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Masoli
« on: July 20, 2010, 05:58:54 PM »
Is there some way for us, as fans, to extend him an scholly offer and somehow make it known that he is a welcome EMAW and is pretty much guaranteed to start and junk?  I mean, I don't trust our staff to do it. 


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Re: Masoli
« Reply #1 on: July 20, 2010, 06:06:49 PM »
Olive Garden gift certificate should do it.

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Re: Masoli
« Reply #2 on: July 20, 2010, 06:08:28 PM »
i dont think we have to offer him anything he just steals what he wants

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Re: Masoli
« Reply #3 on: July 20, 2010, 06:09:20 PM »
i dont think we have to offer him anything he just steals what he wants

Are you saying we tell him he won't get in troubs if he steals here?  I'm game for this I guess. 

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Re: Masoli
« Reply #4 on: July 20, 2010, 06:11:15 PM »
We should also send him a KSTATEO poster and let him know that nobody will care if he steals a humvee at Ft. Riley day or somebody's bike at Harley day.

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Re: Masoli
« Reply #5 on: July 20, 2010, 06:15:28 PM »
I nominate kstatefreak42 to extend the scholarship offer.

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Re: Masoli
« Reply #6 on: July 20, 2010, 06:27:27 PM »
Why isn't the K-State jet on the tarmac near where ever he is??


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Re: Masoli
« Reply #7 on: July 20, 2010, 06:36:42 PM »
Let me be the first to say that Masoli and Kansas State are a Perfect Fit

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Re: Masoli
« Reply #8 on: July 20, 2010, 06:58:09 PM »
It would infuriate many of our fans, so it's probably exactly what it takes to win.

The MOST naive fan base in the BCS.

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Re: Masoli
« Reply #9 on: July 20, 2010, 07:06:14 PM »
It would infuriate many of our fans, so it's probably exactly what it takes to win.

The MOST naive fan base in the BCS.

dude.  I hate it when you are right.

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Re: Masoli
« Reply #10 on: July 20, 2010, 07:08:41 PM »
It would infuriate many of our fans, so it's probably exactly what it takes to win.

Can you imagine all the "put the white kid in" threads on GPC?
"How will I recruit to Manhattan? Well, distance. And the proud state of basketball. It start there, and then daily flights to Dallas, because I'm really good at going out. Like top five good. Ask my wife. She wants me to be happy."

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Re: Masoli
« Reply #11 on: July 20, 2010, 10:47:40 PM »
Facebook?  Someone living in Manhattan just offer him a couch to stay on.  Time to think just a little outside the box folks.
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Re: Masoli
« Reply #12 on: July 20, 2010, 10:58:34 PM »
Facebook?  Someone living in Manhattan just offer him a couch to stay on.  Time to think just a little outside the box folks.

I talked this option over with my wife and she said no. Grounds for divorce?

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Re: Masoli
« Reply #13 on: July 20, 2010, 11:15:04 PM »
I'm sure Masoli could provide a woman to take her place, so it's settled? :excited:
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Re: Masoli
« Reply #14 on: July 21, 2010, 12:42:09 AM »
JFC. It's weird getting used to being part of a fanbase that hates cheating so much :frown:

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Re: Masoli
« Reply #15 on: July 21, 2010, 12:42:35 AM »
Is there some way for us, as fans, to extend him an scholly offer and somehow make it known that he is a welcome EMAW and is pretty much guaranteed to start and junk?  I mean, I don't trust our staff to do it. 

I'm a little surprised it took this long for a thread this Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) to get started on this board.  Thank you

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Re: Masoli
« Reply #16 on: July 21, 2010, 12:58:56 AM »
JFC. It's weird getting used to being part of a fanbase that hates cheating so much :frown:

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Re: Masoli
« Reply #17 on: July 21, 2010, 02:43:31 AM »
I moved to Oregon a couple months ago, and the first thing I asked my Oregon-alum co-workers was how can K-State get Masoli?

They were all:  :surprised:, "but he's a criminal."
I was all:  :facepalm:, "you just don't get it."
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Re: Masoli
« Reply #18 on: July 21, 2010, 08:19:00 AM »
JFC. It's weird getting used to being part of a fanbase that hates cheating so much :frown:

Those of us that LOVE cheating have to love it extra hard to make up for the rest

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Re: Masoli
« Reply #19 on: July 21, 2010, 08:21:16 AM »
JFC. It's weird getting used to being part of a fanbase that hates cheating so much :frown:

Those of us that LOVE cheating have to love it extra hard to make up for the rest

And never mind the energy expended in our proselytizing efforts.

You can't save every one!

Well, I saved that one, damnit!!
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« Reply #20 on: July 21, 2010, 08:23:33 AM »
Sad thing is, this wouldn't even be cheating. Some K-State fans have *gulp* morals.

I mean gmafb its not like this guy killed someone.

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Re: Masoli
« Reply #21 on: July 21, 2010, 08:27:31 AM »
Sad thing is, this wouldn't even be cheating. Some K-State fans have *gulp* morals.

I mean gmafb its not like this guy killed someone.

AND EVEN IF HE DID, WGAF!  :dunno:

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« Reply #22 on: July 21, 2010, 08:30:59 AM »
Sad thing is, this wouldn't even be cheating. Some K-State fans have *gulp* morals.

I mean gmafb its not like this guy killed someone.

AND EVEN IF HE DID, WGAF!  :dunno:

Yeah, pretty sure that would be handled internally.

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Re: Masoli
« Reply #23 on: July 21, 2010, 08:44:51 AM »
Sad thing is, this wouldn't even be cheating. Some K-State fans have *gulp* morals.

I mean gmafb its not like this guy killed someone.

AND EVEN IF HE DID, WGAF!  :dunno:

All we need is one quote from the guy saying that he really wants to be here.
"How will I recruit to Manhattan? Well, distance. And the proud state of basketball. It start there, and then daily flights to Dallas, because I'm really good at going out. Like top five good. Ask my wife. She wants me to be happy."

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Re: Masoli
« Reply #24 on: July 21, 2010, 09:35:03 AM »
Olive Garden gift certificate should do it.

Masoli isn't Italian you racist... :opcat: