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« on: July 15, 2010, 02:21:21 PM »
This is a thread for things you've never witnessed but hope to some day.  I'll start:

Some guy is skydiving but his chute doesn't open and his friend has to fly over and grab onto him before pulling his own chute and saving them both!  :surprised:


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« Reply #1 on: July 15, 2010, 02:23:22 PM »
A train robbery. With horses.
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« Reply #2 on: July 15, 2010, 02:26:16 PM »
A pack of cheetahs taking down a yak.
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« Reply #3 on: July 15, 2010, 02:28:23 PM »
A guy (good guy) punches clear through some drywall and grabs another guy (bad guy) by the throat and drags him back through the drywall into the room he is in!  :surprised:
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« Reply #4 on: July 15, 2010, 02:35:37 PM »
Two come to mind.

First, an untrained eagle (preferably Golden) attacking a cloven hoofed mountain dwelling animal and then flying off with it.

Second, someone besides LHC Bill Snyder coaching a winning conference football season at KSU.
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« Reply #5 on: July 15, 2010, 02:37:45 PM »
A Giant Squid.
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« Reply #6 on: July 15, 2010, 02:37:56 PM »
some dude (probably a bad dude?) punching a dude (most likely a good dude) in the chest so hard that his fist goes into the guy's chest and he pulls out the guy's still-beating heart.  then he probably takes a bite of it.
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« Reply #7 on: July 15, 2010, 02:39:12 PM »
Guy is in a coma for a long time, (he was shot) then he wakes up from his coma but the bad guys find out. He escapes from the bad guys miraculously then re-gains his strength and kills them all. He also uses a cool line like, I'm going to take you to the bank.....the blood bank that is....
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« Reply #8 on: July 15, 2010, 02:40:07 PM »
Quote from: Cire on July 15, 2010, 02:37:45 PM
A Giant Squid.

This is a really good one.  I change my second one to this.
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« Reply #9 on: July 15, 2010, 02:40:14 PM »
Some evil astronaut leaves the space station but forgets his spacesuit.   :surprised:
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« Reply #10 on: July 15, 2010, 02:41:13 PM »
Gigantopithecus!  :surprised:
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« Reply #11 on: July 15, 2010, 02:48:25 PM »
A ninja creeps up behind a guy sitting in his office chair. Just as the ninja gets ready to deliver a death blow, the guy in the chair catches him out of the corner of his eye and swivels his chair around and delivers a crushing blow to the ninja's nuts before the ninja even has time to blink.
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« Reply #12 on: July 15, 2010, 03:07:27 PM »
JHG's bewbs
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« Reply #13 on: July 15, 2010, 03:10:47 PM »
Our President, who used to be in the military, beat the crap out of a bunch of terrorists/aliens and saving his loving family as well as the country.
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« Reply #14 on: July 15, 2010, 03:14:56 PM »
I want to see two planets hit each other.
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« Reply #15 on: July 15, 2010, 03:19:40 PM »
Winning a national championship in bball and/or football.
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« Reply #16 on: July 15, 2010, 03:21:53 PM »
Quote from: PowercatPat on July 15, 2010, 03:19:40 PM
Winning a national championship in bball and/or football.

+1

And a solar eclipse.
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« Reply #17 on: July 15, 2010, 03:29:42 PM »
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Where did you get that overnight bag?

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« Reply #18 on: July 15, 2010, 03:31:54 PM »
A terry pierce lawsuit.

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« Reply #19 on: July 15, 2010, 03:47:36 PM »
Fitz ordering a salad.

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« Reply #20 on: July 15, 2010, 03:48:07 PM »
Quote from: Dlew12 on July 15, 2010, 03:31:54 PM
A terry pierce lawsuit.

 :surprised:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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« Reply #21 on: July 15, 2010, 03:49:59 PM »
Total lunar eclipse.
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« Reply #22 on: July 15, 2010, 04:02:56 PM »
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« Reply #23 on: July 15, 2010, 04:03:10 PM »
Quote from: yoga-like_abana on July 15, 2010, 02:39:12 PM
Guy is in a coma for a long time, (he was shot) then he wakes up from his coma but the bad guys find out. He escapes from the bad guys miraculously then re-gains his strength and kills them all. He also uses a cool line like, I'm going to take you to the bank.....the blood bank that is....

I'm pretty sure that's the plot for Kill Bill, but with a guy.
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« Reply #24 on: July 15, 2010, 04:13:53 PM »
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