodorant today.
« Reply #3 on: July 21, 2010, 01:30:58 PM »
I recently started putting on deodorant on before I go to bed. It's the only way to go. Who knew reading directions would pay off.
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Re: I forgot to put on deodorant today.
« Reply #4 on: July 21, 2010, 01:47:04 PM »
I don't wear deodorant most days. 

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Re: I forgot to put on deodorant today.
« Reply #5 on: July 21, 2010, 02:12:45 PM »
lunch break.

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Re: I forgot to put on deodorant today.
« Reply #6 on: July 21, 2010, 02:13:02 PM »
Not using deodorant is only gross if you smell.  Most non gross people shouldn't have to use it.  

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Re: I forgot to put on deodorant today.
« Reply #7 on: July 21, 2010, 02:13:38 PM »
I don't wear deodorant most days. 

He's not kidding.

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Re: I forgot to put on deodorant today.
« Reply #8 on: July 21, 2010, 02:18:18 PM »
How do you forget to put on deodorant? That's like forgetting to wipe your ass. fracking gross dude.
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Re: I forgot to put on deodorant today.
« Reply #9 on: July 21, 2010, 02:42:49 PM »
Not using deodorant is only gross if you smell.  Most non gross people shouldn't have to use it.  

I can attest to this.
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Re: I forgot to put on deodorant today.
« Reply #10 on: July 21, 2010, 02:49:27 PM »
Not using deodorant is only gross if you smell.  Most non gross people shouldn't have to use it.  

QFT, went camping for a week and never used the stuff.  When I got back to civilization I had women flocking to me like flies to poo.  Deoderant kills the pheromones (sp?)  Only grossers have BO.

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« Reply #11 on: July 21, 2010, 02:52:17 PM »
Not using deodorant is only gross if you smell.  Most non gross people shouldn't have to use it.  
Yeah or if you work inside.
 I think I mainly put it on now due to habit..

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Re: I forgot to put on deodorant today.
« Reply #12 on: July 21, 2010, 03:42:05 PM »
here we go, first you scumbags don't wash your hands after taking massive dumps, and now you don't wear deodorant.  what's next to discuss- how many days in a row you can wear socks before having to change them?


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Re: I forgot to put on deodorant today.
« Reply #13 on: July 21, 2010, 03:44:34 PM »
I knew our fanbase was disgusting but hoped this board was different.

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Re: I forgot to put on deodorant today.
« Reply #14 on: July 21, 2010, 03:45:00 PM »
If you're not obese and have a desk job, there is really no reason to wear deoderant.  My excessive sweating stopped at about age 18 and haven't really needed deoderant since unless doing physical labor.  The scent of my Old Spice Shampoo and Body Wash are enough to keep smelling fresh and elite.  

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Re: I forgot to put on deodorant today.
« Reply #15 on: July 21, 2010, 03:46:45 PM »
I'm all good.  I showered just before I left and left in a hurry.  I was walking today so that is what had me worried.  

BTW, I usually either use



or



always the anti-perspirant for me.  wet pits are a no go.  
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« Reply #16 on: July 21, 2010, 03:47:51 PM »
here we go, first you scumbags don't wash your hands after taking massive dumps, and now you don't wear deodorant.  what's next to discuss- how many days in a row you can wear socks before having to change them?
probably how they turn there underwear inside out so they can wear them again the next day.  

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Re: I forgot to put on deodorant today.
« Reply #17 on: July 21, 2010, 04:02:01 PM »
here we go, first you scumbags don't wash your hands after taking massive dumps, and now you don't wear deodorant.  what's next to discuss- how many days in a row you can wear socks before having to change them?
probably how they turn there underwear inside out so they can wear them again the next day. 

i bet these turds don't realize that they can't smell their own B.O. until it's literally off the charts.  LOL.  I DON'T NEED TO WEAR DEODORANT!!  :lol: :flush:

i mean, why be clean when you can be disgusting? 


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Re: I forgot to put on deodorant today.
« Reply #18 on: July 21, 2010, 04:11:14 PM »
here we go, first you scumbags don't wash your hands after taking massive dumps, and now you don't wear deodorant.  what's next to discuss- how many days in a row you can wear socks before having to change them?
probably how they turn there underwear inside out so they can wear them again the next day. 

i bet these turds don't realize that they can't smell their own B.O. until it's literally off the charts.  LOL.  I DON'T NEED TO WEAR DEODORANT!!  :lol: :flush:

i mean, why be clean when you can be disgusting? 
You're pretty much Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) if you can't tell when you're starting to smell gross.

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Re: I forgot to put on deodorant today.
« Reply #19 on: July 21, 2010, 05:10:32 PM »
here we go, first you scumbags don't wash your hands after taking massive dumps, and now you don't wear deodorant.  what's next to discuss- how many days in a row you can wear socks before having to change them?

3 to 4 depending on amount of physical labor.
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Re: I forgot to put on deodorant today.
« Reply #20 on: July 21, 2010, 05:29:09 PM »
here we go, first you scumbags don't wash your hands after taking massive dumps, and now you don't wear deodorant.  what's next to discuss- how many days in a row you can wear socks before having to change them?
probably how they turn there underwear inside out so they can wear them again the next day. 

i bet these turds don't realize that they can't smell their own B.O. until it's literally off the charts.  LOL.  I DON'T NEED TO WEAR DEODORANT!!  :lol: :flush:

i mean, why be clean when you can be disgusting? 
You're pretty much Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) if you can't tell when you're starting to smell gross.
do you cup your breath to figure out when to brush your choppers?


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Re: I forgot to put on deodorant today.
« Reply #21 on: July 21, 2010, 05:29:32 PM »
here we go, first you scumbags don't wash your hands after taking massive dumps, and now you don't wear deodorant.  what's next to discuss- how many days in a row you can wear socks before having to change them?

3 to 4 depending on amount of physical labor.

Figures a Pittcat would comment in this thread.  :users:
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« Reply #22 on: July 21, 2010, 05:40:12 PM »
i almost never put on deodorant, am not sure how bad i smell.  usually i can tell when i smell really bad though.  sometimes it makes me pit out worse (or so it seems).

anyone get the feeling like they can sweat less just by not thinking about it and just kind of tightening your whole body?  hard to explain.  its pretty silly, but thats my involuntary way of trying not to sweat.  i don't sweat that much anyways, so it tricks my body into thinking it works.

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Re: I forgot to put on deodorant today.
« Reply #23 on: July 21, 2010, 06:03:38 PM »
here we go, first you scumbags don't wash your hands after taking massive dumps, and now you don't wear deodorant.  what's next to discuss- how many days in a row you can wear socks before having to change them?

3 to 4 depending on amount of physical labor.

Figures a Pittcat would comment in this thread.  :users:

Mods, plz change my name to AmazinglyGloriousSmellingPittscat.

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Re: I forgot to put on deodorant today.
« Reply #24 on: July 21, 2010, 09:17:28 PM »
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