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« Reply #25 on: July 15, 2010, 04:17:36 PM »
A mountain lion in the wild.
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« Reply #26 on: July 15, 2010, 04:24:18 PM »
The real Danny Glover responding to questions about the real Mel Gibson by saying, "Man, I'm too old for this ----."

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« Reply #27 on: July 15, 2010, 04:43:22 PM »
A terry pierce lawsuit.

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« Reply #28 on: July 15, 2010, 04:43:33 PM »
The real Danny Glover responding to questions about the real Mel Gibson by saying, "Man, I'm too old for this ----."

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« Reply #29 on: July 15, 2010, 05:02:35 PM »
bigfoot.

somebody getting stood up at the altar on their wedding day or somebody actually standing up and giving an objection to the marriage.

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« Reply #30 on: July 15, 2010, 05:12:49 PM »
Guy is in a coma for a long time, (he was shot) then he wakes up from his coma but the bad guys find out. He escapes from the bad guys miraculously then re-gains his strength and kills them all. He also uses a cool line like, I'm going to take you to the bank.....the blood bank that is....

I'm pretty sure that's the plot for Kill Bill, but with a guy.
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« Reply #31 on: July 15, 2010, 05:44:38 PM »
I would love to :bigtoke: and the see the aurora borealis.

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« Reply #32 on: July 15, 2010, 06:59:10 PM »
A chimpanzee that can play basketball really well.  Like he can dribble between his legs and dunk and stuff.  Also he wears a headband.

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« Reply #33 on: July 15, 2010, 07:25:00 PM »
A chimpanzee that can play basketball really well.  Like he can dribble between his legs and dunk and stuff.  Also he wears a headband.
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« Reply #34 on: July 15, 2010, 07:30:35 PM »
ass2ass ala Requiem for a Dream

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« Reply #35 on: July 15, 2010, 07:31:12 PM »
who is JHG?

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« Reply #36 on: July 15, 2010, 08:09:46 PM »
The space shuttle launch from as close as I could get to it.  Day and night launch.

An actual trainwreck from start to finish.

The testing of a nuclear weapon. Not too close.

And... now I think I also want to see JHG's tits.

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« Reply #37 on: July 15, 2010, 08:12:04 PM »
who is JHG?

Jack Hartman's granddaughter.

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« Reply #38 on: July 15, 2010, 09:36:24 PM »
who is JHG?

Jack Hartman's granddaughter.
yup, she's friend of go emaw.


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

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« Reply #39 on: July 15, 2010, 09:36:52 PM »
who is JHG?

Jack Hartman's granddaughter.
yup, she's friend of go emaw.

Does it look like she would have nice bewbies?
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« Reply #40 on: July 15, 2010, 09:40:26 PM »
the obvious answer is yes.


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« Reply #41 on: July 15, 2010, 09:46:18 PM »
the obvious answer is yes.

well duh...but i wanted an expert opinion since i've never been lucky enough to meet her.  :frown:
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« Reply #42 on: July 15, 2010, 10:23:19 PM »
aren't you glad it wasn't you? - g.h.

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« Reply #43 on: July 16, 2010, 09:47:25 AM »
Loch Ness Monster.