One thing that might catch his attention, other than the title of this thread, is to discuss the movie Road House. I'll start.
Patrick Swayze's character "Dalton" was supposed to be some kind of a bad ass but if you watch closer he's really more of a pussy. I mean, yoga?!? Who does that?*
* I don't really believe any of this but I'm just throwing out some Babytears bait